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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straße REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the Weiter Robert England.
And, Du know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. Du never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* oder even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So Du know he's gone Liebe every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).

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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:

Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..

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#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain Von this point

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#4: SAW MOVIES:

These are the type of films Du have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..

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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:

Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I Liebe Du man.
But Du when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..

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#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn Du hollywood!

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#7: GROWN UPS:

It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..

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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:

Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..

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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:

Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.

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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:

Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
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Some villains Du either hate them oder Liebe them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

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#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the Sekunde and Third Age.

At the end of the Sekunde Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was Victorious and Sauron was physically destroyed Von Isildur, after killing his...
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#1: SHARKS:
It's no secret that Sharks are dangerous.
But they aren't the bloodthirsty monsters that the media protrays them as.

The rare times that sharks ever killed a human isn't done purposely. They don't like the taste of man flesh, and they attacked cause they were curious, oder mistook us for a seal.
There is no proof that sharks have actually EATEN their victims, and the cause of death is actually from blood loss.

Sharks are quite a bit Mehr intelligent than most people give them credit for, and often avoid prey as unfamiliar as humans. Predation Von sharks is of great importance to the...
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#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should Du be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!

#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?

#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now Du must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop...
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Hershel: Just tell us what this is. Please.
Phillip: It isn't personal.
Hershel: Than what is it?
Phillip: Michonne, I want Du to know... Penny, my daughter, she was dead. I know that know. Now, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone. I need the prison, that's it. There are people I need to keep alive. Du two are gonna help me take it. No one needs to die.
Michonne: I'm gonna kill you.
Phillip: No, Du won't.
Michonne: I'm gonna take my...
Hershel: Stop it. Du want the prison?
Phillip: Yeah. And I will take it as peacefully as I can.
Hershel: Governor...
Phillip: Don't...
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Dash and Gerry are seen doing one of there many missions together, this time gunning there way though a small house, looking for the Albanian thug that was shown being hidden inside Gerry's freezer.

Dash shown with her combat shotgun, Gerry shown with an AP Pistol.

However, after clearing the house, the sagte thug sneak of over, and grabbed Gerry hostage, pointing Gerry's AP Pistol and Dash and Gerry both, threatening them both.

"Okay" Dash said, dropping her shotgun and putting her hands up, but not facing him, she was facing the wrong way.

"Good.. Now slowly turn!" The goon ordered.

ALright, alright"...
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Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There Du are Du little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. Du know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did Du just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it Du two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see Du again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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It's fuckin crazy, look Kevin up on google...
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Well..
Actually it's Mehr of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't Liebe hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much Mehr badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...
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Hey guys, turn it up to get sleazy.
Twist it in a vice
Nobody sagte it was easy.
Just use your naked eyes, oh.
How to see and how to hide it.
How to save it. Well, maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
You can take it and eat it, and chew your life supply.
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Where's the real life in your illusion?
On the dark side your power's in confusion.
Do the dance. Do the demolition.
And lose the chance to hear when Du don't listen.
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Don't Du feel edgy?
Bite your lips and bleed.
Conversation is empty;
Abandoned in the freeze.
Freedom is your condemnation.
Free to say well, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
You can...
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After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him Von giving him some Anime to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo



I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
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#1:
Why is canada a safe, sicher country?
"Cause the mighty king gans gives us Essen to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my schildkröte against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this Jahr for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"