Aryn Awlson from Persona 4 - Aryn was just your typical kid with white hair at the age of 16. He loved Sword Art Online and had a collection of fake katanas. After his parents moved him to Buttfuck Nowhere, Japan (Or Mehr commonly known as Inaba), he was forced to live with his greatest enemy, his bastard uncle, Dojima-san, and Nanako, the only true family Aryn had, as the rest had either abandoned him oder was the drunken bastard Dojima. Regardless, Aryn continued on his way, until he soon gained a Persona, which was a totally-not-Stand. Aryn used this new found ability to make him an anime...

I already reviewed Weihnachten Cruelty, a Norwegian horror Weihnachten movie. Now, I’m going to review a Dutch Weihnachten horror movie from the Netherlands. I’ve never seen oder heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of them… Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, let’s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, oder Saint in Europe, oder Saint Nick in...

I Liebe George A. Romero's zombie movies. Their all so creative with their monsters, and how they manage to impress me with every film (With a few exceptions of Diary and Survival of the Dead). They were just so good. So good in fact, that the Dead series inspired a just as awesome zombie movie. Probably my Favorit horror comedy movie ever made. It's the classic British horror romantic comedy, Shaun of the Dead.



Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other Filme Von the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...

Also on WWG430's club because..... Why the fuck not? I mean, there's no logical sort of context in which this case is being presented that can rationally prove that I don't have the civil rights to do something as trivial and meaningless as this.

And yes, I understand what I sagte just as much as Du probably did the first time around.

Google Time ;D

"How to be single"

What the hell? That question's easy as anything, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

Fuck man, if Du can't even hail the magic tritonshorn, conch, muschel at YOUR age then I pray for your sanity.

"I Liebe sushi"

Bikini Bottom would like to have a word with you.

"Is this site...

I apologize for the delay on this one, I got really addicted to playing Paper Mario 64. XD But here it is, part two of my oben, nach oben 10 most hated songs!

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT Du PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:

Me: Wait, what? I never sagte that.........

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT Du PROMISED! D:

Me: Are Du TONE DEAF!? I JUST sagte I neve-

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT Du PROMISED! D:

Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your Favorit candy? >:)

Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P

Me: I HOPE Du LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!

*TV Static o___O*...

Well, I thought it was time to make myself look like a creep. There are always those one girls who act very little like girls and behave Mehr like males, which is what makes a tomboy. What separate’s tomboys from girls is how they behave. Other girls would use makeup, are always making their hair look nice, and wear clothing made for their gender. Tomboy’s rarely use makeup, if ever, don’t give a damn about their hair, and prefer a simple T-shirt. And that is why I always thought tomboy’s to be the best kind of female… Yes, I am aware that I am sounding like a creep. Kinda hard to...

When it comes to anime, Du usually get these big eyed and big breasted characters that probably (No, Mehr like most likely) go to school, fight monsters oder some villain in some way for ten trillion episodes, and deal with the occasional strand of hot spring episode. And it’s all in the typical 2D art style, and that’s how Anime Fans want it. Trust me, if I learned anything from the 2016 Berserk anime, it’s that going from 2D to 3D is a terrible decision. However, there is one 3D Anime that everyone loves…. Well, everyone who’s seen it that is. And that Anime (And yes, it is an anime)...

Song: link



Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side Von side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Du understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look vorwärts-, nach vorn to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got teilt, split into...

.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, Du need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, Du need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in Frage is Jesus and Hitler.
Now, some of Du might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell Du the whole title. Hell, the Titel of this Artikel doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is Jesus and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, Du heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction...

This is a game that me and my two brothers loved back in the day. It was a game we first found in our local dollar store… Yes, it was that obscure. And worse of all, it wasn’t even in the front row. It was hidden behind a copy of Attack of the Filme 3D (And don’t worry, I’ll get to that game another time). We ended up buying three copies of this game. The first from the dollar store, another from the bargain bin at a Wal-Mart, and I bought my copy online for six bucks. Needless to say, this game was cheap as hell, despite that it deserved much Mehr Liebe than that. And that game is...

