This is the funniest chicken suppe short story i ever read:
Yes Sir!
My 3 Jahr old brother was running around the house well after his bedtime and my mom had tried repeatedly to get him into bed. The last time she sagte it, she sagte it rather menacingly, and my brother quickly sagte "Yes Sir!". Like most other moms, my mom is female. She gave my brother a quick lesson on how men are sirs and ladies are ma'am. Then to Quiz him, she asked "What would Du say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" he replied. "And what would Du say to me?" "Yes Ma'am!" he said. "Good! Now what would Du say to grand-ma?" His eyes lit up as he replied "Can I have a cookie?"
Yes Sir!
My 3 Jahr old brother was running around the house well after his bedtime and my mom had tried repeatedly to get him into bed. The last time she sagte it, she sagte it rather menacingly, and my brother quickly sagte "Yes Sir!". Like most other moms, my mom is female. She gave my brother a quick lesson on how men are sirs and ladies are ma'am. Then to Quiz him, she asked "What would Du say to Daddy?" "Yes Sir!" he replied. "And what would Du say to me?" "Yes Ma'am!" he said. "Good! Now what would Du say to grand-ma?" His eyes lit up as he replied "Can I have a cookie?"
