Stupid things Du ever heard from non-anime fans...

"Weird." <.<
"Why would Du pay seventeen dollars for a freaking hat?" Because it was Urahara's...
"When they're mouths move, it looks like they're sucking a dick." *sigh* Hidden. Anyone remember her?

"Why do Du read those Chinese mangos?"

I had to laugh at that.

Girl: draw me an anime
Me: Anime who?
Girl: Naruto ?
me: that's it? that's all ya know?
girl: um......
3 weeks later (no, really)
girl: i got nothin'.
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me:wats your fav anime?
pal: PowerPuff Girls!
me:that's a cartoon.
pal: they're the same.
me: nah- uh
pal:fine, the one where they grow up and live in china
me: that's PowerPuff Girls Z and that's Japan.
pal: fine, then its "Sayaka"
me: whats that about?
pal: a half human - red lion samurai that flies with a giant hairy knife.
me:thats not Sayaka, that's InuYasha.
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me:i like books, how bout you?
pal:me too!
me: i really like Manga ,comics and novels
pal:me too, except i like Anime stories more.
me: Anime stories? Du mean manga? the one with awesome big-eyed people where Du have to read it backwards, right?
pal:yup! i got lots of 'em
me: oh goodie, like what?
pal:i forgot their names, all i remember was "Sayaka"
me:for the 50th time, his name is not Sayaka!
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me:Death Note.
guy: what's that?
me: its a really awesome Anime about a guy who finds a notebook that kills people when he writes their names in it.
guy: weird.
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jerk: Liste all the Pokemon Du know for me!
me:why?
jerk:i want.
me:you don't even know Pikachu?
jerk:pika-who?
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person: why do Du watch anime? all it ever shows is sex and violence.
me:yeah, because Mirmo Zibang and Pokemon has a lot of it.
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me: what's your fav anime?
gal: anime? sorry, i don't watch Naruto
me: umm... Naruto isn't the only anime
gal: but i thought that Anime means Naruto in japanese.
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dude: blah, blah, blah.............
me: baka!!!
dude:did Du just call me a cow?
* Baka means "cow" in tagalog (philippine language).
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mom: (to my bro)i bought a Pikachu hemd, shirt for you!
bro: yehey!where?
mom: here! (brings out the "pikachu" shirt)
bro: Yeahhhh!!!! it may not be Pokemon but Keroro Gunso is also my favorite!!!
*She mistook Pikachu for Keroro
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me: so what do Du think about the story?
sis: (stares at the InuYasha notebook i'm holding) inooyasah.
me: ?
sis: i was just Lesen your notebook but what's that on HER head?
me: that's not a "she" he's a "he" and those are his ears
sis: oh really? but why does he have long hair and his name ends with an A. what do Du have to say about that?
me: (facepalms)
3 weeks later..........
sis: oh, your watching your notebook "inooyasah"
me: (continues watching)
sis: why aren't his Friends helping him? why are they just observing him while he does all the hard work? what is he? why does that gut over there look funny? who's that cute guy over there is he inooyasah's brother (Miroku)?
me: seriously, Du think that that pervert is his brother?
1 Tag later..........
sis: why do so many people like InuYasha (she finally gets it right) what's so special about it?

This one I heard from my dad:

"I don't want Du watching anime. Du know how inappropriate that shit is? Japan is fucked up, Tay. It's basically 10% plot, and 90% blood, gore, and sex."

Let's keep in mind; I live in Iowa, the herz and soul of redneck America.
All things outside of America are shunned here.
I hate stereotypes. SO MUCH Du JUST HAVE NO IDEA LASDJFHASKD.

what relly gets me mad is when my friend says "chinese" stuff. like,"youre always watching those chinese cartoons" oder "do they say,"Ping Pong Hong Long Ching Chong?"
god i HATE china,chinese oder anything to do with them now. ITS JAPANESE! GET IT RIGHT!

