Katara: [opening narration] Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the 4 nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all 4 elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.

Katara: Why didn't you tell us you were the Avatar?
Aang: Because... I never wanted to be

Prince Zuko: You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

Sokka: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?
Aang: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.
Sokka: [groans] That was why the smoke smelled so good...

Sokka: How come every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?
Katara: It's not magic. It's Water Bending.

*Prince Zuko: [looking at a map] How am I going to find the Avatar? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Sokka: [cut to him, looking at the same map] You have no idea where you're going, do you?

Sokka: I'm sorry. I treated you like a girl when I should have treated you like a warrior.
Suki: [kisses Sokka on the cheek] I am a warrior, but I'm a girl, too.

Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command. And you, you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Prince Zuko: You're wrong. Once I deliver the Avatar to my father, he will welcome me home with honor, and restore my rightful place on the throne.
Zhao: If your father really wanted you home, he would have let you return by now, Avatar or no Avatar. But in his eyes you are a failure and a disgrace to the Fire Nation.
Prince Zuko: That's not true.
Zhao: You have the scar to prove it.
Prince Zuko: [shouts] Maybe you'd like one to match!

Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?

Earth Bender: Surrender yourselves! It's five against two. You're clearly outnumbered.
Uncle Iroh: That's true. But you are clearly outmatched.

Aang: [excitedly after escaping the Fire Navy fleet] We did it!
Sokka: [scared to death] We got into the Fire Nation... Great!

Sokka: [after a pirate captures Aang in a net] What? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
[an identical net snags him]

Sokka: Think about it. No matter where we go, Prince Zuko and the Fire Benders manage to find us. It's because they spot Appa. He's just too noticeable.
Katara: Appa's not too noticeable.
Sokka: He's a gigantic, fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kind of hard to miss him!

Fire Lord Ozai: [to young Prince Zuko in a flashback] You *will* learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher!

Prince Zuko: My honor, my throne, my country. I'm about to lose them all.

Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!

Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
[They leave]
Prince Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I love Ginseng tea.

Aang: You're insane, aren't you?
Herb Woman: That's right!

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Aang: [to Katara while battling a band of pirates] Hey! You did the Water Whip!
Katara: I couldn't have done it without your help!
Sokka: [being restrained by three pirates] Will you two quit congratulating each other and help me out?

Sokka: [delirious because of illness] You know what I like about Appa? His sense of humor!
Katara: [softly] That's nice. I'll be sure to tell him that.
[Appa groans]
Sokka: [laughs] Classic Appa!

Sokka: [thinks he's an earthbender] Take *that*, you rock!

Prince Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: No. I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing really.

[Sokka has been temporarily paralyzed]
Sokka: I'm starting to get some feeling back!
[part of a wall collapses on him]
Sokka: Ow.

Katara: [to Appa after arriving at Roku's teple] Aww, you must be tired.
Sokka: No! I'm refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders!
Katara: I was talking to Appa.
Sokka: Well, I was talking... to Momo!

Sokka: So how's waterbender training going?
[Katara groans]
Aang: Master Poophead won't teach her because she's a girl.
Sokka: Why don't you teach her, Aang?
Katara: Sokka, that's a great idea! Aang can learn the moves during the day, and then teach them to me at night! That way everybody's happy!
Sokka: I'm not happy.
Katara: But you're never happy.

Prince Zuko: [to Katara] You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even *hear* yourself?

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
[Zuko walks off]
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?

Azula: In my country, we exchange a pleasant hello before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?
Prince Zuko: Don't call me that!

Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...

Ty Lee: [after Mai and Zuko fall in the fountain] Aww, they're so cute together.
Mai: [as Zuko skulks aways] You two are such... ugh!
Ursa: [just entering as Zuko stomps passed] Uncle Iroh has sent us a message from the war front. You're soaking wet.
Prince Zuko: Girls are crazy!

Earth Bender: [after Zuko defeats him with Fire Bending] Who... who are you?
Prince Zuko: My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai! Prince of the Fire Nation and heir to the throne!

Young Azula: [to Zuko; singsong voice] Dad's going to kill you!
[normal tone]
Young Azula: Really, he is.

Ursa, Zuko's Mother: Zuko, please, my love, listen to me. Everything I've done, I've done to protect you. remember this, Zuko. No matter how things may seem to change, never forget who you are.

Ty Lee: My aura has never been pinker!

Ty Lee: [about Sokka] Is it just me, or was that guy kinda cute?

Prince Zuko: [about Azula] I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.

