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It starts in class. Ms. Martin is teaching a lesson.

Ms. Martin: For today's history lesson, we are learning about the 1950s.

Meanwhile, in the hallway of the school, Rosie walks up the the feuer alarm and pulls it, making the alarms go off.
Class: (gasps)
Ms. Martin: What on earth?! Everybody evacuate!
The class run out of the school in panic. A feuer truck arrives and a firefighter sees that it was just a false alarm, as there's no fire.
Male Firefighter: Oh my gosh! I hate it when people play with the feuer alarms and think it's a joke. I like to know who pulled the feuer alarm.
Rosie points at Caillou....
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Caillou's Punishment Tag (Sequel of Caillou beats up Pikachu/grounded)

(The following morning, Caillou is now sleeping peacefully in his bett of his bedroom until....)
Boris: CAILLOU! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW! DID Du FORGOT WHAT TODAY IS?!
Caillou: Oh no. I have punishment Tag today. (Crying as he walked down the stars to meet his parents)
Boris: Okay. Let's get started for these punishments. You'll have five of them and the last one will be super extreme. Punishment one: eating Brussels sprouts.
(At the kitchen)
Doris: Come on. Eat your Brussels sprouts. This punishment won't be over...
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It begins with Doris putting Rosie's shoes on while calling Caillou.
Doris: Caillou, we're leaving now. Where are you? Come out oder Du are in trouble.
Caillou: [comes down playing with Rexy while coming downstairs] Roar! Roar! I'm playing dinosaurs!
Doris: Du and Rosie have been inside all day. Let's go out and get some fresh air.
Caillou: Can I bring my dinosaur?
Doris: Why don't Du bring your bucket and shovel instead? Then Du can play in the sandbox.
Caillou: Okay!
Later at the park:
Storyteller: Caillou was happy to see that Leo and Clementine were at the park, too.
Caillou sees Leo and Clementine...
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Caillou, Rosie, and his parents are taking a walk. He then sees an ice cream truck.

Caillou: Daddy, can we get ice cream?
Boris: No! We are not getting ice cream! Now shut the hell up and let's continue walking!

After some time, the family arrive at the bank. Boris, Doris, and Rosie rudely cut in line, making some people angry. They then pull out Pistolen and point them at the tellers.

Boris: Give us all the money from that vault, Du fools!
Doris: Du are such freaks!
While Boris and Doris continue pointing their Pistolen at the tellers, Rosie sneaks off and goes into the vault, taking all the money. Caillou...
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The episode starts with Prince Caillou coming out of school.

Prince Caillou: Mr. Dihn is a really nice teacher. He is better than ugly Ms. Martin.

Leo: Definitely.

Later on, Prince Caillou takes a walk around town. He then finds Mr. Ratburn.

Prince Caillou: Hi, Mr. Ratburn.

Mr. Ratburn: Your majesty, don't talk to me! I am still very crossed with the way Du killed CourtneyFan6.

Principal Krupp: Me too! Don't talk to me either!

Prince Caillou: Wait. Please listen.

Principal Krupp: This better be important!

Prince Caillou: The truth is CourtneyFan6 was a devil. She is very bad and ugly, and she sold...
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Caillou was sleeping, until Boris, Doris, and Rosie wakes him up Von banging pans.

Boris: Caillou! Wake your arsch up right now!
Doris: Guess what today is.
Caillou: (gasps) It's extreme punishment Tag today! (cries)
Gilbert: meows sadly

In the kitchen

Boris: 1st punishment, eat spinach!
Caillou: But..
Doris: Goooooo!
Caillou: Yuck!

In the living room

Doris: 2nd punishment: Listen to Rosie jabbering and talking for hours!
Rosie: No playing! No watching! No inviting friends! No parties! No staying late past bedtime! No video games! No listening to music! No unicycling! No biking! No skateboarding! No scooting!...
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Caillou is at in his house.

Caillou: I'm going to grounded Courtney from Total Drama Series because she's such a bitch.

Caillou went outside and found Courtney at her house.

Caillou: Courtney, how dare Du being a hündin to everyone? That's it. Du are grounded grounded grounded for 65 years! Go to your room now!

Courtney ran into her house angrily.

Caillou: Yay. I ground Courtney from Total Drama.

Then Courtney and her boyfriend Duncan came out of the house.

Caillou: Oh shit, it's her boyfriend Duncan.

Courtney: There he is Duncan. That's the boy who grounded me!

Duncan: Du little brat, how dare you...
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Julie comes to Caillou's house, and Doris leaves.

Caillou: Bye bye, Mommy!

Scene transitions to Caillou and Rosie in the kitchen, having supper.

Julie: Eat up Rosie!

Later...

Julie: Why don't Du go and play Von yourself for a bit while I'll get Rosie ready for her nap?

Caillou: Okay. Bye-bye!

Julie: How about a story?

Narrator: Seeing his mommy's make-up gave Caillou an idea for a game.

Caillou takes his Mommy's makeup and puts it all over Rosie's doll. Julie then starts calling Caillou.

Julie: Caillou, where are you? What are Du doing?

Narrator: Caillou knew he'd spoiled Rosie's doll and he was afraid...
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posted by Courtneyfan6
Caillou gets grounded on Christmas

(One Tag at Weihnachten morning... )
(Inside Caillou's room, he woke up to find it's finally Christmas.)
Caillou: Yay yay yay yay yay yay! It's finally Christmas! I can't wait to get all the presents!
(When he got downstairs with his family...)
Caillou: Time for the presents.
(Caillou looked down of the Weihnachten baum only to find out that Rosie got presents and Caillou got nothing!)
Caillou: What?! I didn't get any presents!
Boris: That's right, Caillou. Du got no presents because Du have been a bad boy this year.
Doris: And Du did get this. (She hands Caillou...
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posted by FryFries44
Caillou Hates Baseball/Grounded

Caillou is playing baseball in his backyard. He then throws the ball, but it ends up going through the bush, into Mr. Hinkle's Yard. Caillou looks glum.
Boris: Du aren't supposed to throw anything into Mr. Hinkle's yard!
Grandpa: But he just accidentally threw it there! He's an amateur son. Don't be rough.
Mr. Hinkle: Did someone lose this?
Caillou: Hello! I'm playing baseball.
Mr. Hinkle: Baseball? My Favorit game. I used to play it when I was a kid Du know. Here, catch.
Mr. Hinkle throws the ball, but the ball bounces off Caillou's glove.
Caillou: I think this glove...
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added by FryFries44
Caillou misbehaves on the way to Finding Dory/Grounded

Doris: Hey, Caillou. We're going to the Filme to see Finding Dory since Rosie wants to see it.
Boris: Du only have five chances. If Du receive all five strikes, you'll be grounded.
Caillou: No. I don't want to see the movie. That movie sucks very bad. I want to stay Home and watch Dora. Can I stay home?
Doris: No! We're all going to see Finding Dory and that's final.
Boris: Get in the car oder you're grounded.
Caillou: Fine.
(As Caillou and his family began to walk out...)
Caillou: Screw this. I can't believe that my stupid family is always taking...
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added by caesar213
Caillou is going to talk to his mother about Rosie bothering him and he walks up to her while she is doing her laundry.
Caillou: Mommy, Rosie won't stop bothering me.
Doris: Maybe she just wants to play with you.
Caillou: But I don't wanna play with her.
Doris: Caillou, I'm busy. And I can't be solving your problems all the time.
Caillou: But Mommy...
Doris: Du and Rosie have to learn how to work out your own problems.
Caillou: No, we can't!
Doris: (angrily) Caillou!
Caillou ignores her as he walked away from her in the laundry room.
Later, Caillou sat down on his bett in his room Lesen a book and...
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Caillou Blows Up Disneyland and Gets Grounded

