Behind New Moon

“You and Billy gossip like old women.” -Bella, Eclipse.

“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse

"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse

"Next time Du want to hit me, use a baseball bat oder a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse

"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight

"Did Du seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse

"How strongly opposed are Du to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon

"Oh! I get it! Du Liebe me!"
-Bella,...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - epilogue - AN OCCASION


Edward helped me into his car, being very careful of the wisps of silk and chiffon, the Blumen he'd just pinned into my elaborately styled curls, and my bulky walking cast. He ignored the angry set of my mouth.
When he had me settled, he got in the driver's sitz and headed back out the long, narrow drive.
"At what point exactly are Du going to tell me what's going on?" I asked grumpily. I really hated surprises. And he knew that.
"I'm shocked that Du haven't figured it out yet." He threw a mocking smile in my direction, and my breath...