"I actually thought the Süßigkeiten was better this time."
"I don't know, the popcorn was too buttery. Salt is the herz of the popcorn, butter is just fluff that makes it tastier, but Du could do without it."
"So Du like your popcorn salty rather than buttery?"
Oz grinned, that cute little pull on the corner of his mouth, which made her herz flutter like schmetterling wings, and her knees turn to mashed potatoes mixed with jello. Mushy, yet slippery. Thinking about this rather odd combination and slightly disgusting combination, Willow changed the subject.
"Are we gonna do it again?"
"What, talk about the pros and cons of popcorn?"
"Probably not. Although it's an interesting topic. Very debatable."
Oz smiled again, and Willow's knees turned to that disturbingly disgusting mixture again.
"Ah, Du mean the movie." Willow nodded.
"Well as long as it's not the same movie. Tom Hanks never does it for me."
"Okay. Whatever is fine with Du is fine with me."
Oz checked the hall clock, then looked back at Willow.
"Works for me. But I gotta go, Mr. Rambarn is really getting down on us for being late for trig. Especially me."
Willow waved as he turned around and sauntered down the hall, perfectly at ease. She had already been dating him for a couple months, and even after Buffy left and killed Angel, they were still going strong. She turned into English, where she sat Weiter to Buffy.
"This has got to be a historical record. I got to class before you! What gives Will? No wait, let me guess. Du were either horrifically attacked Von hundreds of Vampire wanting nothing better than to suck Du dry, then take your clothes and belongings and sell them for big bucks in the black market saying that they were the property of the slayer's best friend - I actually really do like your sweater. Cute puppy! Or, Du were talking to Oz. Which one is correct?"
"Second one." sagte Willow, her grin stretching wide. "And I know Du don't really like the shirt. It has Kmart written all over it."
"Nah, it's cute! Besides, since Cordelia and Xander have been making with the smoochies, she can't make fun of Du for it. Hopefully anyway. Maybe not. Does she even have that much dignity?"
"By the way, last night I ran into some seriously wacko demon. Totally crazed. Very bumpy. I was gonna check in with Giles after school, since I can't miss any classes today."
"I'll be there."
"Ah Du don't have to Will. It's just a little check up."
"It's okay. I want to. Can I bring Oz?"
Buffy grinned. "Yes, Du may bring your welpe dog."
"He is NOT my welpe dog!"
"Oh come on, have Du seen the way he looks at you?"
"Yes I have actually, and right now I'm imagining how Ms. Brooks is going to look when she catches us chatting about boys when she's reciting Othello verses."
Buffy sank back into her sitz and Willow turned forward, ready for class.
After last period, Willow caught up with Oz at his locker, cramming what looked like major piles of trödel, schrott, junk-e- into it.
"Did your locker become the new city dump?" she asked.
"Willow! Hey-" he stopped when a portion of the good papers and Bücher came falling down on him, basically pinning him to the floor.
"Let me help." she fell to her knees, digging through the rubbish.
"Thanks. Just trödel, schrott, junk-e- from history."
"So, are Du gonna stop Von the bibliothek for some scoobie time?"
"Ah dammit, sorry Will. Band's practicing this afternoon. All afternoon. I would if I could, I actually haven't talked to Xander for a while."
"Well, Du can come Weiter time. I'm not even sure if this counts as a time, I'm just checking in."
"Okay. I'm still sorry though."
He kissed her softly, then shut his locker and walked off. Willow smiled at his back, walking away, then turned around and headed towards the library.
When she got there, Giles was going through a stack of Bücher nearly three feet high, Buffy sat with her legs propped up on the table, and Xander and Cordelia sat hand in hand, talking.
"World, I present to Du the brains for our operation, Willow Rosenberg. What's up Will?" Xander asked.
"Xander, I'm not the brains."
"Really? Who is?"
She moved her head a little to point out Giles, hunched over a four Bücher at a time.
"So what's on the agenda here? Cause if this is just special little scooby bonding time, I'm so outta here."
"Cordy, if this is bonding time, Du can bond with me, your faithful soulmate, kay?" Xander sagte with a very pointed expression. Willow pulled up a chair and sat Weiter to Buffy.
"So what's the deal?"
Giles started to speak, but Buffy cut him off.
"Hey, weren't Du gonna bring Oz?"
"Couldn't make it. He had practice."
"Oh, that sucks. Sorry."
"He was pretty sorry too. But I sagte it was okay."
"Giles? Is the world doomed again?" Xander asked.
Giles picked up another book, flipped through the pages until he could find what he was looking for.
"Aha! Yes. Yes, of course. Of course..."
He looked up to see everyone staring at him, apparently forgetting their presence.
