The Chick Code

Artikel 1: Chicks before dicks. The bond between two women is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, women are Mehr willing and able to commit than men. Unfortunate for our Liebe lives, but true.

Artikel 2: A Chick is always entitled to do something wild, as long as the rest of her Side-Chicks* are all doing it. For example: partaking in "WOOO!"-ing.

Artikel 3: A Chick never divulges the existence of the Chick Code to a man. It is a sacred document not to be shared with guys for any reason...no, not even that reason. (Note: if Du a man reading...