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For the record: I did not write this, I Liebe Twilight and I Liebe Edward. I just found this really, really funny.
I think Stephenie Meyer is an amazing author, and this is not meant to be disrespectful to her in any way.
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Duskiness


Edward leaned toward me, his perfect face inches from mine. His sweet, delicious breath ghosted over my face. His golden eyes glowed with love.


“How do Du like it?” he whispered, his velvet voice purring in my ear.


I couldn’t respond, so dazzled was I Von his sparkling skin. He shone like a diamond in the sun, a godlike...

I spied on her – followed her a safe, sicher distance away. She was visiting Charlie. Luck must have been on my side today. No Edward. Nessie was out with Bella and her new friend Jenny. I’m pretty sure Bella knows I’m lurking in the shadows of the forest. She stared long and hard in my direction and then sighed. Nessie glanced every now and then, too, a forlorn look on her face, but Jenny’s non-stop chatter claimed most of her attention.

My herz rebelled when they took their time indoors. X-ray vision did not come with being a wolf. I wish it did. I couldn’t go near the house and take a...

Here we go, Weiter part. Hope people enjoy :)

RECAP:

I stopped and leaned against a baum wondering what Aaron could be up to, had he gone and gotten himself Lost oder worse had he found the bear?

I decided that I should head back and look for Aaron, dad would definitely notice that we were both gone and at that point it might be better if we didn't go back.

I was about 10 feet from the rock where we had started when I heard the brush being crushed again off to my north.

I leaned against the rock waiting for Aaron, a cougar oder possibly a eichhörnchen to come out of the woods. It seemed like I sat there...

As soon as Mitchell left I crawled under the blankets on my bed. It created a dark cave around me which I craved now because, in the dark, no one could see my tears. Maybe I should have listened to Edward because now that Mitchell was gone I could see what he was talking about. When I thought about it, Mitchell did confuse me. I was even Mehr confuddled and tongue-tied when he was there. It was just something about him that did that to me but I didn’t know what. Was it smile oder his touch oder his eyes? Maybe it was his eyes. They were an incredible blue colour and I could stare at them all...

First Tag of Classes. Jenny was almost hyperventilating.

“I don’t know what to wear!” She shrieked, still in her rosa bathrobe. I rolled my eyes. I was already dressed in the only pair of jeans my Aunt packed for me. They were artfully faded denim skinny jeans. I groaned when they hugged my legs snugly. I have no choice but to pair them off with the simplest bluse available – an off – shoulder black blouse. Again, having no other alternative, I wore deadly looking black strappy stilettos. I should really hit the mall and buy myself inoffensive jeans, comfy t-shirts and sneakers.
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Blood Lust
by: BuffyFaithfan1
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"...6 billions people! 6 billion souls! And sometimes, all Du need is one!"-Peyton Sawyer from OneTreeHill...
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I walked out onto the deck after the credits rolled. Edward went to put the movie away and as I stared into the depths of the blue...

Edward’s POV. I wrote this because bitten_byedward asked me to and also because I think Du guys want to know what Edward was thinking when he left. It’s basically just a rambling of what Edward’s thinking. Incoherent thought and nonsensical rambling. Nothing amazing.



I gripped the steering wheel tightly with one hand and with the other I pinched the bridge of my nose. How could she take his side? A guy she’s barely met twice and she’s choosing him over me! I wanted to go back there and rip his throat out but I contained my anger. I would only upset Kayla if I killed Mitchell. But...

The rest of the weekend was filled with revision. Edward was constantly at my side trying to cram as much knowledge as he could into my brain. The only time I wasn’t being drilled on the names of the Bones in the body and analysis of poems was when I was in the bathroom, eating oder sleeping. Charlie was glad that Edward kept me busy. I thought that this was because Edward was helping me to revise but I was sure there was another reason. If only that idiotic barrier would just go away. And then I had an idea. If Charlie could block his mind from me, maybe I could block my mind from Edward....

I've spent a few days trying to figure out where I wanted this to go, I hope this works.

"I agree Alice, just remember that this can not change who Du are now, unless Du allow it. Call if Du need us." Carlisle sagte as he touched my head and walked out the door.

"I'm scared Jazz." I whispered as I leaned my head on his shoulder.

"We will do this together love, unless Du want to be alone." He sagte as he gave me options that he knew I would not take.

"Please stay." I sagte as I took the book in my hands and opened the journal.

The first entry was short, but what was strange about it, was that...