crying shows weakness


Dib was so nervous of Gaz's absents and was thinking the worst already; she was only 5 Minuten late.

"She's not here yet, something has happened and it's my fault. Because of me Gaz can be in danger, defenseless and alone, without her brother. What if Zim is using her for his evil and stuff?" Dib sagte out loud, he was sweating and his hands were trembling in fear. He then stood instantly; his fear he had a Minute Vor went away and stood in a heroic pose

"No, I won't let Zim harm my little sister, I'M COMING GAZ!!!"

He ran toward the door and once he opened it he then collides...

Unique human


"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are Du suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told Du Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like Du do differently from us humans" Gaz sagte and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the Weiter thing I will hear from Du is that Du want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find Du ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become...

It's a boy



As zim walked Home from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course Gir was in the couch watching his Scary Monkey Zeigen like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" Gir sagte not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told Du to... Oh forget...

The desperate calls


"Why haven't they answered my calls!" the EX-invader cried.

It's been already 2 years that he found out about his mission.during the 5 years on Earth, Zim has change Von his height, He discovered that Human Essen helps him grow Von all the nasty ingredients it has. Zim suffered in the beginning but he was desperate to become as tall as his horrible Tallests. Zim has now proudly reach 6'6. His clothes and disguise hasn't changed, but his looks did oder so the girls in Skool say. He gave up his whole dream of taking over the earth, now he really wished to take revenge on his planet,...

Mondays suck


It was a early Monday morning, when a lot of people began to wake up to get ready for work and others for skool.

"GAZ WAKE UP, IT'S MONDAY" Dib yelled from the other side of Gaz's door. "be quiet!!!" Gaz yelled back rather annoyed for being interrupted from her peaceful sleep. It took her a while to focus and stood up from her bed. 'I hate Mondays' Gaz's sagte to herself. She walked up to her closet and picked out her clothes she was going to wear.

After Gaz finished getting dressed she walked up to her mirror. Nothing had really changed much over the years, Gaz was now a 16 and...

Smeet?



Both Zim and Gaz gazed at the baby, Curious Zim poked it.

Suddenly a giggle was heard from the baby; terrified Zim jumped behind Gaz. Gaz rolled her eyes at his sudden reaction and hold the baby in her arms.

"Relax zim, it just giggled no need to be scared" Gaz sagte looking at zim behind her; she had detected that he was trembling. When he took notice of Gaz's gaze, he stood and took the baby away from Gaz's grip.

"Zim, scared of a stupid human toy? Nonsense" He sagte as he returned to his seat. Zim look intently at the baby and poked him once more. The little baby giggled again, which to...

gaz woke up to a poke in the face.

Zim?-she said.
Gaz wake up-Tak said
oh hey- is zim a little better?- she asked
hes not awake yet, but lets go eat breakfast.-tak said.
tak-gaz said- i had a dream of a war, irkens and humans, Du dont think itll happen like what happened with me and zim do yo.....

but she hadnt finished she felt a warmth on her lips, the same feeling like her first KISS she pushed herself away and sagte tak!?-what are Du doin im no...

tak put her finger on her lips and said-you talk to much.

she smiled and kissed her again except she was grasping her this time

gaz didnt know what...

20 years passed quickly for zim and gaz they were walking Home as zim remembered when they had went walking as they saw someone yell -You green CHILD! your most trusted will betray Du in 20 years time!!! Zim had no idea what he meant he was probably drunk but didint seem like it so he ignored this comment. as zim left gaz in her house dib quickly showed out of nothing and glared at zim grabbed gaz and ran inside the home

Gaz cried - and yelled WHY DID Du DO THAT!!!. Dib calmed her and said- i told Du to break up with him!!. Im not going to, DAD!! DAD!!.
Proffesor membrane came in a hurry...

This will contain zadf and zagr for a warning for haters

Dib left the room so they could be alone, and he was half fleeing because it was a very awkward moment for all of them so he watched from behind the corner of the Weiter room. Zim turned to face Gaz
Zim: "well this isn`t exactly how I imagined my first kiss…at all."
Gaz: "be quiet" and, then it happened, it was long and hard and she didn't know why but Gaz kind of enjoyed it, though afterwards she dint exactly Zeigen it because while Zim stood up and was in a daze, she kicked him the groin REALLY hard. Zim sank down in pain and screamed like...

Dib's proposition



Zim stared at Gaz's reaction toward Ms. Jackson. He was impressed of how much fear the human can cause to others, he enjoyed it and at the same time it angered him because he wanted to be the one who would cause fear and destruction towards the humans.

