1. If Du face in a certain direction so that there are a lot of people, objects, shiny surfaces, and/or Du can see really far, time may slow down and your vision will become choppy.
2. Sometimes if Du go somewhere you’re “not supposed to be” Du may fall through the ground and find yourself falling through a void, with the world as Du know it rapidly disappearing into the distance above.
3. Turtles and mushrooms can kill Du just Von touching Du anywhere other than the bottom of your feet.
4. While on a datum with a girl, just barely brushing a pedestrian with your car accidentally will...
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