Now, if Du know me, Du would know that my Favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my Sekunde Favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Du kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Du all the oben, nach oben Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Du items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those sidequests that give Du items to help in temples oder bosses. With that, lets start
#5: Guru Guru Sidequest - This is a pretty easy sidequest and is actually really short. It is actually kinda funny though. Du meet Guru Guru outside of Clocktown's hotel. He was kicked out because he was too loud. Well, if Du play a Musik box 24/7, then yeah, your kinda loud. Anyway, he will then talk about how he was once in a band filled with animals.... And yes, he is crazy before Du ask. Then, he'll get mad and then calm down and then get mad again and so forth and so on. Then, he'll thank Du for listening to his insane ramblings and reward Du with the Don Gero's Mask, which allows Du to talk to frogs so Du can get a Piece of Heart. Weird and short, yes. Funny, oh definitely
#4: Children of the Moon Sidequest - Now, some of Du may say this is important to fighting the final boss, as Du get the Fierce Deity's Mask, which is the most powerful mask in the game. However, I was able to beat the final boss without it, so it is not mandatory to complete this quest, so I am counting it as a sidequest. So, when Du go into the moon (Yes, the one with a fucking face) Du see a large baum with some kids around it. Each kid wearing a mask that resembles the bosses Du defeated. They will ask Du to play with them and Du will then be sent to a mini game where Du will have to complete a challenge. Once Du do, Du will see the kid in the rooms and they will ask for masks. Note, Du will need all the masks in the game to fully complete this sidequest. And don't worry, you'll get all your masks back later, including the Fierce Deity's Mask. So, once Du do, they will ask the player some creepy questions, like, "What are your Friends like and do they really think of Du as a friend"? Seriously, this is like Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid level of fourth Wand breaking. Still, a pretty creepy but amazing sidequest with an amazing reward for it all.
#3: Kamaro Sidequest - Hey, another short sidequest. Though, instead of being funny like Guru Guru's, its pretty creepy. Du start off on one of these..... Frozen Mushrooms? Anyway, once Du are there at midnight of any day, Du will meet this ghost who calls himself Kamaro. He will tell Du that he died and now he can no longer teach his amazing dance to the world. And, trust me, I have seen his dance...... It's not that impressive. Anyway, once Du play the Song of Healing, he will give Du the Kamaro Mask, which is just a blank mask with his head sticking out of the forehead. This mask will only let Du dance with a creepy song in the background. So, once Du get it, Du take it to the Twins in Clocktown and dance with them...... Okay. Once that's done, they will thank Du and give Du a Piece of Heart. This sidequest is kinda creepy, but that's what makes it good
#2: Romani Ranch Sidequest - Now, this is where things get crazy. So, Du head to Romani Ranch and meet Romani who tells Du that the ranch is named after her........ No shit. Anyway, she will then tell Du that she has to practice to defend the ranch because on the Night of the Festival, "They" come. Now, who do Du think They is. Well, guess what. They are freaking aliens. That;s right, there are aliens in a Zelda game. And, the sidequest has Du fending off the aliens until morning. Now, this can be easy as long as Du have the Bunny haube and to play the Inverted Song of Time, which will make Du faster and the aliens MUCH slower, so things will be easier. Anyway, once Du have kept the aliens away from the scheune all night, they will retreat and Du win. As a reward, Du are gegeben a bottle of Romani Ranch milch and Du can keep the bottle to store other important things in later. However, Du can lose this sidequest. If Du do lose, Du will see a cutscene of the aliens stealing all the cows and even Romani. After that, she will be gone for a whole day, and she will return on the third day, but she will no longer be happy and care free. Instead, she will be traumatized and depressed. Wow, that's just creepy. So, yeah, a really scary but amazing sidequest.
