1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves Essen say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever Du see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one Stunde with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come Home with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten Von a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are Du a sadist, are Du a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his bett shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better tee than you!" every Tag when its tee time.
14# Scream the Sekunde Du wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have Du and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping Du every time Du use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of Kätzchen into Claude's room and say Du wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with küche utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as Du can.
24# Every time Du see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, Du know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away Singen My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean Du demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give Du a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for rosa tu-tu's with Katzen on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time Du see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while Du take a walk in the gardens- in actuality Du go and shave all his hair off and leave a note Von his bett saying: What shampoo did Du use??? Too bad Du don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to dusche with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't Du wish that Du were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's bett right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me Du hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves Du tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are Du so proper?" then pour the tee all over Claude and break the tee pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole Tag non-stop while screaming, "Why Du not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time Du see him, "Don't Du wish Du were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's bett and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If Du do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my Liebe to Claude. Du may be ente taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
2# Every time he serves Essen say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever Du see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one Stunde with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come Home with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten Von a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are Du a sadist, are Du a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his bett shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better tee than you!" every Tag when its tee time.
14# Scream the Sekunde Du wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have Du and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping Du every time Du use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of Kätzchen into Claude's room and say Du wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with küche utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as Du can.
24# Every time Du see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, Du know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away Singen My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean Du demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give Du a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for rosa tu-tu's with Katzen on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time Du see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while Du take a walk in the gardens- in actuality Du go and shave all his hair off and leave a note Von his bett saying: What shampoo did Du use??? Too bad Du don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to dusche with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't Du wish that Du were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's bett right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me Du hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves Du tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are Du so proper?" then pour the tee all over Claude and break the tee pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole Tag non-stop while screaming, "Why Du not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time Du see him, "Don't Du wish Du were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's bett and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If Du do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my Liebe to Claude. Du may be ente taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!