" Anime is the worst thing ever invented "
my response: you're the worst thing ever invented!
" Can't Du get that shit out of your mind?!? "
my response: think of it this way, it's like trying to get your crush of your mind
" Anime guys suck they are so stupid and useless!!! "
my response: dude Du know what Du just don't get it. i know everyone is entitled to their opinions but at least intellectual people know what will offend others and what will not so just drop it
" Can't Du talk about something else like pokemon oder something? "
my response: idiot! pokemon is an Anime BITCH! just leave me alone and FO!

"Are Du watching those Asian Cartoons again?"

"Why do Du like those Chinese Bücher so much?"

"Is that Naruto?"- They say that when I'm watching ANY anime, like Inuyasha, Death Note, Hetalia, ect... its so damn annoying!

"Anime is just Cartoons Von the Chinese why dont Du like American things?"

"Your not Asian! Stop watching Anime!"

"Isn't Anime just cartoon porn?"

"You shouldn't watch Anime they have porn." I asked them how would they know and if they looked that up XDD They were quiet~

"Man...ga? So its like a comic book but backwords?" I GET THAT WHENEVER I TAKE ONE OUT -_-'

"Why do Du do that 'XD' thing? Is it a Anime oder Asian thing?"

"I dont wanna see any Mehr of that Asian cartoon **** anymore its really annoying."

And MANY Mehr things that get on my last nerve -_-'' why must non-fan people be so...stupid? Literally STUPID.

"anime is so stupid"
"why are Du so obsessed with anime?!"
"anime sucks"
"those cartons are stupid"
"why do Du watch those cartons?"
"i like normal tv better"
"anime has really weird animation"
"anime sucks ass"
"go read your stupid anime!"
"why the hell would Du watch anime? just watch tv"
"what the f*uck is a otaku? Anime is stupid"
"anime like naruto? that's weird"
"what the f*ck is mange?"
me:*reading my manga*
my little sister:"isn't that a comic?"
"anime is sick and so are the japanese"
that pissed me off i'm japanese!
just a pic for my fellow Anime Liebhaber : )

non-fan: "Are Du for Team Edward oder Team Jacob?"
me: "I'm for team Edward Elric."
non-fan: "Edward who?????"

Okay so nobody actually sagte that to me. I read it somewhere. I live in the middle of nowhere, where hardly anyone knows what Anime is.

" It's for 12-year-olds and perverts."

ok i only remeber one of them because when some ppl bad mouths Anime i zone out
"y dont u go and read ur anime!"
i was like grl u dont read Anime u read Manga stupid lolz

Non-Fan: "Hey, Whatcha Readin'?"
Me: "Soul Eater."
Non-Fan: "Soul-Whatter?"
Me: "Soul-EATER!!!!"
Non-Fan: "An Anime?"
Me: "Uhh, Yeah."
Non-Fan: "Anime Sucks! Normal TV'S Better. Watch That."
Me: "NOOOOO!!!!!!"

I see Naruto 2 years ago, its cool
-MMMhh muchs
-No i´m 12 years, why?
-Kai beyblade...♥
For know, fuck you
I Liebe Anime
B-I-T-C-H

non-fan: what are Du Lesen Naruto how lame
me: don't like it get df out of my face
non-fan: well I was just saying
&
"you watch Naruto isn't that for weirdos"
"I only know boys that like anime"
"anime is stupid"
"isn't Anime the same as cartoons"
" I only see nerds and weridos read Anime that means your one"
me: first of all Du can't read Anime only watch it called Manga and i'd rather be nerd than a stupid arsch like you."

mom: why are Du alaways watching that stuff its bad for Du go read a book
me: okay go read Manga dosn't matter Du know
that was then now she dosen't care

"The lip-synch and the dialogue don't match. Therefore it sucks"

Okay, that isn't EXACTLY what he said, but it's pretty much what he means.

