hmmm....
i guess mine one would have to be , among others,:
Chandler : ( picks up a miniature liqueur bottle ) I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.

roll your way to childhood obeisity!

"Penis-schmenis, we're all people!"

Hmmm...so many favourites! XD

'Look at all the space on her side of the bed. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That'd be weird though.'

'No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!'

'Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.'

'But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!'

'You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?'

Alright, so my list is WAY longer but that will do for now ;]

"Ding dong, the psycho's gone.”

“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.”

"Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself."

"All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men."

Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing."
Chandler: "Well, how do you find clothes that fit?"

"Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!"

"You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect..."

"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"

"Stop staring at my wife's legs...no, no, stop staring at your sisters legs!"

"I'm not really good at giving advices. Do you want a sarcastic comment?"

"Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!"

"Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen."

"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?"

"I'm sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I'm saying 'I do'; he's thinking 'Yeah, I'd do her too!"

"Pants,
Like Shorts,
But Longer!"


xDxDxD

'Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT." '
:D

"Help, there's a Phoebe on my sandwich."

"Huh ho, liked what she saw huh? Dug my action did she? Checkin' out the Chan Chan Man!"

"Handle? I can handle this. Handle's my middle name. Well actually, it's the middle part of my first name."

ROFL XD =P

"I'm so over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute, of every hour, of every day, I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!"

This is hard; there are too many. But I guess my favorite......

Phoebe: Guess what! Guess what!

Chandler: Um, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?!?

(Hope I quoted him accurately...... )