#1: Kafei and Anju Sidequest - Du think Nintendo is a family friendly gaming company, huh. Du think everything is sunshine, lollipops, and butterflies, don't you. No, no, no, no, fuck no. No. This sidequest is one of the most depressing sidequests I have ever seen in.... Anything, really. It starts with the mayors wife who tell Du that her son, Kafie is missing. So, Du decide to help look for him. Du then head to the Clocktown hotel to speak to the owner, Anju. Here, Du see her talking to the Postman, who tells her that she got a letter, but Anju recognized it somehow. So, after Du speak to Anju about Kafie, she'll say that she want's to meet Du tonight. When Du do, she will talk about how she and Kafei were supposed to get married, but he went missing before the wedding. After that, she give Du a letter which Du place in the mailbox. The Weiter day, the Postman delivers the letter to Kafei, which is your chance to sneak into his house. Once in, he will ignore the fact that Du broke into his house (I guess being the Hero of Time gives Du a free pass for breaking and entering) and he will tell Du that he was turned into a little kid Von the Skull Kid and his mask was stolen Von a thief. And, masks are pretty much wedding rings in the world of Zelda..... don't ask. Anyway, once Du tell this to Anju, she will promise to wait for Kafei, no matter what. On the third and final day, Kafei want Du and him to get the mask back from the thieves hideout. Once Du do get into the hideout, Du are treated with a large assortment of puzzles. But, soon, Du are successful. But, once Du walk outside, it is nighttime and the world is soon going to end. So, Du get back to Anju, who is waiting for Kafei. Finally, he comes and they then get married right there, as the world is coming to an end. They then give Du the Couples Mask and tell Du that "They will stay here, as they will wait to greet the morning together", and let me remind Du that in less then fifteen seconds, the world will be destroyed. So, yeah, this just shows how much they care for each other, as they are finally together and that they have finally fulfilled there last wishes and are willing to die together. This just shows that Nintendo is not just for kids, and that they are amazing geniuses.
Well, that was my oben, nach oben five sidequests in Majora's Mask. Which do Du like? Was there one that I had forgotten? LEt me know if Du like. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time
#5: Guru Guru Sidequest - This is a pretty easy sidequest and is actually really short. It is actually kinda funny though. Du meet Guru Guru outside of Clocktown's hotel. He was kicked out because he was too loud. Well, if Du play a Musik box 24/7, then yeah, your kinda loud. Anyway, he will then talk about how he was once in a band filled with animals.... And yes, he is crazy before Du ask. Then, he'll get mad and then calm down and then get mad again and so forth and so on. Then, he'll thank Du for listening to his insane ramblings and reward Du with the Don Gero's Mask, which allows Du to talk to frogs so Du can get a Piece of Heart. Weird and short, yes. Funny, oh definitely
#4: Children of the Moon Sidequest - Now, some of Du may say this is important to fighting the final boss, as Du get the Fierce Deity's Mask, which is the most powerful mask in the game. However, I was able to beat the final boss without it, so it is not mandatory to complete this quest, so I am counting it as a sidequest. So, when Du go into the moon (Yes, the one with a fucking face) Du see a large baum with some kids around it. Each kid wearing a mask that resembles the bosses Du defeated. They will ask Du to play with them and Du will then be sent to a mini game where Du will have to complete a challenge. Once Du do, Du will see the kid in the rooms and they will ask for masks. Note, Du will need all the masks in the game to fully complete this sidequest. And don't worry, you'll get all your masks back later, including the Fierce Deity's Mask. So, once Du do, they will ask the player some creepy questions, like, "What are your Friends like and do they really think of Du as a friend"? Seriously, this is like Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid level of fourth Wand breaking. Still, a pretty creepy but amazing sidequest with an amazing reward for it all.
#3: Kamaro Sidequest - Hey, another short sidequest. Though, instead of being funny like Guru Guru's, its pretty creepy. Du start off on one of these..... Frozen Mushrooms? Anyway, once Du are there at midnight of any day, Du will meet this ghost who calls himself Kamaro. He will tell Du that he died and now he can no longer teach his amazing dance to the world. And, trust me, I have seen his dance...... It's not that impressive. Anyway, once Du play the Song of Healing, he will give Du the Kamaro Mask, which is just a blank mask with his head sticking out of the forehead. This mask will only let Du dance with a creepy song in the background. So, once Du get it, Du take it to the Twins in Clocktown and dance with them...... Okay. Once that's done, they will thank Du and give Du a Piece of Heart. This sidequest is kinda creepy, but that's what makes it good
#2: Romani Ranch Sidequest - Now, this is where things get crazy. So, Du head to Romani Ranch and meet Romani who tells Du that the ranch is named after her........ No shit. Anyway, she will then tell Du that she has to practice to defend the ranch because on the Night of the Festival, "They" come. Now, who do Du think They is. Well, guess what. They are freaking aliens. That;s right, there are aliens in a Zelda game. And, the sidequest has Du fending off the aliens until morning. Now, this can be easy as long as Du have the Bunny haube and to play the Inverted Song of Time, which will make Du faster and the aliens MUCH slower, so things will be easier. Anyway, once Du have kept the aliens away from the scheune all night, they will retreat and Du win. As a reward, Du are gegeben a bottle of Romani Ranch milch and Du can keep the bottle to store other important things in later. However, Du can lose this sidequest. If Du do lose, Du will see a cutscene of the aliens stealing all the cows and even Romani. After that, she will be gone for a whole day, and she will return on the third day, but she will no longer be happy and care free. Instead, she will be traumatized and depressed. Wow, that's just creepy. So, yeah, a really scary but amazing sidequest.
#1: Kafei and Anju Sidequest - Du think Nintendo is a family friendly gaming company, huh. Du think everything is sunshine, lollipops, and butterflies, don't you. No, no, no, no, fuck no. No. This sidequest is one of the most depressing sidequests I have ever seen in.... Anything, really. It starts with the mayors wife who tell Du that her son, Kafie is missing. So, Du decide to help look for him. Du then head to the Clocktown hotel to speak to the owner, Anju. Here, Du see her talking to the Postman, who tells her that she got a letter, but Anju recognized it somehow. So, after Du speak to Anju about Kafie, she'll say that she want's to meet Du tonight. When Du do, she will talk about how she and Kafei were supposed to get married, but he went missing before the wedding. After that, she give Du a letter which Du place in the mailbox. The Weiter day, the Postman delivers the letter to Kafei, which is your chance to sneak into his house. Once in, he will ignore the fact that Du broke into his house (I guess being the Hero of Time gives Du a free pass for breaking and entering) and he will tell Du that he was turned into a little kid Von the Skull Kid and his mask was stolen Von a thief. And, masks are pretty much wedding rings in the world of Zelda..... don't ask. Anyway, once Du tell this to Anju, she will promise to wait for Kafei, no matter what. On the third and final day, Kafei want Du and him to get the mask back from the thieves hideout. Once Du do get into the hideout, Du are treated with a large assortment of puzzles. But, soon, Du are successful. But, once Du walk outside, it is nighttime and the world is soon going to end. So, Du get back to Anju, who is waiting for Kafei. Finally, he comes and they then get married right there, as the world is coming to an end. They then give Du the Couples Mask and tell Du that "They will stay here, as they will wait to greet the morning together", and let me remind Du that in less then fifteen seconds, the world will be destroyed. So, yeah, this just shows how much they care for each other, as they are finally together and that they have finally fulfilled there last wishes and are willing to die together. This just shows that Nintendo is not just for kids, and that they are amazing geniuses.
Well, that was my oben, nach oben five sidequests in Majora's Mask. Which do Du like? Was there one that I had forgotten? LEt me know if Du like. With that, I will see Du all Weiter time
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Du put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Du don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Du eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feuer challenge, where Du set yourself on feuer for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take