Down in the workshop,all the elves are making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in,nearly scared them half to death Had a gewehr in is hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots,he was covered in ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he sagte with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Weihnachten to all,now you're all gonna die!"
Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back,he had cane marks all over his bottom He sagte that it was from when the warden whacked so hard
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Once there was this girl who swore that one Tag she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it,she saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to club her in the knee cap
Du know what's hilarious? Listening to your entire Spotify bibliothek on shuffle and forgetting that you've got some Weird Al in the mix. (Or, Mehr specifically, being suddenly reminded that you've got some Weird Al in the mix!)
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