The nurse brings Julie and Rosie to Caillou's house.
Nurse: Boris and Doris, Julie and Rosie are better now.
Julie: Time for me to go home!
Rosie: We are glad to see Du sweetheart. Mehr glad to see Du than Caillou.
Caillou pulls out a gun and shoots the nurse to death with it.
Boris: First Du beat up Julie and Rosie and now Du kill the nurse.
Caillou: But she was the one who told Du ground me forever. It was her fault.
Boris: It doesn't matter! All I can say is that Du don't deserve to go to Disneyland with us on New Year's Weekend. Besides, you...
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Caillou ruins his parents' party/grounded

(It's Saturday's Party night)

Doris: Don't forget to buy some flowers. We want the house to look nice.

Boris: (Boris puts his mantel on) Flowers. Okay.

Caillou: What are Du doing, Mom?

Doris: I'm getting everything ready for the party tonight.

(Caillou remembered that his mommy and daddy were having a party.)

Caillou: Are we going to play games?

Doris: No, sweetie, not tonight.

Caillou: Why not?

Doris: Because it's a abendessen party for grownups.

Caillou: I want to go to the party, too.

Boris: Du can't, Caillou. (Boris zips up his jacket) It's not for children,...
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Caillou and Rosie are playing at the outside in the sandbox.

Rosie is reaching for Caillou's toy.

Caillou: No, Rosie! No!

Caillou takes his toy away from her.

Caillou: How dare Du taking my toys from me? That's it. I'm going to throw sand at Du because nobody cares about you.

Caillou throws sand at Rosie's face and Rosie starts crying.

Caillou: Now leave me alone, Du little bitch.

Rosie: Mommy! Daddy!

Doris and Boris ran outside to find Caillou and Rosie.

Doris and boris: What's wrong, Rosie?

Rosie: Caillou threw sand at me. (crying)

Doris: Oh my God. Thank Du for telling us, Rosie.

Doris carries Rosie...
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Caillou walks out of the house with his Friends in costumes.

Caillou: Where should we go first?
Leo: I know! Mr. Hinkle's house.

Cut to Mr. Hinkle's house.

Caillou+Leo+Clementine+Jason+Jeffrey+Xavier+Emma: Trick oder treat!
Mr. Hinkle: What wonderful costumes! Here's some treats for y'all.

Caillou and his Friends go all over the neighborhood and get some treats.

Cut to Caillou's house.

Boris: How dare Du go trick oder treating! You're grounded until Weiter year! Go to your room right now! And don't eat any of those treats!

Caillou cries and runs to his room. Boris eats all of Caillou's Halloween Süßigkeiten until he becomes fat.

The End!!!!
CourtneyFan6: Okay class, settle down now!
Caillou: No! We won't settle down! We will be loud as we want! And Du can't stop us!

Caillou pulls a gun out of his backpack, and shoots CourtneyFan6, killing her. She is then seen landing into the flames of hell, in her spiritual body form. Mr. Ratburn then opens the door, and sees that CourtneyFan6 is dead.

Mr. Ratburn: (gasps) Caillou, how dare Du kill my future wife CourtneyFan6! I was trying to break up with my husband Patrick! That's it, to the principal's office.

In the principal's office

Principal Mr. Krupp: Caillou, why were Du sent here?
Caillou:...
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Caillou disrespects Ms. Martin/Grounded

Caillou is at his room of his house.
Caillou: Man, I don't want to go to school today. I don't want to do any of the boring stuff.
Boris: (off-screen) Come on, Caillou. It's time to go to school. Let's go.
Caillou: Okay.
Later, Caillou is later dropped off to school Von Boris and is now walking to class.
Miss Martin: Good morning, class. Today, we will be learning the multiplication and division. But first, please stand up for the pledge of allegiance.
Everyone stood for the pledge of allegiance except Caillou...
Miss Martin: Caillou, stand up now.
Caillou: I don't...
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