Azula: Well, look at this. Enemies and traitors working together. I'm done. I know when I'm beaten. A princess surrenders with honor.
[when Iroh isn't looking she blasts him with lightning]

Sokka: [hunting a cute baby animal] You're awfully cute. But unfortunetly for you, your made of meat.

Mai: [to Azula] Please tell me you're here to kill me.

[to Admrial Zhao about his fire bending skills]
Aang: I don't know why, but I thought you would be better then Zuko!

Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang.

Prince Zuko: [shouting out at skies during a thunderstorm] You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before!
[pause before he falls to his knees and breaks down in tears]

Ty Lee: They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound...
Mai: Clumps?
Ty Lee: Clumps! They're clumps!
[hugs Mai]

Toph Beifong: I already told you, I don't want to snuggle.
[Appa groans, and then she begins to realize something's wrong]
Toph Beifong: The library's sinking. THE LIBRARY'S SINKING!

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

Sokka: [when Katara gives him the last of their water in the desert] We're drinking your bending water? You used this on the swamp guy!

Won Shi Tong: [to Katara] Your Water Bending won't do you much good here! I've studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style!
Sokka: [drops from the ceiling and knocks him out with a heavy book] That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya!
[runs around]
Sokka: Nothing's quenchier!
[while doing 'the worm']
Sokka: It's the quenchiest!

Uncle Iroh: I know your not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but
[cries]
Uncle Iroh: it's just so sad!

Toph Beifong: Yeah! Let's break some rules!
[she blasts a large chunk of the house wall off with her earthbending]

Prince Zuko: What are you doing here?
Uncle Iroh: I was about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the avatar's bison? Are you going to keep him locked up in our apparetment? Should I make some tea for him?
Prince Zuko: First I have to get him out of here.
Uncle Iroh: AND THEN WHAT? You never think these things through. This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole. YOU HAD HIM AND THEN YOU HAD NOWHERE TO GO!
Prince Zuko: I would have figured something out.
Uncle Iroh: NO! If his friends hadn't of found you YOU WOULD HAVE FROZEN TO DEATH!
Prince Zuko: I know my own destiny Uncle!
Uncle Iroh: Is it your own destiny or one that someone is trying to force on you?
Prince Zuko: Stop it Uncle! I have to do this!
Uncle Iroh: I'M BEGGING YOU, PRINCE ZUKO! It's time for you to look inward and start asking yourself the big question: who are you and what do YOU want?
Prince Zuko: [yells in frustration and slams his swords on the ground]

Toph Beifong: [after Jet is wounded in battle and Jet promised Katara he was going to be okay] He's lying.

Katara: I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!

Holy hell, that's alot of quotes! I'm knackered now but here's a couple that are right (I think - I wrote them down from the actual programme 'cos I was laughing and wanted to remember them!)

Sokka “or the time when I had two fish hooks in my thumb.”
Aang “Two fish hooks?”
Katara “He tried to remove the first fish hook with a second fish hook.”

Iroh: "Plus we'll pay you your weight in gold."
Jun: "Make it *your* weight, and you have a deal."

Fire soldier: "Look, that lemur's earthbending!"
Sokka: "Not the lemur, you idiot. The girl!"

(Zuko rescues Iroh from the earthbenders. They look down proudly at their handiwork. Zuko puts his hand on Iroh's shoulder.)
Zuko: "Now, will you please put on some clothes?"

Zuko (giving his dagger to the boy, Lee): "Look at the inscription."
Lee: "Made in the Earth Kingdom."
Zuko: "The other inscription."

Iroh: It's a nice night for a walk. Why don't you come join me? Or you can just stay in your room and sit in the dark. Whatever makes you happy.

Just thought of 2 more!

Admiral Zhao: "I am a legend now. The Fire Nation will for generations tell stories of the great Zhao, who darkened the moon. They will call me Zhao the Conqueror! Zhao the Moon-Slayer! Zhao the Invincible!"
Momo: (jumps on Zhao's head)
Admiral Zhao: "Get it off! Get it off!"

Iroh (disentangling Zuko and the Pirate Captain): Are you so busy fighting you haven't noticed your own ship has set sail?
Zuko: This is no time for one of your proverbs, Uncle!
Iroh: It is no proverb.
Pirate Captain: AHH! My ship!
Zuko: HAHA! *then, noticing his own ship has been hijacked* Hey! THATS MY SHIP!
Iroh (thoughtfully): Maybe it should be a proverb...

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.

Sokka: I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic...

Sokka: Yeah, we're all gonna get eaten by a giant spirit monster.

