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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your Weiter target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held Von Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. sagte Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. sagte Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. sagte Hitler My fuhrer, Du shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and Friends go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are Du planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to Du and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. sagte Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. sagte Hitler I think Du should find some fisch for me while you're at it. sagte Krebs Fine. I'll find some fisch for you. sagte Hitler My fuhrer, i object to Du proving this thing's existence. sagte Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought Du were in favor of this plan! sagte Hitler I'm not. Because i believe Du won't find this creature. sagte Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! sagte Hitler (An Stunde later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! sagte Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your Weiter target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. sagte Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. sagte Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's sagte to be present. sagte Steiner Fine. We'll go there. sagte Hitler My furher, Du shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are Du going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner sagte I can find it on a couple different web sites. sagte Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are Du sure Du wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard oder not. sagte Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to Du playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! sagte Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! sagte Hitler This Musik is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. sagte Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. sagte Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. sagte Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. sagte Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure Du have a hat to wear has to be one of them! sagte Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. sagte Jodl And Du should of! This is why none of Du come prepared for these kind of situations! sagte Hitler Let's not get upset and...