My brother: "Stop watching that Anime crap and grow up."

Classmates: "Whatcha doing?"
Me: "Drawing anime"
Classmates: "weird...."

"Anime's stupid."
"Anime's for people that have no life."

Me: STFU. Anime is freaking awesome!

my classmate: "Who's that guy in bleach again? Y'know, the one with the hair... and the black kimono... and the sword..."
me: "Umm... EVERYONE?!?! ...except for Ikkaku..."
=.=" lol

This came from my mother,
So I'm sitting down watching bleach on T.v. in my room, she comes in and says:
Mom: Your watching bleach again?
Me: YEP!
Mom: I will never understand Du and your chinese manga's
Me:*Facepalm*

SO I'm watching Full metal alchemist and my brother comes in,
Me: OH NO WAY!
Bro: What are Du doing? *Looks at t.v.*
Oh, your watching Naruto again?
Me: WTF?

I will never understand how he mistaked Fullmetal alchemist for Naruto.

I have a lot of stupid instances.

For example:

Me: *drawing Momiji Sohma in rabbit form*
Baka 1: Are Du drawing Pikachu?
Me: Seriously? How does a RABBIT look like PIKACHU?
-
Me: *drawing the Ouran Host Club*
Baka 1: Are Du drawing Yu-Gi-Oh?
Me: *head-desk* You're a failure. A baka and a failure.
Baka 1: What's a baka? Is that like Bakugan?
-
Me: *reading Vampire Knight*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: HOW THE HADES DO Du CONFUSE THE AMAZING OF VAMPIRE KNIGHT FOR THE SUCKITUDE OF NARUTO?!?!
Baka 2: ... *walks away*
-
Me: *watching Ouran*
My Mom: Ugh, why do Du watch that show? It's got double meanings with their "pleasing the ladies".
Me: Mom... it's about a host club. Host Clubs are Clubs where lonely girls go when they want people to pay attention to them.
My Mom: *something very innapropriate about sex that I'd rather not type*
Me: o.O
-
Me: *reading Fruits Basket*
Baka 2: Is that Naruto?
Me: *face-book*
-
Me: *reading Soul Eater*
Baka 3: Is that Naruto oder something?
Me: *sigh* Maka... CHOP! *Chops Baka 3 with book*
Baka 3: OW!
-

That's all I remember right now. But I have some hilarious instances with my Anime Buddies, but most of them end with me being glomped for some reason. For example:
Me: *walks up to Anime Buddy 1 wearing a hemd, shirt with a British flag on it* Hey Steph, what's-
*is glomped*

So when I was bored I turned on a pretty cheesy anime, but I kind of like cheesy things and it was a romantic comedy anime, Du could say then my sister walks into the room and sees it.

Sis: What in the fuck are Du watching?
Me: Anime.
Sis: Isn't that stuff cartoon porn?
Me: No, that's hentai, get your facts straight.

Later on she's talking to her boyfriend and says:
"So this guy was like 'I got an A, now suck my dick!' And then he whipped out his cartoon penis."
Me: >.< Shut up, dumbass

The sad thing is, she watched Anime when she was little. Like Sailor Moon and stuff

"Anime is for anti-social weirdos who have no life"
"It's not Animation"
"Anime is sick"
"Anime is for babies"
"What are Du 5?"
"Anime Fans need a life"
"It's not a cartoon"

Anybody remember that Anti-Anime jerk Hidden? I couldn't stand her, thankfully us Anime Fans ran her off.

When someone googles "Anime Boy" oder "Anime Girl" not knowing any REAL Anime characters -.-

My Father: "What's with those Cartoons Du watch? They're nothing like what I used to watch like Speed Racer. Now that was a good American cartoon."

Me: "Dad, Du know that's anime, right? It came from Japan."

My Father: "Not uh... you're kidding me, right?"