Sokka: [while hallucinating] Who lit Toph on fire?

Katara: "I'm sorry, Aang."
Aang: "It's okay, Katara. It's not your fault."
Uncle Iroh: "Well, yeah, it kinda is."

Warden: "Go wake up the captain..."
Fire Soldier: "You just threw the captain overboard."
Warden: "Well, go wake up someone who I haven't thrown overboard..."

Sokka: "Oh, no. I am not getting on that fluffy, snot monster."
Katara: "Are you hoping some other kind of monster will come by and give you a ride home?"

Katara: "He's special. I can tell. I sense he's filled with much wisdom."
Aang, slurred: "See? Now my tongue is stuck to my staff."

great idea for a forum!

hah i like the quote where sokka promises mr. cuddilypoof that he wont ever eat meet again. lol, classic..

Sokka: [after Aang has mad a mushroom cloud in the desert] It's... a... giant... mushroom! [pause] MAYBE IT'S FREINDLY! [sing song voice while waving arms] Freindly mushroom. Mushy giant friend...

Sokka: [while hallucinating in the desert] How'd we get out here in the middle of the ocean?

Sokka: Stop bugging her, Airhead. You need to give girls space when they do thier sewing.
Katara: What does /me/ being a girl have to do with sewing?
Sokka: Simple. Girls are better at fixing pants then guys. And guys are better at hunting and fighting. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara: [throws Sokka his pants] All done with your pants. And look what a great job i did!
Sokka: [sticks his arm through a hole in the pants] Wait, I was just kidding! I can't wear these! Katara, please!
(He should have stopped at "Girls are better..." ;) )

Sokka: Sure... There's no way a bunch of girls took us down!
Suki: [grabs his collar] A bunch of girls, huh? The Unagi's going to eat well tonight!
Katara: Don't hurt him! He didn't mean it! My borther's just an idiot sometimes.

Zuko: [gets up from table] The Avatar is on Kyoshi Island?! [walks off] Uncle, ready the rhinos. He's not getting away from me this time!
Iroh: [points to uneaten fish on the table] Are you going to finish this?
Zuko: [walks back in and snatches plate] Yes! I was going to save it for later!

Aang: Mmm... Katara, you gotta try these!
Katara: Well, maybe just a bite...
Sokka: .......
Aang: Sokka, what's your problem? Eat!
Sokka: [mumbles] Not hungry.
Aang: But, you're /always/ hungry!

[in the Kyoshi dojo]
Sokka: Now, this may be a little tough, but try to block me.
[Sokka throws a punch and Suki pokes him in the sholder with her fan]
Sokka: [rubbing his shoulder] Uh... Good. Of course, I was going easy on you.
Suki: Of course.

[Looking at statue of Avatar Kyoshi]
Aang: There she is, girls. Me in a past life.
Koko: You were pretty!

Sokka: [wearing a Kyoshi warrior uniform] Bravery and honor... I like that.
Aang: [peeks head in door] Hey, Sokka, nice dress!

Aang: [just after he rode the Unagi] Uh... Katara...
Katara: Yes, Aang?
Aang: Don't ride the Unagi. Not fun.

Momo (in Aang's hallucination): You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie.

Sokka: I'm comin' Toph!
*Suki jumps in the water and saves Toph*
Toph: Oh Sokka! You saved me! *kisses Suki's cheek*
Suki: Uh-actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh... well, heh..
You can go ahead and let me drown now...

Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison!
Sokka: Right... And this is Katara, my flying sister!

Sokka: Drink cactus juice... It'll quench ya! Nothiiing's quenchier. It's the QUENCHIEST!
Katara: *pours cactus juice out* Okay... I think you've had enough.
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

Sokka: It's a giant... mushroom... Maybe it's friendly!
Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant frieeeend...

Fire nation dude: *gasp* That Lemur! It's earthbending!
Sokka: No, you idiot, it's the girl!

Kewl quotes! Here's some.
Katara: We could have got some sleep earlier if Toph didn't have such issues."
Toph: WHAT???
-The Chase

Fake Katara: Is food the only thing on your mind?
Fake Sokka: Well, I'd like to get it out of my mind and into my mouth. I'm starving!
-Ember Island Players

Katara to Aang: I know who can carry that bag for you. Sokka's instincts!
Aang: Okay. Hey! Sokka's instincts...
Sokka: All right! I get it!
-Jet

Sokka: Where can we get some food around here?
Katara: We are some of the first outsiders to ever set foot in an air temple and all you can think about is food?
Sokka: Hey. I'm just a simple guy with simple needs.
-Southern Air Temple

Fake Toph: You can't find an earthbending teacher in the sky. You have to look underground.
(Avatar gang laughs)
Fake Toph: My name's Toph because it sounds like tough.
Fake Aang: So... You're blind?
Fake Toph: I can see you doing that. I see everything, but I don't see like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Ember Island Players

Mai: I'm bored.
Zuko: I know.
Mai: I'm hungry.
Zuko: So what.
-The Beach at the party

Like me at the party today, Wanda! Before I came up with ping-pong though...

