Requested by: Sasha/Alphawhitewolf.
*Laughs* SERIOUSLY?! HAHAHA THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE! Jesus I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!

*Breathes* Seriously though guys, there is a saying, "Be careful what Du wish for, because it just might come true."

I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow Fan fiction. And since Du guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)

Let's take a look at the Fanfiction called Faker.

While not as bad as the atrocity Creation Of A Dry Bones, this is one of those Fanfictions so bad it's hilarious.

Believe me though when I say it's miles better than the last...

The actual Titel is called, "Sonic and Tails and Knuckles go fishing." which is just horrible grammar to ignore commas.

You know a Fan fiction is going to be AMAZING when there is even an error IN THE GODDAMN TITLE! >.<

Please, just shoot me now! I quit! I give up on my life, now please let me go!

......Fine, I'll review this....

Besides, it's not like me to do that anyways. BUT, I am warning you. People like this exist, people that write such horrid stories and call it a Fan fiction.... It blows my mind! And today, I crush one of the worst ones out there.

It's time to look at, "Sonic, Tails,...

Ellen walked towards Dean and Dean expected her to give him a hug. Instead she slapped him.
“What was that for?” Dean exclaimed.
“How could Du be so stupid to end up here?” she asked furious.
“I didn’t do anything!” Dean defended himself. “Cas and I were taking down Dick Roman, Weiter thing we end up in Purgatory”
“And where’s Cas now?” Ellen asked, her arms crossed.
“I don’t know” Dean said. “He ditched me. Bastard”
“Guys, I’m sensing something” Anna waved her hand to draw their attention. “Someone’s here”
“Can Du tell who it is?” Ellen asked....

•Owner rights to D.C. Comic characters: warner bros•

•i do not own any character Right involved in this story this is purely fanfic.•

•Background image owner:
Troianocomics•

•Storyline belongs to:
Queen Mary•

•Story opening: A history lesson in the past. The opening Prologue:•

Kalya Ren Kent Wyane is the child of Clark Kent aka Superman and Dina prince aka Wonder Woman. She was born right after her older brother Vince aka Sun-Ray who is also a Justice League member and hero ,and after the death of her late sister Kiki. Kalya is known as a very strong , clever young woman she has...

(Some viewers may find this disturbing, viewer discretion advised. And I apologize if I spelled anything wrong.)

What the heck guys, what the hell! I didn't know humanity was so fu*ked up! I am warning Du right now, this Fanfiction is very disturbing, it is intensely SCARY, and actually made me vomit AND it gave me a nightmare. Today in Toxic Fanfic Reviews, we are starting out with a bang, with,,,,,,,,,,,, Creation Of A Dry Bones, a Mario Fanfiction Von the demented, I don't know his name, the Fanfic was so Arceus Awful that Fanfic.Net Took it down. Enough Messing around, because I may be...

Skins: The Aftermath

(Cook sat on his bett drinking a bottle of wodka looking all drunk while taking off his shoes and socks. Then stands up and takes his oben, nach oben off)
Cook: (lies on his bed) Freds why did Du have to go I need Du man?
(Cook begins to close his eyes as he doses off to sleep hearing Freddie’s voice)
Freddie: cook make sure Du look after eff (faint voice)
(While hearing Freddie’s voice cook jumps up out of bett looking around to see there’s no one there)
Cook: Freddie! Come back man
(Cook walks over to the bedroom door and peaks at the landing and walks slowly towards the stairs...

Stefan and Katherine glared at each other, not sure what to do now, but Damon made it easy for them.
“Get out” he sagte trembling.
“Damon, I didn’t know” Katherine started. “I swear I didn’t know”
“Just go away, Katherine” Damon said. “You, too, Stefan” he sagte without looking at his brother.
Stefan vowed his hands and made a step towards Damon. “I really thought Du knew. And I really didn’t mean to let it happen. All I know is that Rebekah gave her blood to Elena and that I couldn’t interfere. If I could’ve, I would’ve, Du know that” he pleaded.
Katherine looked...

Hello Nasty humans and My Fellow INVADER soldiers if Du all Think Whats The point of This Story i Tell Du after the "invader Dib" that never shown on Nicktoon Cuz it was Sad oder something Eles This is Where INVADER ZIM turns To Tallest ZIM And Tallest ZIM needed sum one To Take n Rule Earth Cuz Hes So Busy, There were 3 it was Tak, Bad, and Jiz, Tallest ZIM Spys Jiz And know's Tak would take over Earth n Rule it So he Picked Bad a Elite INVADER that Wears all Black n With a Red B On his Pak Stated his Name So Tallest ZIM Gave Gir To Him And when they was in The Old Zims Base he Repro Gir to...