Me: "Nope."

so im just sitting in my room Lesen Inuyasha and then my dad comes in and said: "is that naruto? doesnt Naruto have ears oder something?"

me: no dad, thats not naruto.

dad: im pretty sure thats naruto

me: no! ino way in hell is that naruto!!!!!!

dad:honey thats naruto!

so then i go on Google and i Zeigen him pics of Naruto and he says: dude! i think u got the wrong guy! thats naruto!

later im sitting in my room watching death note on my laptop and my mom comes in and says: so whos that? Naruto (and she points at L)

me: NO! thats not freaking naruto! does this guy look like Naruto to you?! (points at L)

mom:no well i dont know
mom: (points at Inuyasha poster) is that naruto?
me: NO!!!!!!

then there was this time: im sitting in my room watching Inuyasha and them my friend comes in:

friend: so thats naruto. ohh i always wondered.
friend 2: is she watching naruto?
friend 1: yea i think she is. man, Naruto is for babies.

me:NO! THIS IS NOT FREAKING NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

so in the end i had to Zeigen both my parents who Naruto is and now they know. but does this look like Naruto to you?!

from my father,
me: *watching hetalia*
father: what is that stupidmai?

me: *watching ouran*
father: why are Du watching ouran highschool homosexual club?

me: *brought out my usa-chan plush*
father: why did Du bring out huchachuchi?

from my mother
me: *brought out an Anime plush*
mother: why did Du bring out pikachu?
me: for the 5th time, its not pikachu!

from a bunch of Zufällig people
people: why do Du watch that crap? it sucks. -.-

when i say i read Manga and they jumo to the conclusion that its eather Anime porn oder tenticle rape.its like no its Manga like jappannese comics

"why do Du like those backwards books?"\
and i hate it when people have only seen like 1 oder 2 episodes of the Anime they Zeigen on adult swim and act like they know everything about the show

My bro always says, "dude Du watch cartoons, aren't Du a lil' too old for them"
I say "Go watch your jersey shore, preppy f*ck, It's a free country so I'll watch whatever the hell I please, and Afro Samurai, Cowboy Bebop, and Blood + ain't exactly kiddie shows. So go f*ck yourself a$$hole!"

i dont like that the only Anime my Friends know r Naruto and bleach D: and i hate it when they say "i dont want baby Cartoons for little kids" (its so not for little kids D:)

*Watching Bleach*
Dad: Are Du watching that stupid Hentai again !?
*facedesk*

Talking about Naruto and a friend says: Naruto ? I don't watch that fake shit. I watch WWE; thats REAL television.
¬_¬

i got many answer coz my sis is an anime-hater Lol.. (stares at her)
"Eww.. anime.. whats that? dull"
"Shugo chara? Hmp. stupid"
"Doraemon is the Number one Anime in the world!!! (wrong sis the number 1 is naruto.. ^ ^")

I wear a Naruto headband to school, and people ask:
1. What are Du trying to be, a ninja?
2. What's that your wearing?
and this...........
3. What's a Naruto?

IT'S FANGEAR PEOPLE, AND IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most of my Friends TRIED to watch anime, but it failed -_-
friend:Manga! lemme see!
me:K!wait, your Lesen it the wrong way
friend:What?why is it backwards?How do I read this?!
after 20 times of trying to explain I just took my Manga back

Friend:chun chin Chu
me: what.the.hell. Julie?
Friend:I'm speaking Chinese like the Animes!

Anime friend: Do Du remember there names? Liz, Patty, Soul, Death the Kid?
Dude: ugh!why are they're so many Japanese names!?

dad: Clann-aid?

Friend: STOP TALKING ABOUT ANIME!you're so Asian!
other dude:All it is, is porn!
me and my friend: Were we talking to you?! No!Don't make me Maka-chop you!

also, my friend got confused, and thought Tomoya was Tomoya (Clannad)

me: *Watching Maid Sama of course~)
Friend: Is that Naruto?I thought Du didn't watch that,!

