Nik was able to best the Anistar City Gym Leader, Olympia. Though despite her boring Mercury to sleep and her Pokemon being laming-it-out-fucks, Nik was able to defeat her with few problems and claim the Anistar City Badge, giving him seven badges and only one Mehr for him to get.
In the not-so-exciting duel with Olympia, Emeritus II was able to evolve from a nothing Litwick into an on-the-road-to-something Lampent. The Chandelure will be there soon enough.
While trying to defeat Team Flare and their leader in their secret base, Nik ran into the Team Flare scientist, Xerosic. In the constant and annoying battle, especially due to no healing of status effects, Fall Out Boy was killed from both his Pokemon spamming their most powerful attacks and poison from other Team Flare enemies. Snoop Dogg got his revenge Von using Mega Evolution to Hadouken Xerosic’s Pokemon to death.
In his battle to defeat Lysandre and Team Flare, Nik ended up losing Rollin’ Stone to his dangerous attack, with Snoop Dogg, once again, avenging a fallen comrade with his Mega Evolution. Bone Thug was also unfortunately Lost in the battle against Lysandre, dying to a cheap hit that Nik had not planned for.
The death count inside Team Flare’s base rises. Without even a chance to react, Kelly was killed instantaneously when two Team Flare members gained up on them. Clearly, the Great Grind of Route 11 was not enough for Nik to prepare for the deaths of a chunk of his Pokemon team
After much death and hardships were made, Nik had finally come face to face with the legendary Pokemon, Yveltal. Not wanting any trouble, Nik calmly and carefully chucked a Master Ball at it at the beginning of the battle and claimed it for his own. Now having a god on his side, Nik gave it the only name he could. Yveltal was now changed to Dio
With Dio on Nik’s team, alongside Snoop Dogg’s insane Mega Evolution, Lysandre’s Pokemon were annihilated without mercy oder remorse. Many Pokemon were Lost on Nik’s quest to destroy Team Flare, but in the end, he made Mehr memories and made Friends with a Pokemon death god, and in the end, isn’t that what’s really important?
On his way through Route 18, Vallee Etroite Way, Nik was able to capture the spiked-headed Sandslash. With a look like that, Nik had to name it Coolio
Inside the Terminus Cave, a place Nik hoped to get some good Pokemon, resulted in Nik only getting a Graveler to Self Destruct. While all of Nik’s Pokemon made it out safely, that didn’t stop him from getting salty.
Terminus Cave wasn’t a complete waste of time, however. Deep inside the cave, Nik found a Dusk Stone, and with it, was able to level up Emeritus II into the fabled Chandelure. It almost makes up for how many Gravelers blew up in Nik’s face
Along Route 19, Grande Vallee Way, Nik was able to capture himself a Drapion. He named it Kanye West
In Route 20, Windy Woods, Nik wanted to capture a few Mehr Pokemon before going up against the final Gym Leader. Managing to catch a Trevenant, Nik gave it the name Evanescence
Arriving in the Pokemon Forest, Nik hopped to get some extra Pokemon. Nik managed to find a Gothorita, and in need of some Psychic Types, he took it without another thought. He named it Epica.
Coolio was finally gegeben a chance to fight his own battle… He died to Ace Trainer Theo’s Vanilluxe. Let this be a lesson to Du all, never let your Pokemon fight their own battles
Upon the death of Coolio, Nik went to do a little Mehr grinding. As he did so, Epica evolved into a Gothitelle, looking Mehr antisocial than before
Nik was easily able to defeat Snowbelle City Gym Leader Wulfric. Thanks to the deadly inferno that was his Fire-Ghost Type, Emeritus II, Nik was easily able to claim the last of the Gym Badges and announced that he would aim for the oben, nach oben and take his Pokemon to Victory Road and defeat the Elite Four and the Champion.
On Route 21, Derniere Way, Nik wanted to capture one Mehr Pokemon, and was able to catch himself an Ursaring in a sea of shitty Spindas. He named it Primus
Allowed one Mehr Pokemon to capture on Victory Road, Nik was finally able to capture his dream Pokemon Haunter and add it to the team. Due to being dead and poisonous, Nik named it Madonna
Nik and his Pokemon were finally able to go up against the Elite Four. Seibold was a punk bitch, constantly upgrading, resulting in the death of Madonna, while Drasna went down without too much trouble. Malva went down with hardly any effort, and Wikstrom was a long fight due to his Pokemon’s heavy defense. Regardless, with only one five instead of six Pokemon, Nik made his way to the Pokemon Champion, Diantha. At first, it was simple. That was until Dio was killed Von her Mega Evolution Gardevoir. It wasn’t until Kurt Cobain stepped up to best it. Despite nearly dying, Kurt Cobain rose into the sky and came flying down like a plane and smashed into the Mega Evolution Gardevoir, defeating it and winning a victory for Nik.