"Oh, no need to alarm. I was worried for a moment, but nothing to fear. The demon Buffy encountered last night, which Du sagte was 'bumpy' and 'horny' correct?"
"Yep. Bumpy and horny like most of them."
"Yes, well, the demon Buffy faced was a Feignar demon, not a particularly dangerous demon, just rather showy. Feeds on..." he stopped to look at a page. "...well."
"What?" Xander said. "Well what? Good well? Bad well?"
"Uh, good well I suppose. He's...he's a vegetarian."
Buffy sat up. "As in world peas? No steak and potatoes? Well no steak anyway. Celery? Baby carrots?"
"Yes, actually. It lives off fruits and vegetables from Home gardens. If it encounters a human, it will most likely defend itself, but it never attacks."
"That makes sense. I found it in it's cave. But it's still a hell of a fighter." Buffy said, seeming disappointed at her word. "It kicked my ass."
"Well, the diet strengthens it quite well."
"Is it actually dangerous? I mean, all it does is steal foods from gardens, not like it's an actual threat right?" Willow said.
"I'd suppose I'd say that. But maybe not...Buffy. Go to it's cave tonight. Talk to it. See what it's plans are, see if it's new oder old. See if it's planning on staying."
"Will do," Buffy replied, getting up from her chair. "But now I gotta go. Quality mom time, cleaning cooking. Plus mucho homework."
"Got enough free time to go to the Bronze tonight?" Xander asked.
"Yeah, Garbage is playing tonight! Major cool music, plus Essen and beverages, my treat."
"Wow Cordelia, that'd be a first. This Tag is full of firsts." she winked at Willow.
"I'll see what I can do. I'll probably come before patrolling."
"Cool! See Du there." She and Xander walked off, leaving Buffy and Willow alone in the parking lot.
"So, how's Oz lately?
"Oh, Oz is just being Oz."
"Is that a good thing?"
Buffy grinned. "You know, I think Du two are really hitting it off lately. I mean, I know you've been dating for a while, but Du guys seem really tight lately."
"Yeah. I guess so. We went to see that new Tom Hanks movie last night. Awful."
Buffy laughed. "But the movie isn't what matters."
"It's not the smoochies either. For us anyway. We have engrossing discussions about the snacks afterwards. And how the ushers are actually really bad at remembering the seats. He sagte we could sit in A7, but he sat us in C4. Oz thought he looked a little stoned."
Buffy smiled. "Well, I think Du two are adorable. Keep up that adorable work."
"Thank you. I will."
"Good, good. My stop." she jammed her thumb in the direction of her home. "See ya at the Bronze later?"
"Count on it."
Later at the Bronze, Buffy and Willow sat at a tabelle while Xander and Cordelia danced. They were eating from a large zwiebel ring basket, and they chatted about things. Mostly Oz. oder pretty much all about Oz.
"Do Du think he might show?" Buffy asked, curious.
"Oh he comes every night, I'm sure he'll be here."
Xander and Cordelia came back to drag them onto the floor, and they danced to three songs. When they finished, they headed back to their empty table. Willow checked her watch.
"It's after nine. Oz would've been here Von now."
"Ah don't worry Will. I bet the Oz man just wants to spend some quality time with his beloved guitar. Most likely he'll be here soon." Xander said.
"It's after nine? Dammit!" Buffy grabbed her coat. "Be seeing Du guys, but I got demons to kill, vamps to slay. Du know the drill."
"Can I come with you?"
Willow blushed slightly. "Well, I'm pretty sure Oz isn't gonna Zeigen up, and I'm not in the mood for home. Can I tag along?"
Buffy pondered over it for a minute, then decided.
"Fine, but if it comes to a fight, Du are staying out of my way, got it? This thing is seriously ferocious."
"Fine. Fine, I will."
"Good. Xander, Cordy - see ya later."
Willow followed Buffy out of the Bronze, who was fast walking.
"So what exactly are we gonna do with this thing?" Willow asked.
"Talk to it. Get info. If it's important, we Berichten back to Giles tonight. If he's harmless as a kitten - a really, really, ugly kitten - then we call it a night."
They walked to the graveyard, keeping a fast pace but talking the whole time.
"Where's this Feignar demon's cave?" Willow asked when they got to the gate of the cemetery.
"Well it was on the edge. Far edge. In fact," Buffy checked her watch. "It's getting late, and I have this new pact with mom that I have to be Home from slaying Von eleven, and I'm assuming the talking part of this whole interrogation might take a bit. So-" She turned around. "I'm gonna carry Du on my back. Run like a bullet. Use slayer strength. Kay?"
Buffy hoisted her up onto her back then speeded off to the west side of the cemetery. Willow watched the murky scenery go Von her quickly. When they stopped, Buffy carefully sat Willow down.
"This is it." They stood in front of a small cave, murky and mossy, with a moist feel to the air.
