posted by Hellohoudini
posted by JBDisneyDemi
10.: Tell him only to address Du in a cute English accent.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy oder McDreamy.
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
posted by Hellohoudini
The “Twilight” sourpuss looked much less awkward than usual in a stunning strapless midnight blue Monique Lhuillier gown. Kristen topped off her look with a classy diamond bracelet Von H. Stern.
The Best Supporting Actress nominee originally selected a blue dress for her Oscars debut, but had a change of herz and opted to wear an Elie Saab Couture off-the-shoulder blush kleid instead. Liebe the dress, but we’re not too sure about the chunky shoes!
The “Twilight” heartthrob popped his signature lopsided pose in a Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
posted by NewMoonG
Nightmares no Dreams, things I see,
one of them is you,
because we're teilt, split in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
Du don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no Mehr air,
I still don't see Du anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought Du still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.
posted by myau
10: Set him up with one of the Cullen’s…
…doesn’t matter which gender that Cullen is.
9: Tell him Bella is gay.
8: Tell Alice he is in Liebe with her… leave Alice to the rest.
7: Force him to listen to a 4 oder Mehr Stunde speech about how hot Edward is.
6: “Accidently” sign him up for ballet classes…
…and invite Edward and Bella to come watch him perform.
5: Get Edward to take him to a dog obedience course.
4: Paint his motor cycle pink…
…tell him Edward did it
…let Edward have a little fun with mutt boy
3: Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
2: Dress up as an animal control officer and chase him around.
1: Buy him a cat. Name it Edward.