In the celebration of Nik’s victory after becoming the rightful champion. He sat amongst the Friends he came to know, such as Calem, Shit-Taste Shauna, and those other two Du don’t care about. But, during the celebration, Nik was met with one final foe, the mysterious huge man, AZ. It was… very underwhelming, actually. But AZ seemed happy about it.
Thus ends the journey of Nik through the Kalos region for him and his Chesnaught, Mercury. Many Pokemon were found, many lives were lost, and much salt was had, but regardless, Nik still holds a place in his herz for his Pokemon, Mercury, Kurt Cobain, Snoop Dogg, Emeritus II. They will always be his friends. And he will never forget his beloved Pokemon that he lost. Bone Thug, Fall Out Boy, Rollin Stone, Dio, Madonna, Marky Mark, (No tears for Kelly), Toadies, Biggie Smalls, (No tears for DJ Lethal), and Coolio. What becomes of Nik and his Pokemon now, only time will tell (Answer: Chesnaught goes back to fucking bitches and Nik goes back to playing No Mehr Heroes)
Fall Out Boy (Killed Von Xerosic)
Rollin Stone (Killed Von Lysandre)
Bone Thug (Killed Von Lysandre)
Kelly (Killed Von Team Flare Grunt and Team Flare Admin)
Coolio the Sandslash (Killed Von Ace Trainer Theo)
Madonna the Haunter (Killed Von Elite Four Seibold)
Dio the Yveltal (Killed Von Gardevoir)
~Hall of Fame~
Mercury
Kurt Cobain
Snoop Dogg
Emeritus II
Madonna
Dio
Pokemon List
Mercury the Chesnaught
Axl Rose the Bunnelby (Boxed)
Kurt Cobain the Pidgeot
Taylor schnell, swift the Dunsparce (BOXED FOREVER)
Elton John the Skitty (Boxed)
Bea the Venipede (Boxed)
Ozzy the Zubat (Boxed)
Spice Girl the Helioptile (Boxed)
Fats Domino the Hariyama (Boxed)
Snoop Dogg the Lucario
Wu-Tang Clan the Dugtrio (Boxed)
Andre 3000 the Karrablast (Boxed)
Emeritus II the Chandelure
Vanilla Ice the Vanillite (Boxed)
Kanye West the Drapion (Boxed)
Evanescence the Trevenant (Boxed)
Epica the Gothitelle
Primus the Urasign
Pokemon Deaths
Marky Mark the Butterfree
DJ Lethal the Tyrunt
Biggie Smalls the Snorlax
Toadies the Croagunk
Fall Out Boy the Blastoise
Bone Thug the Cubone
Rollin Stone the Golurk
Kelly the Lapras
Coolio the Sandslash
Madonna the Haunter
Dio the Yveltal
In the not-so-exciting duel with Olympia, Emeritus II was able to evolve from a nothing Litwick into an on-the-road-to-something Lampent. The Chandelure will be there soon enough.
While trying to defeat Team Flare and their leader in their secret base, Nik ran into the Team Flare scientist, Xerosic. In the constant and annoying battle, especially due to no healing of status effects, Fall Out Boy was killed from both his Pokemon spamming their most powerful attacks and poison from other Team Flare enemies. Snoop Dogg got his revenge Von using Mega Evolution to Hadouken Xerosic’s Pokemon to death.
In his battle to defeat Lysandre and Team Flare, Nik ended up losing Rollin’ Stone to his dangerous attack, with Snoop Dogg, once again, avenging a fallen comrade with his Mega Evolution. Bone Thug was also unfortunately Lost in the battle against Lysandre, dying to a cheap hit that Nik had not planned for.
The death count inside Team Flare’s base rises. Without even a chance to react, Kelly was killed instantaneously when two Team Flare members gained up on them. Clearly, the Great Grind of Route 11 was not enough for Nik to prepare for the deaths of a chunk of his Pokemon team
After much death and hardships were made, Nik had finally come face to face with the legendary Pokemon, Yveltal. Not wanting any trouble, Nik calmly and carefully chucked a Master Ball at it at the beginning of the battle and claimed it for his own. Now having a god on his side, Nik gave it the only name he could. Yveltal was now changed to Dio
With Dio on Nik’s team, alongside Snoop Dogg’s insane Mega Evolution, Lysandre’s Pokemon were annihilated without mercy oder remorse. Many Pokemon were Lost on Nik’s quest to destroy Team Flare, but in the end, he made Mehr memories and made Friends with a Pokemon death god, and in the end, isn’t that what’s really important?
On his way through Route 18, Vallee Etroite Way, Nik was able to capture the spiked-headed Sandslash. With a look like that, Nik had to name it Coolio
Inside the Terminus Cave, a place Nik hoped to get some good Pokemon, resulted in Nik only getting a Graveler to Self Destruct. While all of Nik’s Pokemon made it out safely, that didn’t stop him from getting salty.
