Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy Du right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are Du with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did Du get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, Du didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then Du wouldn't be able to play the gitarre anymore, and all of your Friends would leave Du alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am Schreiben to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to Du on the very first Tag of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me Mehr times to write letters to you....
Awwwww <3 Poor Draco
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Weiter time I need a permission slip oder need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse
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I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t Bewegen forward, why shouldn’t we… Bewegen back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do Du want to be my friend?
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