1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I Liebe you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near Du and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were Mehr than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every Stunde if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever Du see him.
9. Whenever he gives Du a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells Du he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...