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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

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Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting Weiter to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for Wölfe on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.

Stop the song.

Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.

Addie: *Hears her phone ring, and stops the blowjob* Someone turn that off. *Gets back to the blowjob*
Man 53: I'll do anything for a girl jerking me off. *Grabs her phone, and turns it off*

The call was from Cassandra. Later at Cassandra's house.

Cassandra: I don't understand why she didn't pick up.
Stephanie: Perhaps she's busy.
Kat: Having sex.
Marisa: I was just having sex last night. I had twenty men over at my house.
Eula: I pooped and pretended it was a dildo.

Everyone gave an odd look to Eula.

Then suddenly, Cassandra's phone started ringing.

Cassandra: *Picks it up* Hello?
Addie: *Still having sex* Hey, Cassandra, it's me.
Cassandra: Where are you?
Addie: My place. Something, came, up!
Man: No shit.
Cassandra: When will Du come over?
Addie: That's a good Frage to ask someone else, minus the last word.
Cassandra: Alright, well, send me a text when you're on your way.
Addie: Okay. *Hangs up*
Man: Something important?
Addie: It can wait until after we finish.
Man: Sure thing.

Ten Minuten later.

Addie: *Sends the text to Cassandra* Okay, time to drive over to her house. *Unlocks her car, and gets inside*

 Addie's car
Addie's car


With the key in her hand, Addie placed it into the ignition, but it wouldn't start, which made Addie horny.

Addie: *Grabs a dildo, and masturbates to her car not starting* Oh! *Turns the key again, and continues masturbating as her car won't start* Give it to me! Give it to me!!

Back to Fat Pat

Fat Pat: *Walking with Shirtless Shane, Fred, and Bruce*
Fred: Where do we go?
Fat Pat: Be patient, we'll find someone. *Looks at Cassandra's house, and looks at the six girls inside* Bingo.
Cassandra: *Playing monopoly with the others*
Eula: *Farts as she rolls the dice*
Fat Pat: *Knocks down the door* You're coming with us!
Girls: *Screaming*
Fat Pat: *Grabs Stephanie, and Cassandra* Get the others!
Shirtless Shane: *Grabs Eula*
Fred: *Grabs Stacey, and Kat*
Bruce: *Grabs Marisa*

Everyone except Stephanie was getting turned on Von this.

Fat Pat: Du six will be sold out of Animeland to another country as sex slaves.
Stephanie: Oh no!
Stacey: Don't say that, this is a good thing.
Marisa: We get to have sex with lots of men for the rest of our lives.
Stephanie: But they'll abuse us, and treat us poorly.
Cassandra: It's an Anime Stephanie. Being a sex slave is like being a god.
Stephanie: *Sweating* What?!
Fat Pat: Let's take them back to our house.

Back at Addie's house, her car was still having trouble starting.

Addie: *Masturbates as her car won't start* Almost there! *Turns the key, and masturbates. The engine roars to life as she cums* Never starts unless I squirt. *Drives to Cassandra's*

When she got to Cassandra's she looked around and saw that it was empty.

Addie: Where is everyone? *Thinking* Ah, who cares? I'm just gonna go to Fat Pat's and get laid.

At Fat Pat's

Stephanie: *Completely naked, and chained to a wall*
Men: *Staring at Stephanie's body*
Man 1: Her breasts aren't the biggest, but they're still nice.
Stephanie: Please leave me alone. *Begins to cry* I don't deserve this abuse.
Man 2: Shut up. *Puts his dick into Stephanie's pussy*
Stephanie: AH!! *Begins to blush as she is raped* I hate being in anime!
Fat Pat: *Talking to other men* Are Du satisfied with what we have?
Man 43: Once my two men are finished with Stephanie, we'll buy them all.
Fat Pat: Splendid.
Addie: *Walks in* Fat Pat, I need seven guys to fuck me at the same time!
Man 43: *Looks at Addie, and falls in love* On Sekunde thought, Abbrechen our order. We'll pay Du double for half an Stunde with that girl over there.
Fat Pat: *Has money signs in his eyes*

Later that night at Cassandra's

Stephanie: Thanks for saving us Addie.
Marisa: I wanted to be a sex slave!!
Stacey: We all did Marisa.
Addie: Sex slave? What are Du talking about?
Kat: It's a long story.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have Du in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 17, 2017

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let Du know what'll happen in the Weiter episode.
Fat Pat: Weiter up in Blowjob!
Shirtless Shane: The girls meet up with a bunch of men, and have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjobs. This will be fun.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see
During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy Stunde for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun feuer was a good Tag in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: Du watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are Du anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do Du say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: Du had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours Vor
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask Du a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need Du to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are Du the new feuer mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, Du must be my new feuer mare....
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Wind: Okay, I know Du guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until Du tell us why it took a whole fucking Monat to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job Du need to do, so bye
Link: A job, Du think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Link: So, what's the Weiter place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: Du had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need Du to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho Von taking pictures...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One Stunde later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told Du not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the Farben of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: Du mean your going out to compete in a deadly game Zeigen killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if Du get first place, Du will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ Du really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't Du know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give Du the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer Weltraum stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to Zeigen a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were Du guys expecting. With that I will see Du all Weiter time
 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are Du done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this Du are saying
Joe:...
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Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA oder Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one Mehr Jojo related list. And what better Liste to make than a Liste of my Favorit Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I Liebe and what makes them so great, as well as a...
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Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock Videos get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish Videos aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...
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Some shows featured in this Artikel maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our Fans squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with regenbogen Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of regenbogen Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as wolke Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasy 7. And if Du know me, you'd know that Final Fantasy 7 is one of my Favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with wolke mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about wolke looking...
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So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published Von Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed Von The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...
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So about a Jahr ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video Von Matt McMuscles on Youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog straße is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a Jahr later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the Schreiben of GTA Mehr than the Schreiben of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness Du get from the franchise, I was Mehr fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, Du play as a member of the fallen Third straße Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much Mehr powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...
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So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack Von everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble oder peasant Dwarf oder a peasant oder tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, Du end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...
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