Author's Note: Just thought about another chapter for my fanfic, "The Thing" but then thought about Damion, and I begged to ask, "What if he wasn't evil? What if he was jolly good, Mr. Goody Two-Shoes?" Indeed I brewed up this lovely idea, and I hope Du enjoy a humorous one-shot of Damion as a good guy. XD

"Well, shouldn't intrude on him..." sagte Private fearfully, he heard maniac laughing inside the small laboratory, flashing lights buzzing in one of the windows, he knew that this was the dreary place of Dr. Damion, the same guy that had killed and enslaved many, but he had an objective much...

It was another typical Tag at the secret lair in Coney Island, Home of the evil Dr Blowhole. Blowhole was sitting in his big chair Schreiben about what to do with the penguins next.

"Hey Doc" sagte one of his lobsters. "You've been working too hard, why don't Du take a rest" "No I can't, red one" sagte Blowhole. "I have to write up these plans so I can do my Weiter attack on the pain-gyoo-wins. I'm thinking of a suprise attack of some sort"

That's when I came in. I was wearing my dragon gear, crept up behind Blowhole and tapped him on the shoulder. He turned his chair around. "What is it..." he started....

   When Julien and Lexii woke up, they found themselves huddled up with their arms and tails wrapped tightly around each other. Their noses were touching and their feet were intertwined. They both smiled awkwardly at each other then quickly broke apart. 
   Lexii stood up and looked around. It was dark in the freezer which meant it was night. They had been in there almost a whole Tag and no one had found them yet. 
   Beginning to lose hope, the two shivering lemurs huddles close and tried to go back to sleep. Even after sleeping the entire day, they were both oddly exhausted. Lexii knew...

     "Lexii!" a voice whispered from somewhere above her. She puffed up her tail and curled up tighter, being slowly pulled back into sleep. "Lexii!!" the voice whispered again.  She groaned and turned over on her back, half opening her eyes. 
   "What the-?!?" she panicked opening her eyes wide. Above her, two yellow-orange eyes peered down at her. They narrowed as a toothy grin sliced through the darkness. 
   Narrowing her own eyes she curled her fist and took a swing, schaukel at the thing. She didn't make full contact but managed to knock it over as she pounced to her feet. 
   The thing...

Mechanical-Mayhem
MS stood motionless on the skateboard as Bandit tried to push it up a little hill, but it was proving very difficult even for her. “I don’t suppose Du could step off for a Sekunde could you?” She questioned, as the hügel began to get steeper. Mech-Skipper jumped off and was once again motionless and simply stood there as Bandit passed him with the skateboard. She pushed it to the oben, nach oben of the hügel then called back down to him. “You can get back on the skateboard now!” She yelled, holding it steady. MS held his flippers out in front of him, making his way towards her...

my birthday turned out pretty well. it turns out my adopted parent know where i am. they sent me a picture of their new daughter, and a goldn locket.
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i hung out with macie all day, because she was only here for the week. skipper excused me of my dueties for the week. me and macie enjoyed the cold air as we watched the guys train. "how's canada?" i asked. macie nodded. she signed a few sentances, 'how's the waether been here? it's geting terribly cold this inter up Von niagra,' "been like this for a coupl months. how's jade and jemni?" macie shrugged. i took out my locket and...

I awoke to the truck doors opening. They unloaded me and two other kids. I had slept through the whole trip, apparently. We were in front of a large grey building. I don't know why, but I had the nerve to talk to these kids, though I knew they just got over being ripped from their families, too. "h-hi..." was all I managed to say. One of them turned his head, the other just closed her eyes. I wanted to fall down and cry. Not just ecause of me, also for these two. The Gestapo pushed us through the front ddoors. The interior was bleak and drab. We were pushed down a long hallway, and finally,...

Chapter one: amber's POV
I took countless precautions, I nearly got caught once. Many nights I have been doing this, rather than obey skipper's orders. But who CARES about TV shows? I mean, I'm not seven. I'm an adult! Zombies don't scare me. I leapt out of my bunk, carved in the wall, and just about slithered to the ladders. I climbed up, opened the hatch, and leaked out. Once I was at a sfe distance, I took out mynipAd, and touched the TV app. Instantly y Zeigen popped up: the walking dead. But I had misse most of t Already. And wiithing seven seconds, it flipped to commercial. "have Du ever...

I had tears in my eyes. “Yamcha!” I screamed. I slung the bow over my shoulder and ran toward where the blood hurling scream came from. Fresh blood filled the air and I started to cry even more. “Yamcha!” I screamed again.

A weak voice called out my name. His voice for sure.

“My-My-Mya...” I heard him say. I looked down at his Gorey body, with his feathers nearly dyed red.

“Yamcha!” I screamed taking his flipper. A messer was wedged in his chest frame. His smile was fading.

“Who did this to you!” I asked.

“C-C-C-” He tried to answer.

“Caitlyn! Cayla? Who!” I retorted.

“Candy...”...

I decided to write this while listening to we are the champions from my new crazy frog CD xD

It was a dark and stormy day. The rain came down in torrents. Thunder rumbled and lighting shot across the sky. Blowhole and his minions challenged the penguins to a game of soccer. Triumphant Musik was playing as Sindaj, Rico, Skipper, Kowalski and Private walked onto the field. "we are the champions, my friends" the lobsters sang as Kowalski went to the goal net. "we are the champions, we are the champions no time for losers because we are the champions... of the worldd" sang the lobsters again. Julien...

