Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Du can get a perfect score on your SATs Von putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Why did Chuck Norris kreuz the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't kreuz the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk Forum and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to kreuz the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. busch was wonderin how to kreuz a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only Tiere that Chuck Norris let them live.

When glocke invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even Mehr badass than in this one. When it was discovered Von Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. gepostet Vor mehr als einem Jahr