Chapter Nine:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
After Carlos left we ‘partied’! And yeah, our parties are pretty lame.
We spent four hours just trying to figure out why ‘Twenty Bridges’ with Landon Liborion in it and we couldn’t figure out why it was playing, ‘Wizard of Oz’. Labeled wrong. I ended up getting the easy job. Sit around and text Renesmee’s old pen pal from Pennsylvania. Her name was Mallory. She had golden brown hair, blue/green eyes, and wore fake Harry Potter glasses around. She and Renesmee were Friends and we all met whenever Zoë was here. We all became Friends instantly.
‘I Liebe Du 1, a 2, a 3 shoo-be doo, I Liebe 4 that’s more-than I can afford. And I can someday that I’m gonna say the truth…I Liebe Du 5…’
M- Hey, what’s up? How r u?
L- I’m good! NM, just listening to my fam trying 2 figure out how 2 get the DVD player 2 work. :P U?
M- I’m @ Drake’s. He bought me pizza w/ sausage. :] How’s Seth?
Before Du ask who erpel, drake is: He’s her boyfriend.
L- He’s fine. OMG, I have something 2 tell u!
M- Go ahead!
L- K. Well…I’m…pregnant!
M- REALLY?!? OMFG, how r u? how’s Seth? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? CONGRATS!
L- Thanks…yeah I am. I’m fine. :], he’s fine 2. Also happy!
M- Great! I Liebe Du so much! Send me a pic of u!
L- Lol, fine, but I’m not fat yet.
M- Dang it! Lol, thanks…ok.
L- YW, K…TTYL, hafta go.
M- K, luv u 2. :]
“I FIGURED IT OUT!” Emmett screeched. My father rolled his eyes and slapped his head. “Oh my god. I am so stupid.” “It was labeled wrong.” He said. “I read your mind. I know.” Dad replied. “Oh…” Nessie sagte and sat Weiter to me. Alice laughed and said, “Well, screw ‘Instantly Moviegoers’!” It came out cheerful. “Too shay!” Mom and Dad sagte at the same time. I got up. “Come on Seth!” He got up. “Where are we going?” “Movie store.” “Why?” “We need some movies…and the GOOD popcorn.” My father stood up with a funny look on his face, “Are Du saying my popcorn isn’t good?!?” he was teasing me. I rolled my eyes, “No. Sorry but every time Du make it; it burns!” Seth nodded matter-of-factly. “Sorry Ed. But Lexy’s right.” He sighed and put his hands up in surrender, “I surrender, baby girl.” He plopped down Weiter to mom as we left.
In blockbuster I picked out, ‘Revenge of the Crazy Sawmen’, ‘Crutches of Life’, ‘Degrassi: Season 10’, and ‘Midnight Loving’. Oh yeah and the XXXXL size of popcorn for myself and the baby. Seth got 2 XL sizes for him and Jake. And an M size for Nessie. She doesn’t eat much.
I stacked the Filme on the blue and green counter. The cashier, ‘Hello My Name is: Nate’ gave me a weird look behind the pimples and fuzzy chin. I rolled my eyes and brushed a lock of purple hair back and put one hand on my stomach. “I’m pregnant…shut up.” He nodded as his little dude kappe went up and down, up and down. He rang up our crap and told us a mere, 25.99. I paid the full bill and we headed out.
“He was nosy.” I said. Seth laughed, “You think?” I jumped in the side of the car as Seth got into the drivers side. I turned on my iphone again.
‘5 new messages’:
Jacob- Hey sis, can u plz pick up 2.2 reasons?
Nessie- Baby, I want sum pcorn & can u pick up Lola L. Lake?!?
Nessie- Y isn’t ur fone on?
Alice- Did u get Degrassi Season 10 baby?
Jasper- I luv u. P.S.: Pick up Monster 101 fight?
L- Yeah, sure Jacob. We’re goin’ to a diff blockbuster- he stared @ my belly.
L- Yep…I can…C ya soon?
L- Bcuz I was busy baby.
L- Already have it. Watcha doin’ rite now?
L- I’ll have Seth do it. K, luv u 2. :]
Seth’s P.O.V:
‘Lean on me! When Du need something strong…I’ll be your friend I’ll help Du carry on...Just call on me brother when Du need a hand we all need someone to lean on.’
It was Sam. I answered the phone and put it on speaker. “Hello?” I answered. “Hey bro! What’s goin’ on?” “Lex and I are on our way home.”
‘We need to go to the other blockbuster.’ She sagte in her mind
‘Ok, baby girl. I’m goin’.’ I replied.
‘Thanks, boy.’ She said.
‘Welcome girl.’