“Wait, so you’re actually, “interested” in learning about the history of Equestria?” Twilight’s eyes lit up.
“Yeah. why? Are Du surprised?” asked Kowalski.
“Well, yes, I am, no one has ever wanted me to lecture them on anything, regenbogen Dash calls me an egghead for it, but you’re the first pony, oder um…Penguin, who has ever asked me about my studies!” responded Twilight as she smiled with great happiness while standing over Kowalski.
“Really? That’s weird, Du seem like a really interesting pony to Me.” sagte Kowalski as he glared at her. Twilight blushed a bit,...

Date: February 20 2012 Apocalypse: Tag 1 Time: 10:38 pm
Victoria waddled towards one of the badgers. She was crying. “Kowalski! We have a survivor!” yelled Victoria from a distance. “Don’t worry miss, we’re gonna get Du some help so don’t worry.” sagte Victoria as she turned her around. But the dachs was infected as well and she pounced on Victoria trying to bite her. “Kowalski! Get this thing off of me before I kick her ass!” shouted Victoria. Kowalski arrived and shot at the dachs at least five times. All the gun shot’s did was upset the zombie and make it attack him...

A/N: Yes, this is just the prologue, but chapter 1 is coming soon. And if Du wanna be in it, just let me know in a comment. Well, hope Du like it! :D :A/N
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"Aw, yeah! Now THIS is the life!", Dylan thought. "Moving Weiter to that rich guy was the smatest thing I've ever done!" Going through his trash, he found quite a buffet. "Caviar, filet mingion, steamed lobster. This guy eats well!" Filling up his garbage-can-lid plate, he plopped down on a trash-bag chair, only to feel a sharp pain. "Ouch! I must have sat on a broken wine bottle oder something." But...

chapter 2: where the heck are we?




it was about 3:00 in the morning when the girls finally awoke "ah what happened? Rica stated
"apperantly we got shot with tranquilizer darts and the humans found and captured us" kowalska replied answering Rica question. " never asked Du jean" Rica smartly replied back and using the nickname that the female lutenent most hated to boot. "don't call me that Du know i hate that nickname!" kowalska yelled. WELL I'M SORRY BUT THATS YOUR FREACKING NAME ISN'T IT oder HOW ABOUT I CALL Du A MOTHER HEN CAUSE THATS EXCATLY WHAT Du ARE!" Rica screamed. Rica and kowalska...

News of the failure at Maltongrad hit Dr. Damion in a matter of hours. He sat in his chair, hiding his rage behind that wide, enigmatic smile, he then realized someone had to be punished, not just Darena, but also Daniel and Rico as well, and if so, maybe Johnston. "I need my assistants Daniel and Johnston here, as well as the prisoner," sagte Dr. Damion into his intercom calmly. Not too long after Daniel entered the room, waiting for Dr. Damion to respond. "Yes sir? Asked me to be here in your presence?" asked Daniel. "Indeed I have Daniel, where is Johnston and Darena? Don't tell me he took...

"I got your fillets sir!!" sagte Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," sagte Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," sagte Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," sagte Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see Du build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," sagte Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr....

"Well as all have sagte before, no refunds, no exchanges, no copies, only guaranteed success," sagte Telow, leading his troops out to a simulated battlefield. "What do Du mean sir?" asked Lilly. "I think he's trying to say Dr. Damion's troops are coming to Maltongrad," sagte Kowalski. "Wait, Maltongrad? Where is that?" asked Private. "I assume its a city in the Motherland," sagte Skipper. "Indeed she is, Maltongrad is our Sekunde largest city, if she goes under Damion's influence, there goes Moscow as well, as would the Eurussian Union," sagte Telow. "Do Du think it's too big to control at times?"...

"Ah, that was a good breakfast" Hunter sagte while rubbing her stomach. She was walking in a thin ally way, she hoped up on a short Wand and sat down. Looking to her left she could see the Statue of Liberty, standing tall. Hunter looked out ,past the green lady, to the vast ocean that met with the blue sky. "There's something out there and I'm gonna find out what it is" she stated to herself.
"Pretty isn't it?" a deep voice sagte behind her.
"WHAT,GAH!? yelled as she fell off the Wand and onto her neck.
"Haha, your a clumsy one aren't you?" The voice said.
Hunter growled as she looked up a grey...

The light beamed into the room and into Hunter's eyes. She woke up and rubbed the sleep from her eyes and grabbed her goggles that lay Weiter to her. She clenched them in her fist not bothering to put them on, walking into the Weiter room. She found on a cracked plate, on oben, nach oben of a fallen beam. Her family gathered around it with the few scraps on Essen on the plate, Cinder gestured Hunter over. She shook her head.
"I promised the guys I would have breakfast with them." she sagte in a tired voice.
"oh OK, bout don't stay out too long." Cinder told her daughter.
She left the abandond building and...

Anorexia
[ ] Du hate your body.
[x] Du have starved yourself. <almost everyday>
[ ] Du have low self esteem.
[ ] Du use laxatives.
[ ] Du need to be skinnier. <im already skinny>
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but Du think fat.
[x] People think Du are way too skinny.
[x] Du skip at least one meal a day.
[x] Du your calories oder check them constantly Von compulsion.
Total: 4

ADHD
[x] Du are hyper most of the time.
[x] Du barely pay attention to anything.
[x] Du cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] Du seem to never sit still.
[x] Du talk all the time.
[ ] Du need attention...