Terminus Cave wasn’t a complete waste of time, however. Deep inside the cave, Nik found a Dusk Stone, and with it, was able to level up Emeritus II into the fabled Chandelure. It almost makes up for how many Gravelers blew up in Nik’s face
Along Route 19, Grande Vallee Way, Nik was able to capture himself a Drapion. He named it Kanye West
In Route 20, Windy Woods, Nik wanted to capture a few Mehr Pokemon before going up against the final Gym Leader. Managing to catch a Trevenant, Nik gave it the name Evanescence
Arriving in the Pokemon Forest, Nik hopped to get some extra Pokemon. Nik managed to find a Gothorita, and in need of some Psychic Types, he took it without another thought. He named it Epica.
Coolio was finally gegeben a chance to fight his own battle… He died to Ace Trainer Theo’s Vanilluxe. Let this be a lesson to Du all, never let your Pokemon fight their own battles
Upon the death of Coolio, Nik went to do a little Mehr grinding. As he did so, Epica evolved into a Gothitelle, looking Mehr antisocial than before
Nik was easily able to defeat Snowbelle City Gym Leader Wulfric. Thanks to the deadly inferno that was his Fire-Ghost Type, Emeritus II, Nik was easily able to claim the last of the Gym Badges and announced that he would aim for the oben, nach oben and take his Pokemon to Victory Road and defeat the Elite Four and the Champion.
On Route 21, Derniere Way, Nik wanted to capture one Mehr Pokemon, and was able to catch himself an Ursaring in a sea of shitty Spindas. He named it Primus
Allowed one Mehr Pokemon to capture on Victory Road, Nik was finally able to capture his dream Pokemon Haunter and add it to the team. Due to being dead and poisonous, Nik named it Madonna
Nik and his Pokemon were finally able to go up against the Elite Four. Seibold was a punk bitch, constantly upgrading, resulting in the death of Madonna, while Drasna went down without too much trouble. Malva went down with hardly any effort, and Wikstrom was a long fight due to his Pokemon’s heavy defense. Regardless, with only one five instead of six Pokemon, Nik made his way to the Pokemon Champion, Diantha. At first, it was simple. That was until Dio was killed Von her Mega Evolution Gardevoir. It wasn’t until Kurt Cobain stepped up to best it. Despite nearly dying, Kurt Cobain rose into the sky and came flying down like a plane and smashed into the Mega Evolution Gardevoir, defeating it and winning a victory for Nik.
In the celebration of Nik’s victory after becoming the rightful champion. He sat amongst the Friends he came to know, such as Calem, Shit-Taste Shauna, and those other two Du don’t care about. But, during the celebration, Nik was met with one final foe, the mysterious huge man, AZ. It was… very underwhelming, actually. But AZ seemed happy about it.
Thus ends the journey of Nik through the Kalos region for him and his Chesnaught, Mercury. Many Pokemon were found, many lives were lost, and much salt was had, but regardless, Nik still holds a place in his herz for his Pokemon, Mercury, Kurt Cobain, Snoop Dogg, Emeritus II. They will always be his friends. And he will never forget his beloved Pokemon that he lost. Bone Thug, Fall Out Boy, Rollin Stone, Dio, Madonna, Marky Mark, (No tears for Kelly), Toadies, Biggie Smalls, (No tears for DJ Lethal), and Coolio. What becomes of Nik and his Pokemon now, only time will tell (Answer: Chesnaught goes back to fucking bitches and Nik goes back to playing No Mehr Heroes)
Fall Out Boy (Killed Von Xerosic)
Rollin Stone (Killed Von Lysandre)
Bone Thug (Killed Von Lysandre)
Kelly (Killed Von Team Flare Grunt and Team Flare Admin)
Coolio the Sandslash (Killed Von Ace Trainer Theo)
Madonna the Haunter (Killed Von Elite Four Seibold)
Dio the Yveltal (Killed Von Gardevoir)
~Hall of Fame~
Mercury
Kurt Cobain
Snoop Dogg
Emeritus II
Madonna
Dio
Pokemon List
Mercury the Chesnaught
Axl Rose the Bunnelby (Boxed)
Kurt Cobain the Pidgeot
Taylor schnell, swift the Dunsparce (BOXED FOREVER)
Elton John the Skitty (Boxed)
Bea the Venipede (Boxed)
Ozzy the Zubat (Boxed)
Spice Girl the Helioptile (Boxed)
Fats Domino the Hariyama (Boxed)
Snoop Dogg the Lucario
Wu-Tang Clan the Dugtrio (Boxed)
Andre 3000 the Karrablast (Boxed)
Emeritus II the Chandelure
Vanilla Ice the Vanillite (Boxed)
Kanye West the Drapion (Boxed)
Evanescence the Trevenant (Boxed)
Epica the Gothitelle
Primus the Urasign
Pokemon Deaths
Marky Mark the Butterfree
DJ Lethal the Tyrunt
Biggie Smalls the Snorlax
Toadies the Croagunk
Fall Out Boy the Blastoise
Bone Thug the Cubone
Rollin Stone the Golurk
Kelly the Lapras
Coolio the Sandslash
Madonna the Haunter
Dio the Yveltal