Marc: You're not passing. I'm not going to stag, hag.
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer.
Marc: Du can't just ditch, bi-
Amanda: Oh shut up!
Amanda: Who cares about carbs when you're from Queens, right?
Marc: When did catwalk become fatwalk?
Amanda: Keep working- a little Mehr overtime and Du can switch to invisalines.
Amanda: I can bearly leave the house with an out-of-season handbag and Du Zeigen up on a daily basis looking like a yard sale and Du don't care. Its like Du were genetically engineered without the fear gene.
Amanda: Have Du been smoking one of your ponchos?
Amanda: Hi. Are Du the before?
Betty: Huh?
Amanda: Before and after. The photoshoot?
Marc: Du must prove your loyalty to the queen.
Amanda: You?
Marc: Wilhelmina!
Amanda: But its your mother. I'm the Liebe of your life. Remember?
Marc: Du are officallly released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved.
Amanda: Oh look. Its scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes.
Betty: Du keep walking Von Daniel's office saying really loud that Du have big plans tomorrow with this new guy you're seeing.
Amanda: Not anymore. Jerk called me an Stunde Vor and says he has to spend the Tag with his wife and kids. I;m like, grow a pair, will you? I am so over men. They all suck.
Hey all. I have a great book -- definitely in the “Ugly Betty” mode -- to recommend. It’s called “The Flawless Skin of Ugly People” (by a guy named Doug Crandell) and it’s fabulous. It’s about the relationship between a misfit of a guy with really bad acne and his extremely overweight girlfriend. Think Jenny Craig ad crossed with ProActiv infomercial, and you’ll get the idea. The best thing, though, is that this is a real Liebe story, really romantic. And a really comforting read for anybody (like me) tired of all the perfect Heroes and heroines in these kind of books. It’s out this week (and in paperback, which is good), and definitely worth buying.
