Dean Winchester: NO, no. This is a demon oder a spirit, Du know they find people a few fries short of a happy meal and they trick them into killing these randoms.
Dean Winchester: There's tons of stuff on Einhörner to, in fact I've heard they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean Winchester: [on the vibrating bed] Hey. Man, Du gotta try this, I mean there really is magic in the Magic Fingers.
Sam Winchester: Dean, you're enjoying that way too much, it's kind of making me uncomfortable.
Dean Winchester: Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Weihnachten decorations after New Year's, oder Du might get filleted Von a hooker from God.
Sam Winchester: I'm laughing on the inside.
Dean Winchester: [Dean's out of money for the vibrating bed] Did Du bring quarters?
Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the Essen button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are Du talking about? I eat.
Father Reynolds: So you're interested in joining the parish?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, Du know, we just don't feel right unless we hit church every Sunday.
Dean Winchester: So. What makes Du think Du saw an, uh, angel?
Sam Winchester: It just, it appeared before me and I just, this feeling washed over me, Du know? Like, like peace. Like grace.
Dean Winchester: Okay, Ecstasy Boy, maybe we'll get Du some glowsticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat, huh?
Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Du know what? I get it. You've got faith. That's - hey, good for you. I'm sure it makes things easier. I'll tell Du who else had faith like that. Mom. She used to tell me when she tucked me in that Engel were watching over us. In fact, that was the last thing she ever sagte to me.
Sam Winchester: Du never told me that.
Dean Winchester: Well, what's to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power, there's no God. I mean, there's just chaos, and violence, and Zufällig unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and rips Du to shreds. Du want me to believe in this stuff? I'm going to need to see some hard proof. Du got any?
Sam Winchester: [about the supplies for a séance] Dude. I'll admit we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?
Dean Winchester: We'll just put it Spongebob side down.
Father Reynolds: What are Du doing? What is this?
Sam Winchester: Uh, Father, please. I can explain. Um... Actually, maybe I can't. This is a - a séance.
Father Reynolds: A séance? Young man, Du are in the House of God.
Sam Winchester: [Apologetic] It's based on early Christian rites, if that helps any.
Sam Winchester: I don't know, Dean, I just... I wanted to believe, so badly. It's so damn hard to do this, what we do. All alone, Du know? There's so much evil out there in the world, Dean, I feel like I could drown in it. And when I think about my destiny, when I think about how I could end up...
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, don't worry about that, alright? I'm watching out for you.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, I know Du are. But you're just one person, Dean. And I needed to think that there was something else watching too, Du know? Some higher power. Some greater good. And that maybe...
Dean Winchester: Maybe what?
Sam Winchester: Maybe I could be saved.
Dean Winchester: There's tons of stuff on Einhörner to, in fact I've heard they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean Winchester: [on the vibrating bed] Hey. Man, Du gotta try this, I mean there really is magic in the Magic Fingers.
Sam Winchester: Dean, you're enjoying that way too much, it's kind of making me uncomfortable.
Dean Winchester: Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Weihnachten decorations after New Year's, oder Du might get filleted Von a hooker from God.
Sam Winchester: I'm laughing on the inside.
Dean Winchester: [Dean's out of money for the vibrating bed] Did Du bring quarters?
Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the Essen button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are Du talking about? I eat.
Father Reynolds: So you're interested in joining the parish?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, Du know, we just don't feel right unless we hit church every Sunday.
Dean Winchester: So. What makes Du think Du saw an, uh, angel?
Sam Winchester: It just, it appeared before me and I just, this feeling washed over me, Du know? Like, like peace. Like grace.
Dean Winchester: Okay, Ecstasy Boy, maybe we'll get Du some glowsticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat, huh?
Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Du know what? I get it. You've got faith. That's - hey, good for you. I'm sure it makes things easier. I'll tell Du who else had faith like that. Mom. She used to tell me when she tucked me in that Engel were watching over us. In fact, that was the last thing she ever sagte to me.
Sam Winchester: Du never told me that.
Dean Winchester: Well, what's to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power, there's no God. I mean, there's just chaos, and violence, and Zufällig unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and rips Du to shreds. Du want me to believe in this stuff? I'm going to need to see some hard proof. Du got any?
Sam Winchester: [about the supplies for a séance] Dude. I'll admit we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?
Dean Winchester: We'll just put it Spongebob side down.
Father Reynolds: What are Du doing? What is this?
Sam Winchester: Uh, Father, please. I can explain. Um... Actually, maybe I can't. This is a - a séance.
Father Reynolds: A séance? Young man, Du are in the House of God.
Sam Winchester: [Apologetic] It's based on early Christian rites, if that helps any.
Sam Winchester: I don't know, Dean, I just... I wanted to believe, so badly. It's so damn hard to do this, what we do. All alone, Du know? There's so much evil out there in the world, Dean, I feel like I could drown in it. And when I think about my destiny, when I think about how I could end up...
Dean Winchester: Yeah, well, don't worry about that, alright? I'm watching out for you.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, I know Du are. But you're just one person, Dean. And I needed to think that there was something else watching too, Du know? Some higher power. Some greater good. And that maybe...
Dean Winchester: Maybe what?
Sam Winchester: Maybe I could be saved.