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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straße REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the Weiter Robert England.
And, Du know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. Du never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* oder even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So Du know he's gone Liebe every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).

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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:

Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..

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#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain Von this point

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#4: SAW MOVIES:

These are the type of films Du have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..

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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:

Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I Liebe Du man.
But Du when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..

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#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn Du hollywood!

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#7: GROWN UPS:

It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..

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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:

Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..

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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:

Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.

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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:

Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
Okay.. The first thing Du guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Du in front of a bus without a Sekunde thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when Du really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him Mehr pain.

Anyway.
Not much Mehr to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
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AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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Pagan Min: I distinctly remember saying, "Stop the bus." Not "shoot the bus." "*Stop* the bus." I'm very particular with my words. "Stop." "Shoot." "Stop." "Shoot." Do those words sound the same?
Officer: But it got out of control...
Pagan Min: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What did Du say?
Officer: It got out of control.
Pagan Min: "Got out of control." I hate when things get out of control.
[stabs the soldier with a pen, throws him to the ground and continues stabbing him]
Pagan Min: (while stabbing him) Du had one fucking job and Du couldn't fucking do that!
[sits]
Pagan Min: And I got blood...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were gegeben powerful Einhörner to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but Du can't just harvest...
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MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is teilt, split personalitied. One Minute he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered oder something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far Mehr dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And Mehr capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, Du want to run? Huh? Du want to run, Du want to disrespect me? Du want to fuck with me? I mean, Du come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and Du want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give Du thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat Du up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas:...
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the regenbogen department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual Farben of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated regenbogen pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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