"Ready?" Buffy asked.
"No sweat." Willow replied.
They walked into the cave, down a small slant into a room. A room that was not empty. A room that was full of people, gagged with their hands bound, a deep Slash cut into their forearms that looked like a crescent moon with a strange pattern around it. In the corner was what looked like a man, but a very small man. A man with fiery orange hair.
"Oh dear lord." Giles whipped off his glasses and threw them onto the book. "Oh god." He got up and strode to a bookshelf where he counted off till he found the right book, dusty and old with a beaten cover and spine. He flipped through, searching desperately until he found the right page.
"Oh dear lord." He sagte again. He whipped around and snatched his mantel off the rack in his office, grabbed an ax and a stake, then set out of the library.
"Oh dear lord." he sagte under his breath. "Oh dear lord, oh dear lord, oh dear lord." He climbed into his car and turned the ignition. The car didn't start. He tried again, and again. It didn't turn on. "Dammit."
"Oz?" Willow called. The body didn't move. "Oz!" Willow rushed to his side. His forearm was also cut deep. She felt for his pulse. He was still alive.
"Buffy, he's still alive but we've got to get him out of here! Everyone out of here!"
"You're right. This guy is no vegetarian. I'm sure this is the right cave -" She was cut off Von a deafening roar, and the same demon she had fought the night before faced her.
"So, gegeben up your vegetarian ways huh?" Buffy said, backing away slowly. "I understand. I saw a pig slaughtered when I was nine. I went veggie for one week. Then we had hot Hunde for lunch, first time in forever. And that was supposed to be a funny story, but I guess I couldn't pull it off. Now the magazines say after having a nice bonding convo, Du could maybe Bewegen to a bit of the touching? I guess our relationship is close enough that we could do that."
The demon roared again and lunged, but she dodged him and kicked his side, knocking him into the wall. His cry filled the small cave and he lunged once more. Willow carefully moved everyone out. Some were waking and helped. She caught glances of the fight as she worked, as far as she could see, the demon seemed to be gaining strength Von the minute. The demon punched Buffy in the stomach, she doubled over, and the demon pounded her back and she fell.
"Buffy!" Willow cried, for the demon was about to snap her neck, but then a loud screech made her turn around, and Giles, Xander, and Cordelia all jumped out of Cordy's bubblegum rosa car, which they had drove through the cemetery here. Giles clambered out and rushed into the cave to help Buffy, followed Von Xander. "Come on! There's Mehr people!" Cordelia whispered to Willow, and they hurriedly helped Mehr people out. When everyone was out, they rushed back in just in time to see Xander push the demon into the tip of the ax Giles had gegeben to Buffy. Giles sighed with relief.
"Giles, what the hell was that? That thing was not a vegetarian Feignar."
"I know. Giles replied. "It's a Feignarette."
Buffy looked at Willow. She shrugged.
Giles answered their questioned faces with "A female Feignar. The males of the species are indeed vegetarian. The females however, are, well, your everyday demon."
"Why didn't Du know this?"
"Because the book I had covered only male species of demons. That's what I found earlier today. I was just looking through books, I didn't know it was only males. I was looking at the same book this evening, but for females, and that's when I realized. Luckily Cordelia and Xander were at home, doing, well, um, things, because my car wouldn't start."
Everyone nodded, glad to have things cleared up.
"Hey Will, didn't I see Oz out their with the other victims?" Cordelia said.
"Oh! Right!" Willow rushed out of the cave to him, where he was just waking up.
"Oz?" Willow asked, kneeling Von him and supporting his head.
"Yes, yes, it's me, Willow, Willow!"
"Good. Really good. It was totally freaked, this Zufällig demon jumped me on the way to the Bronze. I figured Du would be there. Before it knocked me out, it cut this into my arm." He indicated the symbol.
"Just a symbol to Zeigen he's your food. Nothing serious." sagte Giles, coming out of the cave.
"Good. It's all good." Oz said. He sighed.
The Weiter Tag at school, Willow got to her locker late, due to her forgetfulness of setting her alarm. Oz was waiting for her.
"Why with the late?" He asked when she arrived.
"I forgot to set my alarm clock." She spun her locker number and opened it up.
"You've got an alarm clock?" He asked while she pulled together her Bücher and folders.
"Does it have like a song oder something? Like the cookie monster song, oder does it look like a blob of jello?"
Willow grinned. "No, it's an Elmo one. Everyday I wake up to the joyful sound of Elmo's World."
She turned to look at him and grinned. He grinned back, then he kissed her. Soft and gentle.
"What was that for?" she asked when he pulled back.
"For being you." he replied. He took her hand.
She smiled at him, then walked down the halls of Sunnydale High with her perfect wolfy boy.
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