Cas was standing in the bathroom, looking in the mirror. He looked very pale and his body felt like it was on fire. His hands had started itching again and this time Cas couldn’t take it anymore. He opened the mirror cupboard and took the scissors. He tried to open it, but the bandage was too tick and inconvenient to even hold it for five seconds.
He brought his right hand to his mouth and his teeth chewed the bandage. He unwounded the bandage with his teeth and when his hand was free, he used it to take the bandage off his left hand. He threw the bandage on the floor and looked at his scarred...

Three days later.

Elena was lying on her hospital bed. She felt terrible. She had heard people say the treatment for cancer was a bitch, but she didn’t how much that was true…until now. She felt her stomach turn and climbed out of bed. If it hadn’t been for her sore limps she would’ve run to the bathroom, but now she had to settle for shuffling as fast as her body allowed her to. Once arrived she dropped on her knees and aimed for the toilet.
It seemed an eternity had passed when she withdrew herself from the toilet and jerked off some toilet paper to clean her face. Last time she had...

A surprising amount of people have trouble with posting their stories up (or maybe it was me who figured it out too fast, I dunno), so this is a little step-by-step guide on how to Veröffentlichen your fanfiction over at ff.net.

Step 1:
Go to any page of fanfiction.net and click "sign in" on the very oben, nach oben right corner of the page. Sign in.

Step 2:
A page will load with a left side bar with various different options regarding your account, Favorit stories, communities, etc. Click the Sekunde bold option, "Publish."

Step 3:
A different set of options will pop up under Publish. Click on the Sekunde one, "Doc...

A sharp siring pain struck my stomach; I froze tight as stone grasping at my stomach. The pain was unbelievably unbearable. I wasn’t able to breathe it just made the pain ten times worse. My eyes were pinched tight, tighter then when I jumped off the bleachers in the high school gym a few years back.
The thought about that whole night made me cringe making the pain worst. That night was one of the worst nights of my life; something I hope will never have to be brought up ever again.
Patch and I were sitting on the couch watching TV after our one o’clock lunch. My legs had been flung on top...

NOTE: Before Du read this, I wanted to say this is a Yaoi fanfiction. The pairing featured in this is Shadilver. If Du are NOT a Shadilver fan, don't read this. Simple. Also, there might be a few inappropriate word selections in this.



"A rose has its thorns, and a violett has its leaves. But, combining the two will make Du weep." sagte Silver, looking down at a white piece of paper with a proud tone of voice. He was in Poesie class, and this was his first poem. It needed to make his teacher impressed, oder he would be expelled from Poesie class. "Impressive,Silver. Next, is Shadow." Ms.Suxcox...

Damon and Elena were in the kitchen, both sitting on the dresser. Elena pulled on a hole in her jeans, making it bigger.
“The fashion trend where people wear worn off jeans has passed a long time ago, Elena” Damon smirked.
“I’m sorry’ Elena mumbled.
“It’s okay…But if Du want to make Mehr holes I can help you” Damon winked.
“That’s not what I’m talking about” Elena shook her head. “I’m sorry about the bracelet. Amber broke it. I know how much it means to Du and giving it to me was a really nice offer and now it’s broken and I can’t fix it”
Damon shrugged....

I DO NOT OWN THE NASTY HUMANS CARTOON Zeigen SO THIS IS MINE CUZ I AM BADRAY!!

I look angry at the humans walking around and PICKING THEY'er Nasty nose... But I find that I have no nose so I feel my face where the nose area is but didn't feel Notting ... "Hmmm so why do the humans Have nose" I turn around looking at Gir sitting and Singen some thing that I can't find out what it was "GIR get over here" Gir got up and ran fast here turning red with a hands behind his back "YES MASTER"

good thing I Pro him with some stuff in him ever since zim turn to a tallest... "OK Gir LOOK OUTSIDE WHAT DO YOU...

*tears* Gaz break my arm back in "stop moving cry baby" she sagte not even caring if I was hurt "you heal...". If your saying how this happen... Well that's for a new time from the past when I started fighting the 3 worm baby's... "ok this will do for now so rest" Gaz sagte in Lil anger for the 3 worm baby's doing this to me... "see bad I told you, Du suck at fighting those 3 girls... Hmm" yeah she's right I didn't knew how powerful they were "maybe if we think of a plan to take them out but for now rest"

I can't even Bewegen my broken arm... I look at Gaz.. She was very pretty for a human... But...

Hullo my lovelies. It's been a while since I uploaded a new episode, and I just found one of the worst Sonic Yaoi fanfics on Deviantart. PREPARE YOUR EYES!

I warned you, here it goes:

it was a Tag like no other. everyone sagte hi to me and I did the same. I might of had a few conversation......what who am I?. well I'm king of the school, sonic the hedgehog. and I thought everyone here is a cliques. key word thought, it turns out there was this guy who didn't get notice because of his hood, he never talked, and his hands were in his pocket all the time. there were rumers that he trashed every...