“That’s awesome…where were you?” “Blockbuster…we have to go to the other one now because they um didn’t have our movie.” “Oh, well better let ya go-tell Lexa hi!” I nodded, “Sure Sam! Bye….” “Bye.”
Then we hung up.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
N- How’s shoppin’ goin’?
L- Fine. Just bored. :P
N- Awesome…did u get me pcorn?!?
L- Yeah…I also got a rude stare from the cashier! :[
N- Ugh, gotta hate those slugs!
L- I no! They r evil! Anyways…brb…Seth’s yelling something to a guy in a convertible.
N- Uh oh! K…ttyl, Lexa!
“GET OFF THE FRICKIN’ ROAD!” Seth yelled. I covered my ears and laughed. “Seth, chill.” “Baby he stuck…the…finger out.” I laughed, “That’s it? And what did Du do?” “Nothing…went in the RIGHT lane and he snapped.” “Ok…baby just let it go.” He clenched his hands tighter and tighter against the steering wheel. I sighed and laid down the car seat.
Before I knew it I was dreaming…:
I was in a forest. There was a big rosa pickup truck. There were three boys, a black one with bright orange hair, a Mexican one with thick orange frames, and he had blue/green hair; then a white one with no hair at all and red eyes. The Mexican had a machete and was stabbing a blue and black cat. The African had a canon in front of him and he was firing at a mountain as tall as the cat. The American had a big orange gun and was shooting the Mexican and African. The bullets flew off of the men. Suddenly out of nowhere I came out with blood going down my legs as I held a baby. I was crying and screaming. The African grabbed me with the bullets flying off him as I screamed louder and louder as the baby cried and cried. The African took the Mexican’s machete and stabbed me and then the baby.
Blood came rushing out of both of are bodies until we were dead.
Seth was shaking me. Finally I woke up. I was still in the car but we were at a Seven 11 gas station. Tears were streaming down my face. As soon as I saw Seth I pulled my arms around his neck. “What’s wrong baby?” he asked franticly. “I-i-i- had a bad d-d-ream.” I stuttered. He kissed me and pulled me on his lap. “Lexy…” He was still in the driver’s sitz with me on his lap; still he started the car and we went to the Blockbuster.
*thanks for reading…sorry yeah I know the dream was WEIRD!*
Lexy’s P.O.V:
After Carlos left we ‘partied’! And yeah, our parties are pretty lame.
We spent four hours just trying to figure out why ‘Twenty Bridges’ with Landon Liborion in it and we couldn’t figure out why it was playing, ‘Wizard of Oz’. Labeled wrong. I ended up getting the easy job. Sit around and text Renesmee’s old pen pal from Pennsylvania. Her name was Mallory. She had golden brown hair, blue/green eyes, and wore fake Harry Potter glasses around. She and Renesmee were Friends and we all met whenever Zoë was here. We all became Friends instantly.
‘I Liebe Du 1, a 2, a 3 shoo-be doo, I Liebe 4 that’s more-than I can afford. And I can someday that I’m gonna say the truth…I Liebe Du 5…’
M- Hey, what’s up? How r u?
L- I’m good! NM, just listening to my fam trying 2 figure out how 2 get the DVD player 2 work. :P U?
M- I’m @ Drake’s. He bought me pizza w/ sausage. :] How’s Seth?
Before Du ask who erpel, drake is: He’s her boyfriend.
L- He’s fine. OMG, I have something 2 tell u!
M- Go ahead!
L- K. Well…I’m…pregnant!
M- REALLY?!? OMFG, how r u? how’s Seth? REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? CONGRATS!
L- Thanks…yeah I am. I’m fine. :], he’s fine 2. Also happy!
M- Great! I Liebe Du so much! Send me a pic of u!
L- Lol, fine, but I’m not fat yet.
M- Dang it! Lol, thanks…ok.
L- YW, K…TTYL, hafta go.
M- K, luv u 2. :]
“I FIGURED IT OUT!” Emmett screeched. My father rolled his eyes and slapped his head. “Oh my god. I am so stupid.” “It was labeled wrong.” He said. “I read your mind. I know.” Dad replied. “Oh…” Nessie sagte and sat Weiter to me. Alice laughed and said, “Well, screw ‘Instantly Moviegoers’!” It came out cheerful. “Too shay!” Mom and Dad sagte at the same time. I got up. “Come on Seth!” He got up. “Where are we going?” “Movie store.” “Why?” “We need some movies…and the GOOD popcorn.” My father stood up with a funny look on his face, “Are Du saying my popcorn isn’t good?!?” he was teasing me. I rolled my eyes, “No. Sorry but every time Du make it; it burns!” Seth nodded matter-of-factly. “Sorry Ed. But Lexy’s right.” He sighed and put his hands up in surrender, “I surrender, baby girl.” He plopped down Weiter to mom as we left.
