~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do Du like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the Tag before that, and the Tag before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. Du have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular
~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?
~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL Du JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world goes black)
Wind: Aaaaand the texture just dropped. Fucking perfect
~Bioware~
Bioware: Hey, man, would Du mind hearing my story
Wind: Sure
Bioware: Okay then (Ahem) Once upon a time…… So, what do Du think
Wind: That’s it
Bioware: That’s it
Wind: ……….
~Blizzard~
Activision: (On phone) I can’t talk right now (Grunts) I’m a little busy (Grunts) Bye (Hangs up, then gives a sudden moan)
Blizzard: (Comes out from under the table) So, how was that
Activision: That was good
~Bungie~
Bungie: ………….
~Capcom~
Capcom: (Counts money) Thank you, all Du idiotic, gullible, suckers for your cash. I never knew just making a game that is all based on DLC would be perfect to sell. How could Du all be so stupid. Oh well, it makes us money
~EA~
EA: (Sits in large chair) I AM IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA!!!
~Game Freak~
Game Freak: Hey, check out these cute little Tiere I just got (Holds up two puppies)
Wind: Aww, they’re so cu-
Game Freak: Yeah, I just trained them to fight to the death so I can earn money
Wind: Wait, what
Game Freak: I’ll call this one Pikachu and this one Charmander and they will be my little money makers
Wind: No, seriously, what the fuck
Game Freak: Come on, guys. Lets go tear out a dog’s throat for cash
~Microsoft~
Microsoft: (Having money rain down on him) Man, it’s pouring today. Isn’t it great Rare
Rare: (Looks at their latest game) All I do now is make shitty Kinect games. I used to make the greatest and most revolutionary platformers… What happened to my life
~Nintendo~
Wind: Oh, which do I choose (Looks at Xbox One and PS4)
Nintendo: (Appears) Stop right there, kid. I’m original
Wind: Really
Nintendo: Trust me. Just look at this (Holds up Wii U)
Wind: Wow. It is a console that doesn’t look exactly the fucking same and it doesn’t share 95% of the bibliothek of the other console
Nintendo: Yep, we’re just cool like that
~Rare~
Rare: (Tries sneaking out window)
Microsoft: (Comes in, holding a hatchet) Oh, Rare. I hope you’re not planning on sneaking back to Nintendo
Rare: (Scared) Oh, of course not, master
Microsoft: (Pats Rare’s head) That’s a good little slave. Now, get back to making Kinect games that no one will buy
~Rockstar~
People: (Bowing in front of Rockstar) All hail Jesus
~Sega~
Sega: (Gets picked on Von bullies) Hey, come on. Stop picking on me. I can be cool too. See? (Holds up Sonic Lost World)
Bullies: …..
Sega: Eh… Eh?
(5 Sekunden Later)
Sega: (Getting beaten up Von bullies)
~Sony~
Sony: We makes Playstations
Wind: Huh, cool-
Sony: We also make DVD players
Wind: Oh, okay-
Sony: And we make TV’s
Wind: Well, that’s co-
Sony: And cameras
Wind: Uh-
Sony: And phones, and computers, and CD players, and-
Wind: OH DEAR GOD, WHAT DON’T Du MAKE
~Square Enix~
Square Enix: (Walks up to his dad) Daddy, I made a game
Dad: That’s great, son. What’s it called
Square Enix: Final Fantasy XIII
Dad: …. Son?
Square Enix: Yes dad
Dad: Your adopted… and you’re dead to me… and I’ve been cheating on your mom
Square Enix: …………
Dad: And your game sucks
~Ubisoft~
Ubisoft: (Speaks in a stupid way) I’m a smart boy (Drools)
Wind: (Sarcastic) Of course Du are, Ubisoft
Ubisoft: I can do good things too. See (Points at Assassin’s Creed Unity)
~Valve~
Wind: So, uh… Valve
Valve: If Du ask me about Half-Life 3 again, I swear to god
Wind: WHEN’S HALF-LIFE 3
Valve: (Annoyed sigh)
~Hudson~
Hudson: (Dead)
Activision: Hey, guys. How do Du like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the Tag before that, and the Tag before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. Du have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular
~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?