Yep.

Good onees!!!

here are another ones:

Toph - So what is your strategy to taking them down. Gonna get you blown down and hit’em whit some little avatar state accion?
Aang - I can’t. When Azula shot me with the lighting my seventh chacra was locked, cotting on my conection to all the cosmic energy in the universe
Toph - you know what i just hear? Bla, bla, spiritual, mumble jumble, bla, bla, something about space…
(The Invasion, Part 1)


Sokka - Good morning to everyone, AAHHH!! Ummm , so, as you know, Today we’re invading the Fire Nation, I mean, I know you all know that, because other wise what will you be here, huuh, so anyway. The Fire Lord’s palace is here, umm no, umm, wait, um wait, um wait, it’s here, and there’s an eclipse today, and Aang is gong to fight the Fire Lord, and the firebenders will not have fire so that’s good for us, and uuumm… I’m sorry, let me start since the beginging.
Katara and I discover Aang frosen in an iceberg, I didn’t like Aang at first but I learn to love him over time. Then we went to the Southern Air Temple were Aang used to live. Then we meet Suki, who is a Kyoshi Warior... Then Katara make Haru arrested, and now he has a mustage. If you look in the front row he’s…
(The Invasion, Part 1)

I haven't seen the show in awhile. I can't think of any!
um...

Sokka: I was thinking maybe we can do...an activity together
Yue: An activity?
Sokka: (eats a mouthful of food and chokes on it) Yea.
Katara: Very smooth.

Sokka: Your doing good. Remember to breath.
Katara: You know what I am really sick and tired of you always telling me what to do!
Sokka: JUST BEND THE SLURRY WOMAN!
(katara bends slurry into sokka's face)

Sokka:OH NOO!! I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!! MOMO!! Im coming for ya buddy(gets in appas mouth
Zuko: Get out of the bisons mouth sokka!!

Aang: This is appa. my flying bison.
Sokka: Right. and this is Katara my flying sister

Sokka: Aang this is Foofoocuddlypoops,Foofoocuddlypoops, Aang.

Zuko: How stupid do you think i am?
Sokka: Preety Stupid.

Katara: I know something that will make you feel better.
Sokka: You do?
SHOPPING!!

Ferry Lady:You telling me how to do my job?
Iroh: (stepping closer) Uh, no no no. (speaking charmingly) But may I just say that you’re like a flower in bloom, your beauty intoxicating.
Ferry Lady: (smiling and obviously charmed) You’re pretty easy on the eyes yourself handsome. (makes cat-claw gesture) Raorrr. Welcome to Ba Sing se. (stamps their papers and pushes them forward.)
Zuko: I’m gonna forget I saw that.

Katara(at sokka)why is your forehead all red?
Hippie Guy: No one react to what I'm about to say... but I think that kid might be the Avatar!(sokka slaps his forehead, red spot gets bigger)

Katara: I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
Sokka: Hey, don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant exploding Fire Nation spoon, or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
Toph: You been hitting the cactus juice again?
Sokka: im just saying,weird things happen to us.

Toph: (at the boulder)Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!

Katara: I'm so sorry, Aang. This is all my fault.
Aang: No, Katara, it's not.
Iroh: Actually... it kind of is.

Aang: This whole Earthbending thing really has me confused; There's so much pressure. Everyone expects me to get it right away. It puts me in a really awkward position.
Sokka (While stuck in the hole): Awkward position, I think I know the feeling.

Sokka: (at the baby moose lion) you probably think i deserve this, dont you.

Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
(Nod to each other)
Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.


Aang: That's how Sokka started yesterday! Now look at him! He thinks he's an Earthbender!
Sokka: (waving arms around) Take that you rock!

Sokka:(all fancy talkin)Avatar Aang, how do you do?Go on.
(aang bows,then sokka,then aang,then both and they hit eachother)

Sokka: Listen guys, I hate to be the wet blanket, but Katara's busy, so here it goes.

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh, just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, ponytail?
Sokka: THIS is a warrior's wolf tail.
Katara: Well, it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky!