How does Takumi look like Naruto?


The rest give me head-aches since only 5 people in my school like anime, so I'd rather not say it~

When older people pronounce Naruto "Nerudow"

*Me Lesen Death Note*
Douche bag: Du know those comics are for little kids right?
Me: Look at the title, "Death Note"
Douche bag: Thats a stupid name for a children cartoon book!
Me:You idiot! hundreds of people die in this book!
Douche bag: Your such an idiot!
Me:*Nothing worse then a douche bag who's too immature to admit he's wrong*

Me: I wanna watch anime!
Baka: All that is, is Asian tentacle porn!
Me: What the hell?! No it's not!!
Baka: Yeah right. I know Du watch cartoon porn!
Me:I don't watch porn, idiot. Besides Anime porn is called Hentai.
Baka: THAT PROVES IT! Du WATCH PORN! *Yells out to everyone that i watch porn*
Me:(makes sure that everyone hears this)YOU FUCKING RETARD! I DON'T WATCH PORN oder HENTAI!
(thinks to self: i hope he dies.)

The funny part of that story^ is that earlier he sagte that he jerks off often and that he does not believe anyone when they say they dont watch porn oder that they never masturbated.He is a hardcore addict.


Baka:Anime is so stupid!
Me:People have committed suicide over the disappointment of not living an anime
Baka:those idiots, why dont they do something that's not stupid?!
Me:Many, Many people would kill Du right now.
Baka: That's what those stupid idiots get for being so dumb.
Me:(Thinks to self: I hope Du die a painful slow death.) (I've dedicated my life to anime, manga)

Idiot:You watch anime? isn't that those kids Cartoons like pokemon?
Me: i don't watch the children anime's. ANIME'S not cartoons!
Idiot: no it's not. all cartoon are for children
Me:*Facepalm's as i walk out the room*

It's also annoying when people see a japinese commercial Like this one ~ link ~
Then they think japan's a fucked up place but we have commercials like that too. for instance Old Spice ~ link ~

Him:Anime is for perverts!
*later that week he makes me watch the girl with the dragon tattoo (its a mavie about a rapist murderer, There's a lot of sex in it)
Me: These are the kind of Bücher and Filme your always watching?! O.o
Him: Yeah?
Me: Now Du can't call me a pervert since Du watch and read stuff like this! :D
Him:...-_- You're still the pervert out of the two of us.
Me: D:<!!


Her:Anime? Is'nt that the stuff where there eye's are like, there entire faces? and there heads are bigger then there body's?
Me: Sometimes when its a chibi. oder a really Moe anime?
Her: Those are stupid words
Me: Idiot's these days...

The people who only ever play games like Call of Duty oder Halo say that your wasting your life Von watching anime.

....Man iv had alot of these conversations!

Usually when I'm drawing Anime in public, I have to hide it oder everyone will mention oder judge me from it...
"Cool, Du draw anime. So you're a nerd with no life who doesn't care about anything else."

Wrong. Maybe I am a nerd, but I care about things other than anime. I dislike it when people generalize like that!

And I also hate
"eww, isn't all Anime some dirty freaky hentai?"
"eww, isn't all Anime mindless?"

I have no idea what gives them that impression, but 99% of GOOD Anime is not like that at all!

"Why do Du read those Chinese manga?"
"do Du know that can rot your brain?"
"You should stop watching all your little cartoon shows and focus on real life!!"

These are some of the Kommentare people have told me but i am always going to Liebe Anime and Manga!!

Especially when they think it's chinese. oder one time I was drawing some anime, I can't remember who it was exactly, but some kids went up to me and sagte is that a pokemon? Um..Pokemons are Tiere and no. And then he had the nerve to say, "you're a good drawer but Du shouldn't draw stupid things like that, draw awesome things like sports and stars wars." ..Good god I hate my school and those little s**ts. (Sorry if cursing is not allowed in this Umfrage but I was a little pissed at that.. ^^;) Once I brought a Dragon Ball Z Manga to me and another kid told me "Why would anyone want dragon balls? That's gay." ..??!?!? I just don't understand people anymore.

