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Rick: (releases everyone from the train cart) Yo.. What's everyone in there? There's a battle going on..

Everyone groans a bit as they come out.

Rick: (shooting AK47 at off view enemy) GLOOORY!

After nearly 20 Minuten of fighting, the entire group escapes.

While in the forest outside of Terminus, Rick, due to his rare moment of intelligence, proposes they finish off the surviving Terminus residents, which many members of the group disagree with. Suddenly, Carol reveals herself to the group. Rick learns she was the one who caused the explosion which led to their escape. She leads the group to the kabine where she, Tyreese and Judith were hiding out, and Rick and Carl are happily reunited with Judith. The group moves away from Terminus, and Rick scratches out a Terminus sign, changing the wording to "No Sanctuary".
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“Can Du lose your virginity if Du fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what Du learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But Von that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel oder a crying smiley face”
Oh Du innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can Du actually lose weight Von rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I Liebe horror movies. Their easily my Favorit genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the Filme that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror Filme I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only Filme that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, oder Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm straße - Now, before Du all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm straße was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a Creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Du all for the stupidest thing Du will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Du know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by Windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, Du LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, Bewegen OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed Von zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't Du die on me, Du little bitch. Get up. I sagte get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: Du FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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If Du ever wanted to see how stupid me and my brother are, look no further than the time when we bought two fucking BB guns, and started Schauspielen like badasses because of it. We were twelve at the time, so what do Du expect. We did everything we could with these things. We shot soda cans, we swung them in our hands, we even held them sideways, thinking we’d look Mehr awesome, oder at the very least, less idiotic. So, what we decided to do was try and put on vests and shoot each other. Yes, we were THAT fucking stupid. We actually thought it would be a fun idea to shoot each other. I have no...
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Hello, and today, we will be talking about the meme known as Doge. So, let us take a look at the history of the Doge
Now, unlike most memes, we can't just look for the picture of Doge. We also need to find out where the word, Doge, came from. Now, the word Doge came from the Zeigen Biz Cas Fri 1, when one of the characters misspelled dog Von saying D-O-G-E. So, now that we know where the word came from, lets find the picture. A Japanese kindergarden teacher gepostet pictures of there dog on there blog page. However, one picture ended up Wird angezeigt the dog making an odd face. Now, we know about the word,...
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Hello, everyone. Todays Liste is about the games that got my hopes up just to piss me off. Now, these are games that I have to had loved the first games oder the trailer and box art had to look super cool only to just piss me off while playing it. So, here we go

10: Spongebob Squarepants and the Legend of the Lost spatel, spachtel - Now, I had played other Spongebob games before like Battle for Bikini Bottom, The spongbob Movie game, and Lights, Camera, Pants. They were all wonderful games, so when I saw this game, I was excited... But when I played it, it was beyond awful. This game has a dumb story that...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
 Nick's Revolvers
Nick's Revolvers
(Cody parks car in front of bank)
Cody: Okay, can we not screw this up this time
Nick: Well, duh. Why else do Du think I brought this Home made pipe bomb. I'm not going to pistol whip the SWAT Team this time
Cody: (Sigh) Du better not fuck this up (Puts on mask)
Nick: Du worry to much, Cody (Puts on mask)
Cody: Okay, lets go (Gets out of car)
Nick: (Follows) Trust me, just follow my lead and this will go fine (Walks into bank) Alright. (Fire gun at ceiling) This is a goddamn robbery
Cody: (Runs in) Surprise, motherfu- (Slips and falls on floor) Ow
Nick: What the fuck, Cody
Cody: I thought I would...
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Back when we were living at my grandma’s house, my brother was quite the troublemaker. He was always going out late, he was always arguing with our mother, and he was always breaking all the rules. So much in fact, that he did something worth a spot on Wind’s Story Time, so I hope Du all won’t mind that we will be talking about what happened to my brother rather than what happened to me… But I witnessed it, so that’s something. Anyway, my brother had just walked in from school, and, on the bus, he told me how he was going to hang out at his friend's house for the night. When we got...
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~Story~

In the medieval Jahr of 1043 A.D., there was a terrible curse on the Kingdom of Brador. The evil demon lord, Irons, has placed a deadly curse on the kingdom, that would soon kill everyone in the kingdom, allowing him to take over the kingdom for centuries. However, the hero, Sidus, and his companion, Rays, travelled to Irons’s fortress in order to defeat him. Once they had arrived, Irons was there waiting to challenge Sidus to a duel. They both fought, ending with Irons being defeated. In an attempt to trick Sidus, he offered to give Sidus a place at his side, so that he would not...
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posted by Canada24
I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's Mehr of it. Same roles...



While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think Du have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are Du tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...
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It was a beauitful Tag in Bikini Bottom, and everyone's Favorit dimwitted Starfish was doing what he always dose.. Sleeping almost ALL hours of the day.

Inside his rock house, laying on a bett 'liturary' made of sand, Patrick was cuddled up with a teddy bear, and for whatever reason, sucking his thumb.

Suddenly there was a knock on his door, carzing him to wake up.

Patrick opened up his rock to see a mailman.

"Hello" Patrick greeted, as friendly as could sound.

"letter for mister Starfish" the mailman said, holding a mailcard.

"What Starfish?" Patrick asked, looking around as if looking for someone....
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A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because Von the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If Du die oder fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice sagte as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What Du do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first schlagen, punsch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..
Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that Du want to see Mehr of these characters. And so, today, I am going to Liste my oben, nach oben ten- no- oben, nach oben Fifteen of my Favorit video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven oder Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately Von either an Angel – Jäger der Finsternis oder a demon, and that it is also Home to the Seven...
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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Merida - Legende der Highlands while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, Du can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell Du all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, oder Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

 Boulders
Boulders


#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has Mehr on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released Von someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they sagte my name again. Man, I am real beliebt today.
Rebecca:...
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Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but Mehr of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...
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Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of oder not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This Fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written Von a first grader. In fact, I should just Zeigen you...
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