Zuko: Your just a kid!
Aang: Your just a teenager!

Sokka: Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! NOOOTHING quenchier! ITS THE QUENCHIEST!

Sokka: FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND

Sokka:(jokingly at zuko)Maybe you should jump into a volcano
Toph: Zuko needs to find the Original source of firebending
Sokka: So, is it jumping into a volcano?

Aang: Zuko, I want you to dance with me
Zuko: What?
Aang: just do it.

Aang: *dragons come out*Still think we can take ‘em?
Zuko: Shush! I-I never said that!

Sokka: Nice dance
Zuko: It’s not a dance. It’s a sacred form that happens to hundrends of years old!
Katara: oh yeah, what’s it called
Zuko: The Dancing Dragon…

sokka:do you think if we dig out the giant owl he'll give us a ride?

Sokka: I want to spend my mini vacation.......
AT THE LIBRARY!!!!!!

Mai: I'm bored
Zuko: I know
Mai: I'm hungry
Zuko: So what?
Mai: So,find me some food:

Zuko:(imitating ty lee)Ooh, look at me, I'm so pretty! I can walk on my hands (Zuko does a handstand) Whoo!" (He falls)

Sokka: (as Wang Fire) Don’t worry Mr. Headmaster. I’ll straighten this boy out something’ fierce. (turns to Aang) Young man, as soon as we get home you’re gonna get the punishment of a LIFETIME!

Zuko: It smells like old lady in here.
Mai: Gee, I wonder why

Azula: That’s a sharp outfit Chan. Careful you could puncture the hull of an imperial class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because…it’s so sharp.
Chan: Ummmmm…Thaaanks

Zuko: We’ve been riding for hours. I don’t know why but I thought the thing would be a lot faster!
(Appa growls)
Aang: Appa’s right Zuko, In our groupp we typically start our missions with a more upbeat attitude.
Zuko: (under his breath) Oh, I can’t believe this.
Aang: Don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of this.

Sokka: We have a secret weapon
Aang: What is it?
Sokka: *leans in and whispers to Aang* You
Aang: *looks surprised* Me?
Sokka: Yep! The whole world thinks you're dead! *Stands up* Isn't that GREAT?!?!?!

Sokka: It couldn't get much worse
(Serpent appears)
Sokka: The universe just loves proving me wrong doesn't it
Toph: You make it to easy!

the drill
Leader: WERE DOOMED!
sokka slaps him
Sokka: get a hold of yourself man!

Aang: Sokka get up I need to know what day it is!
Sokka: What! Who's talking! *Bangs his head on a small cliff* Ow!
Toph: Relax! Its still two days before the invasion.
Aang: Sokka you've got to get up and start doing your rock climbing exercises!
Sokka: What.
Aang: In one of my dreams you were running from Fire Nation soldiers trying to climb this cliff, but you were too slow and they got you!
Sokka: But that was just a dream. I'm a great climber.
Aang: Than climb that cliff! Climb it fast!
*Sokka points to the tall cliff* *Aang nods*
Sokka: *Starts climbing the tall cliff* Stupid Avatar. Stupid cliff. Stupid dream. I can climb fast!

Aang: (his dream) Noo Firelord Ozai. your not wearing pants.
Ozai:NOO my royal parts are showing!!(outside dream aang smiles while sleeping

toph:IM NOT TOPH I AM MELON LORD MWAHAHAHa

toph:I AM THE GRATEST EARTHBENDER IN THE WORLD and don't you two dunderheads ever forget it

Toph: cant handle a little dirt madame fussy britches??

sokka:AHHH SNEAK ATTACKK!! (gets hit with a rock)

Katara: Its not like I'm a peachy cry baby who cant help but make over-emotional speeches about hope all the time
*complete silence*
Aang: yea thats not you at all

June: I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.
Katara: I'm not his girlfriend!(same time as zuko)
Zuko: She's not my girlfriend!
June: Sheesh calm down i was only kidding

Toph:I'm going with Zuko!
evryone stares and Zuko blushes.
Toph: What? All of you guys went on a life changing fieldtrip with Zuko. Now it's my turn.

Aang(talking to MoMo): I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.

Sokka: Wanna help me try out my new mesenger hawk? I've got an idea.
Aang: Sure.
Sokka: I'm gonna send this note to Katara and say it's from Toph who wants to apologize. Then, everyone will be friends again!
Aang: I gotta say Sokka, you impress me with your ideas!
Sokka: It's a gift. (Writes of a piece of paper) Dear Katara, sorry for everything. Your friend, Toph. (Sends Hawky to Katara. She reads the note, then stands up, yelling.)
Katara: I know this is from you Sokka! Toph can’t write!
Aang: I can’t believe we forgot Toph can’t write!
Sokka: Yeah, we’re idiots.

