Some shows in tonight's segment of the S.S.S.S maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Sean: *Stops at a station* Ha. I knew we'd here this song again.
Emily: *Speeds Von with her passenger train*
Tom: *Throwing rocks at a switch*
Snowflake: Why are Du doing that?
Tom: No idea. *Hits the switch*

The song began to slow down. Set the speed to 0.5

Tom: Oh, so that's what it does.
Mily: It sounds better at this speed.
Sean: I kinda agree.
Pete: May I Mitmachen Du guys? I'm Pete Reimer from Ponies On The Rails, and I'm hosting tonight. We got a good schedule for Du down below.

8:00

Ponies On The Rails - Back2Back

8:30

Trainz - Back2Back

Pete: Watch my railroad in action with two episodes in a row.
Sean: Your railroad?
Mily: Du only control a portion of the whole railroad.
Pete: At least I control something. The same can't be sagte for Du two. Now let's start the show.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Sekunde

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty five dollars. Metal Gloss had eight dollars.

Pete: Ok everypony, the work Tag is going to start soon, let's make this round our last.
Hawkeye: Very well. Whoever is the dealer, give me four cards.
Jeff: You've got an ace, right?
Hawkeye: *Shows ace* Here, and accounted for.
Jeff: Ok. Coffee Creme, what about you?
Coffee Creme: Just two.
Jeff: Percy?
Percy: Three please.
Jeff: Alright, I will take one card. What about Du Gordon?
Gordon: I don't want any.
Jeff: Metal Gloss, how many cards would Du like?
Metal Gloss: I think one would be nice.
Jeff: Alright. Last, but not least our boss.
Pete: Only three cards, Jeffery.
Jeff: Ok, *Gives cards to ponies*

When the cards were received, the betting began.

Hawkeye: I'll go for two dollars.
Coffee Creme: Going in.
Percy: I'll raise it a quarter.
Jeff: *Puts in money*
Gordon: All in *Puts all his money in pot*
Hawkeye: Du must be joking.
Gordon: I never joke around. With Celestia as my witness, I will win this round.
Metal Gloss: Anything Du say Gordon. *goes all in*
Pete: *Goes all in*

Soon, eighty five dollars were in the pot.

Hawkeye: Alrighty then. *Shows cards* Five kings.
Percy: How did Du get five kings?
Hawkeye: I don't know, Jeff was dealing not me.
Coffee Creme: Four of a kind, aces.
Percy: Aw man I have only three of a kind.
Jeff: Alas, so do I.
Gordon: Royal flush.
Hawkeye: Well, there's no point in seeing what everyone else has, Gordon wins.
Everypony except Hawkeye, and Gordon: Aww!
Gordon: *Takes eighty five dollars* Haha! Could today get any better?
Pete: No, but tomorrow will.
Hawkeye: What makes Du say that?
Pete: Tomorrow, a film company is going to come here, and make a railway safety video.
Percy: Awesome. Me, and Jeff will Zeigen everypony what we can do when it comes to fixing track.
Pete: Du all gotta Zeigen what Du can do. This is very serious. So no slacking off, especially Du Gordon.
Gordon: *Sticks out tongue*
Pete: I'm not kidding. One foul up, and you're fired.

When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, Du worthless prick.
Worker: *Runs to coupling*
Red Rose: This is going to count as a foul up.
Gordon: Du know what, if Du think I can't do this, why don't Du do it?
Red Rose: Fine, at least I won't mess up like you.
Gordon: *stops engine*

the chemical car was moving too much, and soon exploded, hurting Red Rose, and the other worker trying to uncouple it.

Later at Pete's office

Pete: Who's fault was it?
Gordon: Red Rose.
Pete: Why?
Gordon: She told me to stop very quickly which caused the chemical car to explode.
Pete: I see. Red Rose, your side of the story.
Red Rose: Gordon was going too fast, and I told him to slow down, but he called me a worthless prick.
Gordon: I was only going ten miles an hour.
Pete: That's not too fast at all. Red Rose, you're fired.
Red Rose: Du can't feuer me, I quit! I'm going to work for the Southern Pacific. *Leaves*
Pete: Well, that sure was interesting.
Gordon: Yes it was.
Percy: *runs in* Sir, we've got bad news.
Pete: What happened this time?
Percy: Somepony crashed into Metal Gloss' train, and Honey Bee is dead.
Pete: Oooh. Gordon, you're a unicorn. Can Du teleport us to the crash?
Gordon: I don't know where it is, so I can't teleport there.
Percy: It's in Council Bluffs.
Gordon: Alright, *teleports to Council Bluffs*

The ponies that ran into Metal Gloss' train wisely skipped town.

Pete: How are Du holding up there?
Metal Gloss: Good.
Pete: What happened?
Metal Gloss: We stopped at a red signal, then all of a sudden, this train comes ramming us from the front.
Pete: Whoever crashed into your train must not have wanted to deal with the consequences. Tomorrow is the Tag that the film company starts filming that safety video. We gotta stop with the crashes here.
Gordon: What if that's what they want us to do?
Pete: Then let's just pray that nopony gets hurt.

