If Du have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into Artikel Forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.
One Tag Bella fell over while being chased Von Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and sagte - "Edward, what are Du doing? Du know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"