#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS straße REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the Weiter Robert England.
And, Du know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. Du never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* oder even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So Du know he's gone Liebe every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain Von this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films Du have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I Liebe Du man.
But Du when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn Du hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.
Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the Weiter Robert England.
And, Du know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.
Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).
Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.
Originally. Du never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* oder even who he is.
That's the fear.
That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So Du know he's gone Liebe every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).
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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:
Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..
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#3: PURGE:
I probably don't need to explain Von this point
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#4: SAW MOVIES:
These are the type of films Du have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..
------------------------------------------------------------
#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Jim Carrey is hilarious here.
Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs
Doug, I Liebe Du man.
But Du when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..
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#6: NUMBER 23:
Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.
And he's GOOD at it..
Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn Du hollywood!
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#7: GROWN UPS:
It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).
But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..
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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:
Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..
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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:
Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.
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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
Okay.. The first thing Du guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Du in front of a bus without a Sekunde thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when Du really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him Mehr pain.
Anyway.
Not much Mehr to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw Du in front of a bus without a Sekunde thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when Du really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him Mehr pain.
Anyway.
Not much Mehr to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..

Rob Zombie