The Weiter day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand Von the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: Du got it, but may I ask Du a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't Du be able to hear the train come in?
Jordan: Yeah, but I want to take very special precautions in making this film. I want to make it the best Railway Safety Film anypony has ever watched.
Pete: And when you're filming on this railway, it will be the best Railway Safety Film anypony can ever watch.
Jordan: Good to know.

Two Minuten passed, and Pete saw the passenger train coming.

Pete: Get ready, the train will be here soon.
Jordan: Those cameras are rolling, right.
Camerapony: *Filming* Yes.
Jordan: Good.
Orion: *Getting towards platform*
Jordan: *Waiting for train*
Camerapony: *Continues filming*
Orion: *slows train down*
Jordan: *Very happy*
Camerapony: *Filming train*
Orion: *stops train*
Passengers: *Walk out of train*
Jordan: Ok, we got enough film. Good work.
Camerapony: Alright. *Packing things up*
Pete: Where would Du like to go next?
Jordan: Oh, we're finished.
Pete: What?
Jordan: Yeah, Du provided us with a very perfect intro. Now we're going into Portland Oregon to film the rest of the video, but don't worry. We'll still be filming your trains. *Leaves*
Camerapony: *Follows*
Pete: *Walks to bench* Fucking liars.
Orion: What's the matter sir?
Pete: The film crew arrived, and only wanted to film Du arriving with a passenger train.
Orion: Am I going to be famous?! *Hovering in air*
Pete: Yeah, sure whatever.
Orion: Don't be like that Pete. Look, I know Du wanted that filming guy, oder whatever his name was to film an entire video around here, but look on the bright side. Being in the beginning of a video is better then not being in one at all.
Pete: Du know what? You're right. When that video gets released in theatres, I'm going to invite all of Du guys.
Orion: Even Gordon?
Pete: Maybe not him. He'd get kreuz about not being in the video.
Orion: He gets kreuz about everything. What does being kreuz mean anyway?
Pete: It's a British saying, for pissed off.
Orion: *Laughing*
Pete: *Laughs too*

Later with Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme at the station

Hawkeye: All that extra work for nothing?
Pete: Yeah, pretty much.
Hawkeye: *sighs* What do Du think about this Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: I say, let's buy Pete a drink.
Pete: I thought Du didn't drink Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: I don't, but I want to get Du a drink anyway.
Hawkeye: We, want to get Du a drink.
Pete: That's very nice of you. A drink, for the both of us then.
Hawkeye: I'll drink to that.

The End

On The Weiter Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 2 finale

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy Tag in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't Du work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive.
Pete: What's wrong with it?
Gordon: Everything. It's a steam engine. I want a diesel engine!
Pete: Gordon, I'm working on that, but unless Du want Hawkeye to bother you, I suggest Du be patient.
Gordon: Fuck patience. I want to drive a diesel!
Pete: *Sighs* Du never listen. *walks away*
Gordon: *Climbs in locomotive*
Pete: *About to enter station*
Gordon: *Blows whistle twice*
Pete: *Turns around* Oh, now Du decide to do your work!
Gordon: *drives out of station* Hahahaha! I Liebe pissing off my boss. *Notices the cab* Aw, I left the fireman behind. Whatever, this engine burns oil anyway, so whatever. *drives faster*

Meanwhile in the station

Pete: *On telephone*
Operator: Operator, how may I help you?
Pete: Yes, this is Pete Reimer, controller of the Union Pacific. May I please speak to somepony in the Southern Pacific?
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call* Du are connected to Michael Wolf, controller of the Southern Pacific.
Michael: Hello?
Pete: Michael, this is Pete Reimer.
Michael: Oh, Hey Peter. What's up?
Pete: I need your help.
Michael: What's up?
Pete: Do Du remember Gordon Suite?
Michael: Is he that orange unicorn that keeps giving Du problems?
Pete: Yes. Today, he just lied to me about not wanting to do his work.
Michael: I'm sorry to hear that. What would Du like me to do?
Pete: I was wondering if we could swap workers for a day.
Michael: Hmmm. Let me check my list. *Checking Liste of workers*
Pete: *Checking clock*
Michael: I've only got one pony that wants to change jobs for an entire day.
Pete: Oh yeah? What's his name?
Michael: Stylo.
Pete: Alright. Get Stylo here to Cheyenne quickly. I'll send Gordon to one of your train stations in Los Pegasus.
Michael: Sounds good Peter. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Hangs up* I didn't think this would get so easy.

At the station in Los Pegasus, Michael got ready to take Stylo to Cheyenne.

Stylo: Where are we going?
Michael: I am taking Du to Cheyenne. Another worker wants to switch jobs with you, and see what it's like on our railroad. Du must impress the Union Pacific's boss for me. Zeigen them what a typical Southern Pacific worker is capable of.
Stylo: Du got it. With all that training Du gave me, I'll do my best.
Michael: That's just what I want to hear. Let's get going. *drives to Cheyenne*

It was a long way to go from Los Pegasus to Cheyenne, but Von the time they got there, Gordon was ready.

