Twilight

I found this hilarious Liste on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate Du and I don't Liebe Du any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could Du cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in Liebe with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) Du know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever Du wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a Requisiten coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her Wird angezeigt everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her...

here is my twilight Fantasy life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if Du are doing something important, Du should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if Du get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! Kommentar PLEAZ!

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