She is not like any other filthy human on earth; she's different, in an evil kind a way. 'If Gaz were an Irken Invader she would be able to take over Mehr than 10 planets in a snap of her fingers' he thought as he observed her.

Gaz felt his stare and turned to face him, she gave him a glare but Zim didn't look away instead he...

WOW! I rubbed my head. I had just fallen and hit my head.
And to make matters worse I can't remember how it happened. The last thing I remeber is falling and then I end up here.
No doubt it was Dib's doing.
"OH when I get my hands on him I'll-I'll...do something!" I said.
Then my herz started racing when I realized...
I didn't have my disguise.
Even though it was hard to open my eyes considereing the numbing pain in my forehead.
But slowly,steadily I opened one eye.
It was pitch black.
I waited until my eyes adjusted and thats when I noticed I was in a forest.
There were trees everywhere but...I...

A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, oder suffer the floß of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted Von the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and Mehr uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...

spaceboy's base


After Skool was over both zim and Gaz had decided to walk together to zim's House. They both walked in silence and felt awkward but thought it was best to keep it that way. Before they left, Gaz told Dib she wasn't coming Home till 9:00 at night, and of course Dib began to think the worst. He worried of what Zim might do to her without him there to protect her but she guaranteed him that nothing will happen, knowing that Zim is smart enough not to mess with her.

Besides Gaz has a project to do and she will not risk failing it Von some stupidity Dib might do that might really piss...

I'm with stupid



"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim sagte as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim sagte as he entered his class. The School glocke hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her sitz and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach...

Was a horrible Tag to start skool, though Gaz as she woke up from the wrenching sound of her alarm. "Five Mehr minutes", she sagte while yawning. Just as she was about to return to her slumber, Dib stormed in her room. "C'mon Gaz. Don't wanna be late for skool." She glared at him for awhile."I thought I told Du to stay out of my room!", she snarled. Terrified and getting the hint of not being wanted he cautiously exited. when he left she slowly got out of bed.
After she got dressed she entered the bathroom to wash her face. Looking up at the mirror she took a quick glance at herself and realized...

*High skool library*

Dib and Gaz had arrived to skool in time, because behind them was a huge line of kids who also needed to pick up their schedules oder skool ID's. Dib already received his, he really wasn't excited to see that he had English class but was a little happy to see that he had Weltraum and science. Gaz hated the classes she had except Art class; she was going to be with Dib in English and Algebra class. She was thinking about changing her classes after skool, trying to avoid hearing Dib yelling out all his nonsense about aliens and Bigfoot during class.

"Hey Gaz, look who's here"...

can you...help zim?



*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let Du know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Mothman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see Du back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed Du oder something."Agent dark Booty said.

Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in...

I yawned as my hand slammed down on the alarm clock. "Flthy humans and their filthy Skool."
I muttered harshly.
As I slowly started sitting up something sticky and disgusting hit my face.
I clenched the bett sheets, trying not to gag. The sickening pancake slid off my face and hit my CLEAN bedsheets.
Why does everything hate me? I thought.
"Gir..." I started.
"YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR DISGUSTING PANCAKE! UGGHH I THINK I GOT SYRUP IN MY EYE!" I opened my eye then quickly shut it again.
Yep, pancake syrup in my eye.
"GIR!!" I screamed. I stumbled out of bett and fell, facefirst to the ground....

this will contain zadf and zagr and a hint of datr for a warning for haters

Dib is in his room and he has the spell drive opened and it is on the shadow hog spell he is sitting on a computer chair talking on the phone
Dib: “yeah, so then he goes running out the room screaming his head off” he accidentally hits the activation button when resting his arm on the schreibtisch and the shadow hog comes out behind him “yeah, I would hate to Zim right now, ha-ha” the shadow hog zooms off out the window.

We zoom into Zim`s house the Weiter morning and Gir is making waffeln and Zim comes out of the toilet...

Bored on the bus, Gaz reached in her backpack for her Gameslave 4.
Gaz still remained the ultimate gamer. No matter what anyone said,
specifically Iggins. Who sadly survived that brutal elevator crash.
Gaz pitied him every time he denied she was the better gamer. The bus
finally arrived at the Skool. Dib walked her out, as if she was still
a little girl, which she really despised. Gaz hated it when her brother
always acted protective over her, like anyone would mess with her, but Dib
didn't get that. They walked towards the building entrance and sat
on the steps.
While Gaz played her game, Dib...