Pete: Now, please don't try to cause any trouble during your visit.
Gordon: Du got it.
Michael: *Arrives*
Stylo: *Jumps onto platform from train*
Pete: Whoa. We got ourselves a little daredevil over here!
Stylo: *Laughes* I am a pegasus Mr. Reimer.
Pete: Please, just call me Pete. Everypony calls me that.
Stylo: Alrighty then Pete. What would Du like me to do first?
Pete: I would like Du to work with Metal Gloss, and get a freight train into St. Foalis.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* Hi, I'm Metal Gloss.
Stylo: Nice to meet you.
Gordon: *Enters Michael's train*
Michael: Hello Gordon, I'm Michael.
Gordon: Yeah, great to meet you. Let's get out of this hell hole.
Michael: Hell hole? Are Du kidding me? You're lucky to be working on the Union Pacific.
Gordon: Let's just get out of here.
Michael: Ok, if Du say so. *Leaves station*
Metal Gloss: *Enters freight train*
Stylo: *Enters engine* Ok, so what am I doing?
Metal Gloss: You'll be my fireman.
Stylo: If Du insist. *grabs shovel, and puts coal in firebox*
Metal Gloss: What's it like on the Southern Pacific?
Stylo: It's good. Work conditions are great, and my boss plans to have the entire line dieselized Von 1958.
Metal Gloss: Oh. I'm sorry to hear that. Our railway will most likely be dieselized in 1959.
Stylo: Don't get me wrong, I like steam engines, it's just that operating a diesel is much better. Du don't need to waste half a Tag with a feuer just to get the locomotive going.
Metal Gloss: It only takes half a Tag if Du work slow. I Liebe steam engines, and I'm glad to be driving this one.
Stylo: Alright. The signal should turn green soon.

Stylo was right. The signal turned green, and they were off.

Gordon was taken to Los Pegasus.

Michael: So, what kind of locomotives can Du drive?
Gordon: Nothing.
Michael: Don't say that, there's gotta be something you're good at.
Gordon: Diesel. I'll only drive diesels, and that's that.
Michael: Then Du can switch passenger cars in the station.
Gordon: Switching?! I wanted to take a train somewhere very far!
Michael: *Covering ears* First off, Du talk too loud. Second, if Du want to work on this railroad with a diesel, Du need to switch cars in the station.
Gordon: Do Du only have diesel switchers?
Michael: Yes.
Gordon: Why did I come here? *Goes to work*
Michael: *A little worried*
Gordon: *Goes to switcher*
Colt: Hey look. It's a fat pony.
Gordon: Shut up.
Colt: I don't have too! *Sticks out tongue*
Gordon: *Walks away* Kids these days. They don't know any better.

Michael was on the phone in his office talking to Pete

Pete: How is everything going?
Michael: Not too bad so far. We got in a little bit of an argument, but I straightened everything out.
Pete: Good. Now Du can bring him to Cheyenne tomorrow, just like Du did with Stylo.
Michael: Ok.

Back in the yards, Gordon was driving his locomotive too fast.

Gordon: *Nearly derails passenger cars*
Passengers: Ah! Those cars nearly left the tracks.
Gordon: *Stops too quickly*

Everything in the passenger cars was airborne for a little while, and then they fell to the ground, and broke.

Passengers: *Entering train*
Gordon: *Uncouples locomotive from train*
Passengers: *sees debris* What is this?! Why are there broken plates in this car?
Gordon: Did I do that? *Gets back in locomotive, and drives away*
Michael: *Arrives at station* I think it's time to check on how Gordon's doing.
Passenger: Excuse me, there's broken plates all over the floor in every passenger car.
Michael: How is that possible?
Passenger: I think it had something to do with the switcher.
Michael: I'll speak to him right away.
Gordon: *Waiting in siding*
Michael: *Arrives* Were Du switching a passenger train too fast?
Gordon: I wouldn't say too fast, but-
Michael: I don't like being lied to.
Gordon: I didn't know I was going too fast.

Weiter day, it was time for Gordon to go back. When he returned to Cheyenne, Stylo was there waiting.

Pete: How was it?
Michael: Bad. Gordon kept lying to me. One time, he just beat up a pony for being Japanese.
Gordon: I thought he was a North Korean.
Pete: You're so pathetic.
Gordon: Hey, I'd like to see Du do some work for a change. Du never drive any trains at all.
Pete: I'm too busy with paperwork.
Michael: Anyway, how did things with Stylo go?
Pete: Great. Stylo really liked working here.
Stylo: Actually Pete, I could stay here if Du want.
Michael & Pete: What?
Stylo: Michael, I would like to quit your railroad, and Mitmachen Pete's.
Michael: Ok. *Goes to train*
Gordon: Great. Yet another pony on the rails.
Everyone: *Laughs*

The End

On The Weiter Episode of Ponies On The Rails

It's the season 3 premiere, and it will be published in February.

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Pete: The music's speed hasn't been fixed yet, but that's nothing to worry about. As for the message at the ending, ignore that. We'll be Wird angezeigt the season 3 premiere of Ponies On The Rails way before July. Now it's time for a break, and we'll be back at 8:30.