In blockbuster I picked out, ‘Revenge of the Crazy Sawmen’, ‘Crutches of Life’, ‘Degrassi: Season 10’, and ‘Midnight Loving’. Oh yeah and the XXXXL size of popcorn for myself and the baby. Seth got 2 XL sizes for him and Jake. And an M size for Nessie. She doesn’t eat much.
I stacked the Filme on the blue and green counter. The cashier, ‘Hello My Name is: Nate’ gave me a weird look behind the pimples and fuzzy chin. I rolled my eyes and brushed a lock of purple hair back and put one hand on my stomach. “I’m pregnant…shut up.” He nodded as his little dude kappe went up and down, up and down. He rang up our crap and told us a mere, 25.99. I paid the full bill and we headed out.
“He was nosy.” I said. Seth laughed, “You think?” I jumped in the side of the car as Seth got into the drivers side. I turned on my iphone again.
‘5 new messages’:
Jacob- Hey sis, can u plz pick up 2.2 reasons?
Nessie- Baby, I want sum pcorn & can u pick up Lola L. Lake?!?
Nessie- Y isn’t ur fone on?
Alice- Did u get Degrassi Season 10 baby?
Jasper- I luv u. P.S.: Pick up Monster 101 fight?
L- Yeah, sure Jacob. We’re goin’ to a diff blockbuster- he stared @ my belly.
L- Yep…I can…C ya soon?
L- Bcuz I was busy baby.
L- Already have it. Watcha doin’ rite now?
L- I’ll have Seth do it. K, luv u 2. :]
Seth’s P.O.V:
‘Lean on me! When Du need something strong…I’ll be your friend I’ll help Du carry on...Just call on me brother when Du need a hand we all need someone to lean on.’
It was Sam. I answered the phone and put it on speaker. “Hello?” I answered. “Hey bro! What’s goin’ on?” “Lex and I are on our way home.”
‘We need to go to the other blockbuster.’ She sagte in her mind
‘Ok, baby girl. I’m goin’.’ I replied.
‘Thanks, boy.’ She said.
‘Welcome girl.’
“That’s awesome…where were you?” “Blockbuster…we have to go to the other one now because they um didn’t have our movie.” “Oh, well better let ya go-tell Lexa hi!” I nodded, “Sure Sam! Bye….” “Bye.”
Then we hung up.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
N- How’s shoppin’ goin’?
L- Fine. Just bored. :P
N- Awesome…did u get me pcorn?!?
L- Yeah…I also got a rude stare from the cashier! :[
N- Ugh, gotta hate those slugs!
L- I no! They r evil! Anyways…brb…Seth’s yelling something to a guy in a convertible.
N- Uh oh! K…ttyl, Lexa!
“GET OFF THE FRICKIN’ ROAD!” Seth yelled. I covered my ears and laughed. “Seth, chill.” “Baby he stuck…the…finger out.” I laughed, “That’s it? And what did Du do?” “Nothing…went in the RIGHT lane and he snapped.” “Ok…baby just let it go.” He clenched his hands tighter and tighter against the steering wheel. I sighed and laid down the car seat.
Before I knew it I was dreaming…:
I was in a forest. There was a big rosa pickup truck. There were three boys, a black one with bright orange hair, a Mexican one with thick orange frames, and he had blue/green hair; then a white one with no hair at all and red eyes. The Mexican had a machete and was stabbing a blue and black cat. The African had a canon in front of him and he was firing at a mountain as tall as the cat. The American had a big orange gun and was shooting the Mexican and African. The bullets flew off of the men. Suddenly out of nowhere I came out with blood going down my legs as I held a baby. I was crying and screaming. The African grabbed me with the bullets flying off him as I screamed louder and louder as the baby cried and cried. The African took the Mexican’s machete and stabbed me and then the baby.
Blood came rushing out of both of are bodies until we were dead.
Seth was shaking me. Finally I woke up. I was still in the car but we were at a Seven 11 gas station. Tears were streaming down my face. As soon as I saw Seth I pulled my arms around his neck. “What’s wrong baby?” he asked franticly. “I-i-i- had a bad d-d-ream.” I stuttered. He kissed me and pulled me on his lap. “Lexy…” He was still in the driver’s sitz with me on his lap; still he started the car and we went to the Blockbuster.
*thanks for reading…sorry yeah I know the dream was WEIRD!*
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks Du why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks Du where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9: Send him Liebe letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about Küssen Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with Du to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one Mehr thing.... RUN!!!