Chit-sang: I hear you're hatching an escape plan and I want in!
Sokka: The only thing we're hatching is... an egg?

Toph: You want me to hold Sokka's funky smelling sleeping bag?
(Sokka smells his sleeping bag, makes a funny face and falls)

whoa i put ALOTTT more than i thuoght i was gonna put. whatever here are not all my faves cause its alot but i like these quotes enjoy!!

(Aang bugs out when he sees Sokka's sand sculpture) That's Suki?
Toph to Suki: We all understand is you break up with him over this.

Iroh : No, she's crazy and she needs to go down

Zuko : Girls are crazy!
Zuko : i never happy


Iroh always have good quotes

Soldier: ....the quest for the Avatar to be relinquished to Admiral Zhao
Zuko: Off my ship!
Soldier: (tries to say something else)
Zuko: OFF MY SHIP!

Sokka: I thought you said it was ok to not think things through!
Zuko: I did, but this is kinda important.

Here's my fav quote
Karata: what happened!
Sokka: zuko just went nuts and destroyed my sand sculpture of suki
(silence for a moment)
Sokka: o and he's attacking aang

How is my favorite quote not on this list?!

Sokka: Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
Toph: Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own?
[Angrily smacks a poster on the wall with the writing facing inwards]
Toph: It's upside-down, isn't it?
[pause]
Toph: I'll just go with Sokka.

And more quotes...

Sokka: [underground] It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing!
Toph: [sarcastically] Oh no. What a nightmare.
Sokka: Sorry.

Sokka: [loudly] You're doing great. Just follow the sound of my voice.
Toph: It's hard to ignore.

Toph: [about Sokka's drawings of Appa] I think it looks just like him!
Sokka: Why thank you, Toph, I... why do you feel the need to do that?


Toph: What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?
Aang: Well, I...
Sokka: Don't answer to Twinkletoes, it's not manly!
Katara: You're the one whose bag matches his belt.

Sokka: Toph, when I was in town, I found something that you're not gonna like.
[holds up a wanted poster]
Toph: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
Sokka: It's a wanted poster of you. [shakes wanted poster] They've nicknamed you 'The Runaway'.
Toph: A wanted poster, that's so great! [holds hands up] 'The Runaway'. I love my new nickname. Is there a picture of me? Does it look good?
Sokka: [compares the wanted poster, which has an evil looking version of Toph] Well yeah actually, it does look pretty good.

Katara: What's this?
[holding up wanted poster of Toph]
Toph: I don't know! I mean seriously, what's with you people? I'm blind!

Toph: Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Today it just tastes like sand. I never thought I'd miss the taste of mud so much.

Sokka: [after Toph has defeated the ships crew] Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.
Toph: [sarcastically] That's a great idea! Let the *blind* girl steer the giant airship.
Sokka: I was talking to Suki.
Toph: [beat] That would make a lot more sense.

[During the Ember Island Players scene]
Zuko: Did Jet just... die?
Sokka: You know, it was really unclear.

Boy: Your Zuko costume is pretty good but your scar’s on the wrong side.
[Boy runs off]
Zuko: The scar is not on the wrong side!

Zuko: Not up to anything, huh?
Sokka: [falls off Appa] Fine, you caught me! I'm gonna rescue my dad. Are you happy now?
Zuko: I'm never happy.

Zuko: Oh, what would uncle say? Clouds have two sides. A dark and a light and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life gets rough... take a bite out of the silver sandwhich.
Sokka: Maybe there is still hope.
Zuko: That's the spirit. I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.
Sokka: No, what you said made no sense at all.

[Zuko holds up Iroh's old sandal with flies buzzing around it]
Sokka: You saved your uncle's sweaty sandal?!
Toph: I think it's kinda sweet.

Bumi: Wait. Someone's missing from your group. Someone very important. Where's Momo?

Aang: You’re going to be a great teacher Toph.
Toph: Speaking of which…I want to show you something
Aang: Okay.
[Aang jumps down and is immediately walloped by Toph]
Toph: Now we’re even. Um, I’ll take the belt back.
[Sokka throws the belt which hits Toph in the head]
Sokka: Sorry.

