CANADA RAP


(i did not write this)



Eh…h-hello there guys, my name is Matthew…

I…hey come on guys! It’s like I’m talking AT you

I’ve been neutral all these years, keeping my poise

BUT I THINK IT’S TIME I STARTED MAKING SOME NOISE

THE OTHER COUNTRIES CALL ME CANADA YO

AND MY BROTHER IS THAT IDIOT DOWN BELOW

SOMETIMES THEY CALL ME HIS HAT,

IF Du ASK ME, I THINK HE’S FAT

THAT LAZY arsch PUNK BASTARD CAN’T KEEP PEACE TO SAVE HIS LIFE

SOMETIMES THEY CALL ME HIS WIFE,

THEM HATERS BE BEGGIN TO STRIFE

THIS MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME NATION DON’T WANNA BE STIRRING NO TROUBLE

IF Du ASK FOR MY HELP...