~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL Du JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world goes black)
Wind: Aaaaand the texture just dropped. Fucking perfect
~Bioware~
Bioware: Hey, man, would Du mind hearing my story
Wind: Sure
Bioware: Okay then (Ahem) Once upon a time…… So, what do Du think
Wind: That’s it
Bioware: That’s it
Wind: ……….
~Blizzard~
Activision: (On phone) I can’t talk right now (Grunts) I’m a little busy (Grunts) Bye (Hangs up, then gives a sudden moan)
Blizzard: (Comes out from under the table) So, how was that
Activision: That was good
~Bungie~
Bungie: ………….
~Capcom~
Capcom: (Counts money) Thank you, all Du idiotic, gullible, suckers for your cash. I never knew just making a game that is all based on DLC would be perfect to sell. How could Du all be so stupid. Oh well, it makes us money
~EA~
EA: (Sits in large chair) I AM IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA!!!
~Game Freak~
Game Freak: Hey, check out these cute little Tiere I just got (Holds up two puppies)
Wind: Aww, they’re so cu-
Game Freak: Yeah, I just trained them to fight to the death so I can earn money
Wind: Wait, what
Game Freak: I’ll call this one Pikachu and this one Charmander and they will be my little money makers
Wind: No, seriously, what the fuck
Game Freak: Come on, guys. Lets go tear out a dog’s throat for cash
~Microsoft~
Microsoft: (Having money rain down on him) Man, it’s pouring today. Isn’t it great Rare
Rare: (Looks at their latest game) All I do now is make shitty Kinect games. I used to make the greatest and most revolutionary platformers… What happened to my life
~Nintendo~
Wind: Oh, which do I choose (Looks at Xbox One and PS4)
Nintendo: (Appears) Stop right there, kid. I’m original
Wind: Really
Nintendo: Trust me. Just look at this (Holds up Wii U)
Wind: Wow. It is a console that doesn’t look exactly the fucking same and it doesn’t share 95% of the bibliothek of the other console
Nintendo: Yep, we’re just cool like that
~Rare~
Rare: (Tries sneaking out window)
Microsoft: (Comes in, holding a hatchet) Oh, Rare. I hope you’re not planning on sneaking back to Nintendo
Rare: (Scared) Oh, of course not, master
Microsoft: (Pats Rare’s head) That’s a good little slave. Now, get back to making Kinect games that no one will buy
~Rockstar~
People: (Bowing in front of Rockstar) All hail Jesus
~Sega~
Sega: (Gets picked on Von bullies) Hey, come on. Stop picking on me. I can be cool too. See? (Holds up Sonic Lost World)
Bullies: …..
Sega: Eh… Eh?
(5 Sekunden Later)
Sega: (Getting beaten up Von bullies)
~Sony~
Sony: We makes Playstations
Wind: Huh, cool-
Sony: We also make DVD players
Wind: Oh, okay-
Sony: And we make TV’s
Wind: Well, that’s co-
Sony: And cameras
Wind: Uh-
Sony: And phones, and computers, and CD players, and-
Wind: OH DEAR GOD, WHAT DON’T Du MAKE
~Square Enix~
Square Enix: (Walks up to his dad) Daddy, I made a game
Dad: That’s great, son. What’s it called
Square Enix: Final Fantasy XIII
Dad: …. Son?
Square Enix: Yes dad
Dad: Your adopted… and you’re dead to me… and I’ve been cheating on your mom
Square Enix: …………
Dad: And your game sucks
~Ubisoft~
Ubisoft: (Speaks in a stupid way) I’m a smart boy (Drools)
Wind: (Sarcastic) Of course Du are, Ubisoft
Ubisoft: I can do good things too. See (Points at Assassin’s Creed Unity)
~Valve~
Wind: So, uh… Valve
Valve: If Du ask me about Half-Life 3 again, I swear to god
Wind: WHEN’S HALF-LIFE 3
Valve: (Annoyed sigh)
~Hudson~
Hudson: (Dead)
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat Mehr at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat Mehr at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take