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Jared: Hey Wikipedia, Du sure we’re not lost? o_____O
Wikipedia: Of course not! :D As long as we don’t lose this map here, we’ll be fine!

*Map Flies Away*

Jared: Du NIMROD! NOW what are we going to do?

Jared: Wait a minute….. WHAT’S HAPPENING!? THE DIMENSIONS ARE TWISTING! D:

Wikipedia and Jared: NOOOOOOOO *FLASH*

Windwakerguy430: What the fuck!? What are Du doing in my house?

Wikipedia: It's no big deal, just a rip of the fabric in Weltraum and time. :) It happens.

Windwakerguy430: Okay then. Well, since you’re already here, want to help me with my list?

Jared: *Pushes Wikipedia*...

So, everyone seems to think I hate everything today, and that only the things in the 90s were good… Du all really think that the 90s was all sunshine and handjobs, huh? Not really.

Super Mario Brothers Movie
North
Speed 2
Batman and Robin
Showgirls
Mr. Magoo Movie
Psycho Remake
Fucking Everything about star, sterne Wars: The Phantom Menace
Alien 3
Biodome
Crow 2: City of Angels
Ghost Dad
Felix the Cat: The Movie
Bebe’s Kids
The Magic Voyage
Tom and Jerry: The Movie
Mr. Nanny
Good Son
Double Dragon Movie
Street Fighter: The Movie
Neverending Story III
The Weiter Karate Kid
The Flintstones Movie
Milk Money
Congo
Waterworld...

Wind: (In detention) I seriously don’t get why I am here
Teacher: Du beat up a teacher’s son
Wind: I’ve KILLED people's sons before. That hasn’t gotten me in trouble before
Teacher: That kid had hepatitis
Wind: So what. My act was justified
Teacher: IN WHAT WAY
Wind: I really don’t like children
Teacher: Oh my go- Du are in detention, and that’s final
Cody and James: (Both walk in)
Teacher: Good, Du both are here. No detention can begin. Hannah!
Hannah: (Walks in, wearing a teacher uniform, and holding a ruler) Well, it’s about time
Teacher: Okay. Du do what Du must. I’m going to...

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Tim: *Sitting Von a campfire with Captain Jefferson* Ah, this is nice.
Captain: Yes it is.
Shayne: *Watching Metal Gloss and Stylo surfing*
Crane: I didn't know ponies could surf.
Shayne: Neither could I.
Wayne: What about trains?
Shayne: Are Du kidding? We're too heavy.
Wayne: Try telling that to your silver friend.
Shayne: What? *Sees Sean on a big surfboard surfing along with several humans* In the world?!
Wayne: While Shayne refuses to believe what he's seeing, I shall host tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S. I'm Wayne from The Nut House, and here's what we got lined up for you. Where Eagles...

In the Jahr 2700, civilization has moved into the sky, above the ground, due to alien raiders. However, a rude, brash ex gangster Von the name of Chase plans on taking back the lower level of earth. Armed with nothing but his silver revolver named Six Shooter, he heads to The Grounds in order to fight off the alien threat and take it back for humanity.

~Characters~

Chase
A twenty six Jahr old ex gangster. Known for being a rude, cocky, arrogant, flirtatious man who enjoys gun fights, soda, and dirty magazines, he is not afraid of a fight. Although he is not respected Von many people, he still sees...

Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No Mehr Harambe jokes, no Mehr Berühmtheiten dying, no Mehr being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be Mehr serious at...

Well, everyone, I have decided to Abbrechen Weihnachten this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst Weihnachten related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their Friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...

*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t Zeigen any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another oben, nach oben ten Liste for the Halloween season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old schloss in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....

Now, I Liebe video games…. and, Du all know that. Okay, I Liebe video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to Zeigen Du guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad arsch bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...

Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between Du and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell Du all my Favorit boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this Liste contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, Du have been warned. So, with that, here we go.



#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the Liste then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, Von todays...

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S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are Du done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one Mehr class I have to...