Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where Du Bewegen shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, Du just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as Du might think).
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, Du know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light bulb mysteriously breaking as Carrie reaches the height of her panic.
Home isn't much better.
Carrie is regularly abused Von her fanatically religious mother, Margaret (who's just fucking "nuts", that's all) who rants about menstruation being the result of sinful thoughts. Du know, like ALL periods I guess.
Carrie is locked in a small closet and forced to pray for forgiveness Von "mother of the year" Maragaret.
When she is finally allowed to return to her room, Carrie gazes into her reflection, causing the mirror to shatter.
Carrie’s classmate Sue (Amy Irving) feels guilty, so she arranges for her boyfriend, handsome and beliebt Tommy (William Katt), to ask Carrie to the prom. Reluctant at first, Carrie accepts after encouragement from Miss Collins. Another classmate, Chris (only there too be a fucking bitch, not other character traits), skips her detention for bullying Carrie, so she is banned from the prom.
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, Du know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
Having researched her telekinesis, Carrie asserts her power and stands up to her mother.
Margaret responds Von accusing Carrie of being a satanic witch..
Margaret, I swear, Du give christians a bad name.
At the prom, Carrie finds acceptance among her peers and shares a KISS with Tommy. Chris' bubbly best friend Norma (P.J. Soles) rigs the election and Carrie is crowned Prom Queen.
Carrie’s joy is cut short Von the famish scene, the one spoofed in shit like pony Mov.
Chris pulls a rope to dump the pigs' blood on her. Chris and Billy escape through a back door, while the bucket falls on Tommy's head, knocking him unconscious.
The blood-soaked Carrie hallucinates that everyone in the gymnasium is laughing at her and soon, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.
Locking everyone in the gym, guilty and innocent alike.
A high-pressure water hose assaults many people, several are crushed, the principal is electrocuted, and Miss Collins is crushed to death.
As the gym catches fire, Carrie calmly walks out and locks the remaining students inside. Chris and Billy attempt to run over Carrie as she walks home, but Carrie causes their car to flip and explode, killing Chris (not that anyone was probably sad).
At Home Carrie is comforted Von her mother, yeah, ACTUALLY comforted.
But shit gets real when Margaret reveals her guilt about giving birth to Carrie, a product of marital rape. As they pray together, Margaret (like most mothers would) stabs her daughter in the back and pursues her through the house. Defending herself, Carrie causes küche utensils to fly through the air and crucify Margaret. Distraught over her mother's death, Carrie loses control of her powers as the house crumbles and burns down around her.
Sometime after Carrie’s death, Sue, the sole survivor of the prom massacre, dreams of laying Blumen on the charred remains of Carrie's home. As a bloody arm reaches from the rubble and grabs her, Sue wakes up screaming.
Guess there this wasn't much of an review.
But still.. This movie is so.. Well.. Frankly a bit uncomfortable.. So guess that means it's scary..
So.. Yeah.. It's good..
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, Du know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light bulb mysteriously breaking as Carrie reaches the height of her panic.
Home isn't much better.
Carrie is regularly abused Von her fanatically religious mother, Margaret (who's just fucking "nuts", that's all) who rants about menstruation being the result of sinful thoughts. Du know, like ALL periods I guess.
Carrie is locked in a small closet and forced to pray for forgiveness Von "mother of the year" Maragaret.
When she is finally allowed to return to her room, Carrie gazes into her reflection, causing the mirror to shatter.
Carrie’s classmate Sue (Amy Irving) feels guilty, so she arranges for her boyfriend, handsome and beliebt Tommy (William Katt), to ask Carrie to the prom. Reluctant at first, Carrie accepts after encouragement from Miss Collins. Another classmate, Chris (only there too be a fucking bitch, not other character traits), skips her detention for bullying Carrie, so she is banned from the prom.
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, Du know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
Having researched her telekinesis, Carrie asserts her power and stands up to her mother.
Margaret responds Von accusing Carrie of being a satanic witch..
Margaret, I swear, Du give christians a bad name.
At the prom, Carrie finds acceptance among her peers and shares a KISS with Tommy. Chris' bubbly best friend Norma (P.J. Soles) rigs the election and Carrie is crowned Prom Queen.
Carrie’s joy is cut short Von the famish scene, the one spoofed in shit like pony Mov.
Chris pulls a rope to dump the pigs' blood on her. Chris and Billy escape through a back door, while the bucket falls on Tommy's head, knocking him unconscious.
The blood-soaked Carrie hallucinates that everyone in the gymnasium is laughing at her and soon, FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.
Locking everyone in the gym, guilty and innocent alike.
A high-pressure water hose assaults many people, several are crushed, the principal is electrocuted, and Miss Collins is crushed to death.
As the gym catches fire, Carrie calmly walks out and locks the remaining students inside. Chris and Billy attempt to run over Carrie as she walks home, but Carrie causes their car to flip and explode, killing Chris (not that anyone was probably sad).
At Home Carrie is comforted Von her mother, yeah, ACTUALLY comforted.
But shit gets real when Margaret reveals her guilt about giving birth to Carrie, a product of marital rape. As they pray together, Margaret (like most mothers would) stabs her daughter in the back and pursues her through the house. Defending herself, Carrie causes küche utensils to fly through the air and crucify Margaret. Distraught over her mother's death, Carrie loses control of her powers as the house crumbles and burns down around her.
Sometime after Carrie’s death, Sue, the sole survivor of the prom massacre, dreams of laying Blumen on the charred remains of Carrie's home. As a bloody arm reaches from the rubble and grabs her, Sue wakes up screaming.
Guess there this wasn't much of an review.
But still.. This movie is so.. Well.. Frankly a bit uncomfortable.. So guess that means it's scary..
So.. Yeah.. It's good..
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A Sekunde CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his Sekunde chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his Sekunde chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn Von ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn Von ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega Fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do Du know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. Du get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe, sicher is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do Du know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. Du get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe, sicher is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..