Hey Du fucking guys, how the fuck do Du make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this Creepypasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst pelz Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... Du know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad pelz Tag when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different Titel then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears Mehr then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used Mehr then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of Du who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces Von zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if Du have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, Du would be glad to see a Creepypasta that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... Du know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad pelz Tag when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to play this game (3). He then finds it online with a different Titel then usual (4). He then plays the game, and it starts with some creepy visuals (5). Wow, were up to 5. Woopity-fucking-do.
So, anyway, Conker swears Mehr then an immature middle school student. I swear, the word fuck is used Mehr then an Angry Video Game Nerd episode. So, he then kills Birdie.... the Scarecrow.... he's a character in the game, for all of Du who haven't played an N64. Anyway, he kills Birdie in some hyperrealistic blood (6).
After this, Conker then gets ripped to pieces Von zombies, because........ I don't know. After this, Conker then talks to the player (7) And tells him to..... Never be greedy? Well, at least thats original. Thats a plus. And he says not to and he deletes the game and..... That's it...... Okay, I admit, the ending is actually good. Some may disagree, but if Du have read all these shitty cursed game creepypastas, Du would be glad to see a Creepypasta that has an ending where the characters from the game kill the player. Thank god.
Now, this story, yes, it sucks. It really does, but at least the ending did some good.... Wow, how come successful stories can suck at the end but shit like this can be great in the end..... Goddamn irony. Buy, hey, that's only my fucking opinion. What the fuck is Your Take
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where Du dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because Du didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like Du takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my Favorit time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five oben, nach oben tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the Weiter 31 days, I am going to pull out a Zufällig horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this Jahr of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
