What are some clichés that Du NEVER want to read again?

Oh boy! Too many. The one that irritates me the MOST is:

New, nerdy girl comes to school and meets the queen-bee. The queen-bee is super mean to her and her new found friends. BUT, the queen-bee's boyfriend ends up falling for the new girl. In the end, the new girl makes eveyone stop worshipping the queen-bee and starts going out with the hot, boyfriend.

Also, a girl from a small town hates a band/singer/actor thinking them to be a snob and self-centered. All her Friends Liebe them though. One Tag she randomly bumps into sagte celeb. They become Friends and start liking each other. They than realize it won't work because the media is spreading nasty rumours. A week later, the celeb has to preform and realizes he misses her and leaves. The story ends when they both confess their love.

I do NOT want to ever read/watch this cliches ever again! >.>