*Giggle* I have weird dreams...
"MEL! Get down here!" Fang shouted for me downstairs. I groaned, slipping on my sweats.
"I'm coming!" I walked out of my room, jumped onto the rail, and slid down. I'm too good to walk down the stairs, what I saw seemed normal. Until... uh... Fang spit a mouthful of cereal into Lexi's mouth. Am I the only one that finds that disgusting?
"AK! GOD! DADDY!" I almost puked.
"What? Its good for you!" Fang said.
"That. Is. Disgusting." I stared at him.
"Were birds! Its what we do!" Fang looked at me oddly.
"We're two percent bird." I said. "NOT ACTUAL BIRDS! Plus, its the female that does... that!" I grimaced.
"Its good for Du sissy!" I swear I facepalmed so many times... Fang wrapped his lips around mine.
Oh f--- He silverstoned me. I narrowed my eyes, and spit it out onto the floor.
"You. Shall. Die." I slapped him, kicked him in between the legs, and punched him until his face morphed.
*Shrugs* That was all before my dog woke me up.