Sokka: Look I’m sorry I hunted you, but that’s just the natural order of things. Big things eat smaller things, nothing personal. But this time it didn’t work out that way.
[Pause]
Sokka: I admit it, you’re cute. Okay, you convinced me. If I get out of this alive it’s a comically–correct vegetarian existence for me. No meat… even though meat is so tasty.
[Pause as Sokka tries to get himself out. The little creature runs off and brings Sokka an apple]
Sokka: Hey, looks like my karma’s already paying off! That’s okay I got it.
[Sokka pitifully throws his boomerang]
Sokka: Now come back boomerang.

Sokka: Alright Karma person or thing or whoever’s in charge of this stuff. If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm, okay? That’s all I got. It’s pretty much my whole identity. Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy. But I’m willing to be Sokka the veggies and straight–talk fellow. Deal?
[Aang appears]
Sokka: Aang! Thanks goodness. Have you got any meat?

Sokka: Aw, this is a really wonderful touching moment. So could you get me out of here so I can give both of you a big snuggly hug?
Aang: No problem Sokka.
Toph: Actually you should probably let me do that. You’re still a little new to this. You might accidentally crush him.
Sokka: Yeah, no crushing please.

Headmaster: Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
Sokka: Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
Katara: Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.

Aang: I was invited to play hide and explode after school.
Sokka: After what?!
Aang: I enrolled in a fire nation school, and I'm going back tomorrow.
Sokka: Enrolled in what?!

Toph: [while looking for the library] THERE IT IS!
[The others get excited]
Toph: That's what it'll sound like when you find it. [waves hand in front of face to indicate that she's blind]

Chong: That is correct, Master Arrowhead.

Zuko: [Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around] How am I going to find the Avatar, uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
[Cut to Sokka, looking at a similar map]
Sokka: [to Aang] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Aang: Well I know it's near water .
Sokka: [flying over the ocean] I guess we're getting close then.

Sokka: [guessing Bumi's name] Okay, he's an Earthbender, right? Rocky!
[man coughs]
Sokka: Ya know, because of all the rocks.
[pause]
Katara: Okay, we're going to keep trying, but that is a good backup.

Aang: I'm going out to look for them.
Katara: I'm going with you.
Fisherman's wife: I'm staying here!

Katara: Hey, Aang. You ready to be cheered up?
Aang: No. [Katara throws an acorn at his head] Ow! How is that cheering me up?
Sokka: [snickers] Cheered me up! [Katara throws another acorn at Sokka] Ow! Yeah, I probably deserved that.

I think I'm missing some others but I'd say that that's enough. I don't think any of these are repeats (well, one is, but there was a bit after it that I wanted to post).

Weird fire nation guard in Imprisoned.

"The lemur! It's earthbending!"

air, earth and fire r the coolest elements water sux totally

Jet:Down you go.

Katara: "What happened?"
Sakka: "Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki, and he destroyed it!" [pauses while he's fixing sand sculpture]
"Oh, and he's attacking Aang."


Aang: "With this technique the dragon showed us, Zuko and I will be unstoppable."
Sakka: [teasing] "Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there."
Zuko: "It's NOT a dance, it's a fire bending form."
Sakka: "We'll just tap dance our victory all the way over to the Fire Lord." [twiddles fingers]
Zuko: "It's a sacred form that happens to be THOUSANDS of years old!"
Katara: "Oh, yeah? What's your little form called?"
Zuko: "...The Dancing Dragon."


Chief: "Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence, we have no choice but to imprison you here - forever."

[Aang and Zuko's jaws drop]

Chief: "Just kidding. But seriously - don't tell anyone!"


[Toph listening into play]
Toph: "Wait a minute... I sound like... a GUY. A really buff guy!"
Katara: "Well, Toph, what you hear up there is the truth. It hurts doesn't it?"
Toph: "Are you kidding me? I wouldn't have cast it any other way! [giggles] At least it's not a flying bald lady."

Sokka: Wait, my boomerang!
Katara: There's no time!
Sokka: Oh, I see. So there's time to get your scrolls and time to get your staff, but no time for my boomerang?
Katara: That's correct.
Sokka: Oh.

I am not Toph! I AM MELON LORD!! MWAAHAHAHAA

" If a fish lives its whole life in this river, does he know the river's destiny? No, only that it runs on and on out of his control. He may follow where it flows, but he cannot see the end. He cannot imagine the ocean."
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Giant Lion Turtle: "A true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost..
A true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed..
Since beginning less time darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.."

I want moar wisdom.

Wan Shi Tong in The Library, to Sokka

"You're not very bright, are you?"

Bumi: someone very important is missing from your group....*leans in close*Wheres Momo?
Sokka: he's with Aang
Bumi: oh well as long as they hav each other they hav nothing to worry about.


Sokka: *holding up Momo*oh great sea monster please accept this juicy sacrifice!


Sokka: hey i dont just make bad jokes about meat!
Suki: i know you make bad jokes on alot of subjects

Katara: Sokka you can take off the beard now.
Sokka: oh no *strokes the beard* it permenently glued to my face

Omg a few of my favs-

**Mai and Zuko watching the sun set**
Mai: Orange is such an awful color...
Zuko: Your so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I dont hate you
Zuko: i dont hate you too :)

Katara: Sokka, you have an elbow leech!
Sokka: Where?! Where?!
Katara: Where do you think?

"What am I holding" Azula
"A cherry pit princess" Servent
"And do you know what could have happende if I hadnt senced the pit in time" AZula
"You couldve choaked" servent "it was just a small mistake..."
"Fine since it is a spical day I will show mercy you are banished leave the palace at once" Azula

*sighs* how this for a quote?
Sokka to Zuko and Suki: I see you two have met
Suki: We've met.
Zuko: We have?
Suki: yes. You burned down my village.
Zuko: oh.( awkward pause) nice to see you again.
Boiling Rock。

Aang: I'm going to make a difference this time.

This is at the North Pole. One of the Siege of The Norths, I believe. This quote is always a favorite.

Zuko:Why I am so bad to be good?
frog: Raughh...raughh

This is when Zuko wanted to join to the Gaang.

Oh, oh! Can't believe no one remembered this!
Professor Zei: I'm Professor Zei, Head of anthropology at Ba Sing Se.
Won Shin Tong: you should leave the way you came, unless you want to become STUFFED head of Anthropology.(motions to stuffed animal heads on the wall)
Professor Zei: gyuuu(while tugging at neck)

"And yes... I did have pickled fish"- actrtess who played Yue in the play

The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl.
Toph: Souds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
The Boulder: The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rock-a-launche!
Toph: Whenever you're ready- The Pebble!

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.



Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Fu–Fu Cuddly Poops. Fu–Fu Cuddly Poops, Aang.

Katara: (while watching a meteor shower) Wow. This is amazing to watch.
Sokka: It kinda makes you realize how insignificant you are.
Toph: Huh, you seen nothin once, you've seen it a thousand times.

Aang: (all fancy like) Good evening Mr. Sokka Water Tribe, Ms. Katara Water Tribe, Lord Momo of the Momo Dynasty. Your Momoness.
Sokka: (also fancy like) Avatar Aang, how you do go on.
*Aang bows, Sokka bows, Aang, Sokka, then both bow, hit heads, then fall*
Toph: Katara may be able to pass it off, but you two would be lucky to pass off as bus boys.
Sokka: But I feel so fancy.

Aang: I don't do that! That's not what I'm like! And I'm not a woman!
Toph: Hahaha! Oh, they nailed you, Twinkletoes!

Sokka: Can't you watch where you're-
Toph: No!
Sokka: Right. Sorry.
Katara: Come on guys, we need to stick together.
*Sokka is stuck to Toph and is struggling to get away*
Sokka:If I sweat anymore, sticking together isn't gonna be a problem. Ahh!
*Toph pushes him away easily and he falls*

Zaho : we are the gods now

Iroh : whatever you do that fish I will unleash on you ten fold



Zukko : she is my sister and I should get at least try to get along with her


Iroh : NO Azula's Crazy and needs to be put down

How about these quotes?
Zuko: 'Who are those beautiful girls in the picture?"
Lo: "Can't you tell? It's me and Li." (Put their butts together to imitate the picture, Zuko's about to throw up.)

Katara: (crazy look) "I'm competely calm"
Aang: "Uh,I can see that."


Azula: "Your arms are so strong."
Chang: "Yeah,I know." (They kiss.)
Chang: "You're pretty."
Azula: "Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world. We will dominate the earth!" (creates blue flames)
Chang: "Hey, uh, I gotta go!"

here's a funny 1!
Zuko:(angrly) what r u doing firebending your tea! 4 a wise old man that waz a pretty stupid move!
Iroh: I know your not supposed 2 cry over spilt tea(sniffels) but it's just so sad.

i just thought up of some more:)
Iroh: do u want some tea?
Zuko: uncle i've been working in a tea shop all day so no.
Iroh: sick of tea! Thats like beeing sick of ... BREATHING.

Toph:Sokka is comming!
Everybody: YA!!!!!
Sokka: hi guys.
Katara: say something funny?
Sokka: funny how?
Everybody: HA HA HA
there might b more tomrrow.