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posted by _madz_
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Hey guys, sorry this took so long but i had a mega homework load, plus like four tests in one week...year 12 sucks. i also had to work the entire weekend, so i didn't have much Schreiben time. (i work at paper squared, largest scrapbooking Shop in Australia, check it out....yeah, i'm shameless lol)hope Du like anyway :P


His thoughts abruptly changed direction, moving onto thoughts of Alice that I would rather not see.
The teacher chose that moment to enter the room, quieting everyone.
I tried to tune out Jasper and went back to watching Bella through the minds of others.

Bella’s POV:
Would this...
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posted by kiwi12
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part 22

Leah called that afternoon. She sagte she was babysitting Claire and wanted me to come hang out with them. She was watching Claire until ten and Claire would be in bett at eight. It sounded nice. In a weird way. I figured I was as safe, sicher there as I was with the vampires. As I was wondering how to go about obtaining the Cullens' permission, Alice skipped in. She looked curious "Your future just disappeared" She sagte matter-of-factly. Edward was passing Von the hall and paused. Bella wasn't near, so he had full access to my mind. "You don't have to ask permission. Du are our guest. Just let...
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posted by whatupiloveyou
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3 months, 2 days, 11 hours, 49 minutes, 17 seconds. That is how long I have been away from my ... Not mine anymore, Bella. She looked so sad when I left her in the forest.
Edward, I mentally screamed, stop thinking about her. She is better without you!
It's about 10 pm. I wish I was human so I could sleep away the pain. Up in the sky a shooting star, I used to think those were Earth's little miracles, that was until Blla came into my life. She was my miracle, I knew it was stupid but I closed my eyes and whispered, "I wish I could do the right thing with Bella."
That was stupid, I scolded...
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1:please dont tell everybody that they are vamoire... if Du do , Du wont survive sor long....
2:dont ask alice stupid questions,she wont like it.....
3:only challenge emmet to an arm wrestling match is yuor a vampire oder completely stupid and want to break yuor hand, but then of-urse carlisle will treat Du and thats almost worth the pain...
4:DO NOT tell the volturi that nessie actualy is an immortal child, they just changed the kid every now and then so it looked like the original kid is growing..
1.Gone to Italy and ran around in a red cape yelling I know where the Vampire are!!

2.Gone to Walmart to just stare at the twilight stuff.

3.Enrolled yourself at Forks high school then ask to be in the same class as Edward Cullen.

4.Gone to the hospital and asked for Dr.Fangs(Carlisle)

5.Wrecked your car so Du could get Rosalie to fix it.

6.Gone to a loony bin and asked to see Alice Cullen

7. bought a baby teether for Jasper so he woundn't bite Bella.

8.Cut yourself in front of Jasper for the fun of it.

9.Gone to the hospital and pretended to be dead so Carlisle would change Du into a vampire.

10.signed Paul up for anger management classes.
*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK


The Minuten passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...
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Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly oder unbelievable.

"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. Du know what I mean?"

Stewart sagte she had to find an emotional Weltraum that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' Du know what I mean? So I don't know how Du do that. Du try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
posted by emmett
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*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. Du know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha...
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sagte Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” Von The Police. When she asks why the hell Du did it, say that she reminds Du of Roxanne.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a Weltraum heater.

8. Tell him that Hunde make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim Du have imprinted. Say Du Liebe him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address Du in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have Mehr fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Liebe thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the schreibtisch in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy oder McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
posted by emmett
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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when Du want to have them, what genders Du want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher oder pedophile.

5. Take a chunk...
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posted by emmett
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Charlie schwan

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob oder Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa spitze and Blumen the call the station requesting to speak with Chief schwan Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...
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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
these are things emmett cullen should never do no offense to emmett Fans
1. dress as Glöckchen and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rosa is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. oder drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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posted by Andressa_Weld
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*This clothes are ridiculous
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that Du are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her Favorit daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a besen
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw Du he thought that Du were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it