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Announcer: It's not a bright future. Sean & Nik: *Laying down side Von side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them* Sean: So now Du understand why I left the fandom? Nik: Yeah. Announcer: It's not something to look vorwärts-, nach vorn to. S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair* Announcer: It's 2021.
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Du doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the Tag after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Du can definitely wait for success.
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think Du know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I thought season 1...
#1: FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN: It's not till the 3rd act that we learn who Freddy was, and why he was after them.. Till than, he's just a scary monster that stalks our dreams, and never explains why..
#2: FEAR ITSELF: When thinking of a nightmare throughout the day, Du give it power, and because of this, Du are Mehr likely to have that nightmare again. That's basically the idea of the movie. Not just that there's a burned guy after you, but the fact that your fear is making him powerful only makes it scarier, striking Mehr fear. It's a vicious cycle. Not to mention Freddy knows what scares you, and...
One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious. This movie is so scary, yet so awesome. Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable. Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 oder something.. So.. Old-ish..
Anyway.. Here's what happens..
A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open Von itself. He...
#1: Eminem - KIM: There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as. Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself. But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming. Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..
Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report* Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban. Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film* Equestrian pony 589: Get down. Terrorist: *Shoots missile* Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel* Announcer: And now, it's time for the season 6 highlights of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored Von Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.