Kristen @ Sundance - 'Adventureland' premiere

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, Du can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if Du ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can Bewegen here for all we care."
"If Du two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send Du both back to Sunnydale."...

yea i made the Titel to be something a little less opinionated, and Mehr open to other peoples opinon. so if Du agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! Du have got a serious problem, and Du are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...