Favorit Anime CRACK pairings?

For those who don't know what a crack pairing is: it's a pairing of two characters that would NEVER actually get together oder at least Du would never expect to be romantically compatible. It's like the opposite of canon.

If Du don't have one, oder never really thought of one, then c'mon, think it up, it's really fun. Like, let's say Ino x Itachi. Lol, they never even met, but for some reason, I ship them! (Opposites attract, right? :D) So c'mon, play along. Name your favorites, oder at least that are acceptable to you, lol. :D

Like, my most Favoriten are: L x Misa and Mello x Sayu (from Death Note), Sesshomaru x Kikyo (from Inuyasha), Deidara x Sakura (from Naruto).