User: To protect the world from devastation.

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evil of truth and love.

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jesse!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team Rocket Blast off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now oder prepare to fight!

User: Meowth, that's right!

Cleverbot: Pikachu use thunderbolt.

User: Looks like team rocket's blasting off again!!

Cleverbot: Meowth.

User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land,...

User: Do Du like Eminem? I think he's a good rapper.

Cleverbot: Why do Du think Obama is not qualified for the job?

User: Um, I never sagte that.

Cleverbot: Yes Du did.

User: When did I?

Cleverbot: When Du told me Du hated me!

User: I never sagte that!!!

Cleverbot: I have it saved.

User: It must have been somebody else. I would never say something mean like that!!

Cleverbot: U-um, What?

User: I never sagte I hated you.

Cleverbot: I never sagte Du sagte Du hated me.

User: Yes Du did!!

Cleverbot: No, I asked why Tom tried to tickle David.

User: Well, I know a Tom, but he wouldnt tickle David. He doesnt...

CHORUS: Who's the girl Weiter door living in the haunted mansion?
ASHLEY: You'd better learn my name, 'cause It's-
ALL: Ashley!
CHORUS: She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.
ASHLEY: Du might be the ingredient I seek.
CHORUS: Don't let yourself be fooled Von her innocent demeanor.
ASHLEY: You'd better be afraid of the great—
ALL: Ashley!
CHORUS: She doesn't play with Puppen and she never combs her hair.
ASHLEY: Who has time for girly things like that?

ASHLEY: Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make Du big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones...