Sonic's Six Feet Underground

Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, Du know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...

Now, after I did a Liste for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the Liste because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After Du see Zelda run out of Hyrule schloss Town, Du are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if Du go to the alley that is opposite...

Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell Du all what my Favorit Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list



#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the Liste then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great Von today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...

Ah, yes, its Weihnachten time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of Weihnachten movies. Now, remember, these are not the best Weihnachten Filme ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be Filme I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be Weihnachten themed in one way oder another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this Filme may not be the best movie ever made, but, Du have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...

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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...

Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like Du gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, Du need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could Du drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking Home (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...

Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: Du will all be having a fundraiser. Each of Du will be gegeben a box and Du will need to go door to door and sell them. The oben, nach oben seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The oben, nach oben seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...

So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with Du some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...

I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started Schauspielen like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...

Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where Du kill zombies........... Okay, I should be Mehr specific. Dead Rising is a game where Du kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They Zeigen he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...

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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to Zeigen Du Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen Minuten sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can Du get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...

Hey, finally, a Liste that may actually get me noticed because Musik is Mehr common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my Favorit musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the oben, nach oben 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with Du all the musicians, oder bands, oder whatever there is, that I like, just so Du all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...

So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my Favorit Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to oben, nach oben all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned Von Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches schloss to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...

I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games oder even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed oder just something that may seem interesting on the box. I sagte interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...