"Isn't Anime what all those weird kids watch? I feel like they're going backwards instead of forwards..."
"Why would Du watch something like that? It's so weird... just watch a regular movie!"
"Uh... anime? Isn't that, like... porn..." *cue looking at me in disgust* "With, like... tentacles..."

I've heard a lot of stupid things. One time someone called me a communist for watching anime... -_-

"Your watching Anime again, go get a life."

"Your watching that crap."

"Go read a book instead of that stupid mango oder whatever Du call it."

"Look at them, they look so stupid."

"That is so gay."

"Anime is for 6 Jahr olds"
"Why do Du read Anime in the wrong direction?"
"Why do they have big eyes?"
"Why do Du Draw them?"
"Anime and Manga is for stupid 6 Jahr olds!"
"Why do Du watch that shit?"
"Its a Waste of time watching cartoons"
ect ect ect.... and so it goes forever. Darn annoying
*Gets annoyed just thinking about it*

Oh boy have i heard some crazy stuff:
Anime is all violence and meaningless
The way the mouth's Bewegen are stupid
Your to old to like this!
Anime is inappropriate and shows nudity.
Japan is a no good country and Zeigen filth.
An Anime can't possibly effect Du in a positive way and change your life (many have for me!)
The stupidity of people......

Lesen manga:
"You're a little too old to be Lesen comics aren't you?"
"Dude, why are Du Lesen that book backwards?"
"So... You're Lesen mangoes? How does that work?"

Watching anime:
"Watching those weird chinese Cartoons again?"
"Pokemon is for little kids"

Also other crazy stuff... but this is the gist of most of it.
Haters Liebe me.

I just got finished watching a manga
What animes do Du watch *name of Zeigen on cartoon net work*

My older brother asked about Naruto and sagte that Madara was Naruto's dad and that Minato was the Uchiha who fought with the first hokage.....

My stepdad basically calling anime, just like many others, "cartoons." Also sometimes tells and asks me why I'm still watching those, according to him again, "cartoons"

my parents call my Anime plushies dolls
weirdos
childish shows
immature
cant fall in Liebe with Anime characters
Du cant learn from anime
its just a Zeigen its not real
Du can record them on your dvr
stop wasting your money on anime
what the hell are Du wearing
what in the hell are Du listening 2
speak English were not in japan
eat normal Essen
talk about normal stuff
why are Du Lesen Du book backwards
do Du really need that

"Anime is for kids"

"I hate Anime because it gives bad influences to the children."

"Anime is satan"

"Ben 10 and Dora The Explorer are anime"

"Anime is just a drawing"

It's childish >< !!!

Somebody once asked me what Anime was in school cause she saw my friend drawing some Anime in art class cuz we had a free Tag to draw what ever we want she just looked at us like we were stupid when she told the girl she was drawing anime, and I'm like what the actual fuck dude my grandfather knows what Anime is and he doesn't even watch it!

So this is something that happened once about me and Ava and Sasha
vs Andreas and Ryan and Lukas (AKA stupid fat gorilla
Baka perverts)

Me and my friends:*too busy chatting about anime
Andreas and his friends: *gets into a line and barges in*
Me: Stop interrupting our Anime conversations
Ryan: Anime is for babies!
Ava:what did Du say?!?!?!!!!!
Me: watch attack on Titan and high school dxd and Du cowards will cry in a tantrum and run away from the inappropriateness!
Lukas: We are brave!
Me: *takes out Ipad and ties them all to a chair, forcing them to watch attack on Titan* watch this then!
Andreas and his friends: * When it gets scary* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!*i untie them* I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!!!*runs home*

And that's what they get for calling Anime for babies!