Hello, everyone, and Merry Christmas. Today is the final Tag of the 12 Days of Christmassacre, and today, I’ve got the best thing to celebrate it. Remember on the October Movie Marathon, when on Halloween, I made a review on Trick ‘r Treat, the most Halloween-y horror movie out there? Well, for Weihnachten day, I’ve got the most Christmas-y horror movie ever made. Of course, it was made Von the same guy who did Trick ‘r Treat, Michael Dougherty. Of course, since Trick r’ Treat had a jack-o-lantern on each shot, this movie is filled with Weihnachten lights on each screen. So today, everybody,...

What, an animated horror movie? Well, kinda. I wanna recommend something that can be seen as PG rated for once, and since I want to save a very special animated horror-themed movie for December, I decided to choose something that was good, but probably not as well known as that (And you’ll know what I’m talking about when Weihnachten comes around) For now, let’s talk about probably the scariest children’s horror movie… At least, from what I’ve seen: Monster House



Monster House takes place in a small town neighborhood, where local kid DJ spies on his neighbor, the elderly and...

Wow… just wow. The Autor of todays fanfic didn’t even fucking try to make it good. Just a Minute and a half long story, and that’s it. And its especially insulting to me, because this is a Zelda fanfic, and I Liebe the Zelda games. So, lets start the fanfic, named Majora’s Pants… About half of Du just left. I can feel it. Du all left because the Titel is so stupid, its unbelievable.
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku baum and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku baum is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora...

Back in the beginning of 2015, when GTA V was still insanely popular, before it became slightly less popular, me and my brother were playing this game like crazy, always messing around with the world whenever we could. Neither of us gave a shit about the story, we wanted to explore. And soon, when our parents bought us XBox Gold, we were able to play the insanely fun GTA Online, and of course, when I say fun, I mean funny as hell, because my brother would piss off a whole bunch of little kids who thought they were God and would start making them scream. It was really funny, One day, when my...

Aquamarine's Choice: Dark Brotherhood from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim



Aquamarine6663 - Instead of just one level oder quest, what I really hate is the whole Dark Brotherhood storyline and quests in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Seriously. It was decent the first time I played, but the rest of the times, it's just really boring. Unlike in Oblivion were the missions had creativity such as, "Kill this guy in this way oder no reward" but in Skyrim, it's just, "Kill this guy any way possible. It doesn't matter if the guards catch Du oder not". Seriously? Nobody, in all of Skyrim, wants someone to die in...

Children are the young members of society and are the future oder the world, leading to something new for all of us to do. So, it only makes sense that they are all super annoying in video games. Now, this will probably be my most controversial list… I mean, I am hating on children, so… That is pretty bad. But, this is something no one has done before, so I have to do it before someone else takes it. Rules as usual. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Finally, I can’t think of too much children that are annoying, so, this will just have to do. Enjoy.

#5:...

Now, there are a lot of moments in games that are always fun to look at. However, there are those game moments that we don’t like. So much, in fact, that we try our hardest to avoid ever seeing these moments. Now, these thing have to be avoided because they are either annoying oder saddening. Also, for a moment to make this list, the moment has to be avoidable, but not easy to avoid either. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Losing to the Beetle from Donkey Kong 64 - Now, while Donkey Kong 64 is a fun game, there is something that ISN’T fun. That would...

#20: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gamecube Version



Wow. We’re just starting off really strong, aren’t we. The first Flintstones movie wasn’t exactly Oscar worthy, but at least it wasn’t the sequel, Viva Rock Vegas, a movie that nobody liked and was probably made because of a lack of ideas. So naturally, with a movie that bad that was a sequel to a not great movie based on a cartoon show, it only makes sense that this movie would get a game based on it. A Dreamcast version was planned, but was later cancelled and the game was then ported to the Playstation 2. It was a racing...

Nik: Okay, guys. Why don’t we play some Mortal Kombat
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that Du all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe Du should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are Du trying to say that Du are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course,...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and regenbogen Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would Du like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...