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So here’s something that’ll piss people off. I did not enjoy Monster Hunter: World. Von the time I got to the thirteenth monster, I was about done with this game. Nothing felt new. They all felt like the same monster that Du attack, let it run away, chase and then kill. No games these days I’ve seen use the giant monster and the use of scale to do some really impressive boss fights. And then I was reminded that Shadow of the Colossus exists.
Shadow of the Colossus takes place in a fictional world with it’s own language and it’s own rules. One character in this world is a young boy named Wonder. After his Liebe dies, he takes her to the Forbidden Lands in the hope of finding a way to revive her. Dormin, an ancient god, tells Wander that, if he slays the sixteen colossal giants of the lands, he could revive her. But, he also warns Wonder that a price must be paid for these actions. So, Wonder goes on his way to hunt down these sixteen giants in the hopes of getting his wish. From the start of the game and from the box art, you’d think that the game would be this epic adventure about slaying monsters as big as skyscrapers. And while it is, it is not an epic adventure and these are not monsters. Du start off Von fighting these bosses that just want to kill Du for coming near them, but soon, Du fight colossi that aren’t even trying to kill you. They’re just trying to throw Du off them and are trying to escape, but Du won’t let them. And before long, Du are just killing Colossi that are just gentle giants (For the most part). And in between fights with the Colossi, Du are left to wonder the world. No enemies to fight, no side quests to complete. Just… go find the Weiter boss. It’s quiet, and very atmospheric. Nothing but you, your horse Agro, and the world around Du as Du make your way to the Weiter boss fight. And can we just please talk about the Musik of this game. The Musik is some of the most amazing songs ever. I know I sagte that fighting these monsters isn’t meant to make Du feel like a badass, but the Musik is so amazing. It makes the most basic of things seem like the most amazing thing in the world. Even if Du can’t play Shadow of the Colossus, at least give this score a listen. It is so damn amazing.
Shadow of the Colossus is one of the few games I know that pull of the giant bosses and scale perfectly. It’s a little awkward, but so is Wonder. Shadow of the Colossus is an amazing game and Du should play it. It’s got an HD version on the PS4 and it looks even Mehr gorgeous than before.
Komoli: Hey, Du want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as Du play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can Du help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need Du to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: Du can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than Du who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought Du went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a safe, sicher place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do Du really oder are Du just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned Von Mickie
Nate: Du mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never sagte he was clean. I just sagte the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic Fernsehen shows, however his Favorit character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten Sekunden in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Du do this, Du should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Du should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Du still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, Fan fictions. This Zeigen had Lost of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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I'm just going to say it, I hate Saints Row: The Third. Now, there may be some people who know this game, unless Du play Grand Theft Auto. Now, Saints Row used to be good. Saint Row 1 was a fun game, and then came Saint's Row 2 which was even better. But, then came this abomination, known only as Saint's Row: The Third. Why do I hate this crappy game. I'll give Du ten reasons. (They will not go in order of how I hate them. They'll just be random)

10: Activities: In the Saints Row games, there are activities Du can do to earn Du respect and cash. In Saint's Row 2, we had lots of fun ones....
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So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, oder Fable: The Lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, oder Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The Lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need Heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...
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Back when I was going around to different movie rental places and libraries, I would always rent video games, and one of my most frequently rented games was the original Max Payne. I never played Max Payne 3 and only a few parts of Max Payne 2, so I don’t know what they are like, but after playing so much of the original Max Payne, I’m actually kind of curious to play those games.
Max Payne follows the character… Max Payne, a hard boiled New York detective with the most noir thing ever, dead family. As he investigates the new drug Valkyrie, he is framed for the murder of a fellow...
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Du know, though I have been reviewing horror games for a while now, it’s been awhile since I reviewed a horror, oder at least, a horror-themed rail shooter. The last one being a Jahr ago, and that was… Rock of the Dead. Kind of regretting my look on that game, to be honest. Which is weird, because there are a few good horror rail shooters out there. Hell, House of the Dead was made on that premise. That and bad voice acting. But hey, speaking of bad voice acting, Resident Evil is a pretty good horror game franchise. (What a shitty segway). So, when Du put the two together, what do Du get?...
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever oder cringe worthy Fan art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making Mehr mistakes than...
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Three guards were watching over the tired up Maggie and Glenn.

"Your ganna pay for this!" Maggie cried angrily.

"Hahaha.. What. Am gonna get my throat slide oder something!?" guard one cried, laughing st his own joke.

Suddenly appeared out of nowhere, grabbing the laughing guard from behind, and ironically slitting the guards throat with a large knife.

Before the Sekunde guard could react Rick body slammed the guard onto a Wand and stabbed guard deep into to his hyoid area, killing him almost instantly.

The third guard reached for a messer and attempted to stab Rick from behind but suddenly an axe was...
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Narrator: Once, in the land of the Great Sea, there was a young, brave, and courageous boy named Link. He was a dumb little shit, and he was kind of an asshole, really, but, he went through many hardships, fought countless monsters, and was a total dick to everyone. He met a young female pirate named Tetra, who he tried to hit on a dozen times, because, like I said, he was a real asshole. However, Spoiler Alert, Link was able to find that tetra was actually the Princess Zelda. But, After this, she was kidnapped Von the evil green skinned man, Ganondorf. So, Link used every ounce of his doucheness...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Today, I will be reviewing Sonic.EXE 2. Well, how is it. Well, lets just say Sekunde verse same as the first.... In other words, IT SUCKS.
So, it is about these two detectives, Derek and Chelsea who, oddly, are brother and sister. So, they are investigating this crime about this killer who rips open peoples mouth and carves a number into there chest. The only evidence is a busted computer with the Sonic.EXE game downloaded on it... and let me remind you, they were able to find this on a fucking broken computer.
Anyway, Chelsea starts Schauspielen weird and Derek comes to the conclusion that Chelsea...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Du do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did Du bring me along!?

???: Du figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that Du have to bring me with you!

???: in the Filme people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would Du think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw Du commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know Du can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see Du tonight. I only want Du to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is sagte Von many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most Favorit part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this Artikel of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own Liste of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that Du probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least Favorit to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of Du may have a different Jojo that Du see as your favorite, oder maybe Du may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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