Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
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[SEVENTEEN]
"JEREK!" I yelled, jumping to my feet and running out of the room, I ran to the front door, and I watched his car speed out of the driveway as he made his way to wherever he was going. "UGH!" I ran downstairs, going for Tabra and Shropee.
"TABRA!" I called. "SHROPEE!" I ran down the secret basement's stairs, and ran into Tabra. Literally.
"What's wrong?" Shropee's voice asked from behind Tabra.
"It's Jerek. He pulled this wicked blade Verona made him long Vor from beneath his bed, and went after Zoos. I tried stopping him, but he threw me aside like an old chicken bone!"
"I say let him." Verona's voice called from her room.
"He'll die unless we stop him." I sagte through gritted teeth.
"Come on, let's go." Shropee grabbed my hand and pulled me up the stairs, Tabra following shortly after.
"Cyd, Du drive, Tabra, backseat." Shropee ordered once we got into her car. "We have to hurry, so speed!"
"Gotchya'." I said, and slammed my foot on the pedal, and started off after Jerek's car.
"He has a pretty good headstart." Shropee pointed out while pulling a gun out from her pocket.
"Yea." I replied.
"Do Du even know where he went?" Tabra asked.
"No." I answered.
"I do." Shropee looked around her.
"Where?" Tabra and I asked in unison.
Shropee looked at me, then Tabra, and started looking around again. "He's going back to the castle."
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
___________________
[SEVENTEEN]
"JEREK!" I yelled, jumping to my feet and running out of the room, I ran to the front door, and I watched his car speed out of the driveway as he made his way to wherever he was going. "UGH!" I ran downstairs, going for Tabra and Shropee.
"TABRA!" I called. "SHROPEE!" I ran down the secret basement's stairs, and ran into Tabra. Literally.
"What's wrong?" Shropee's voice asked from behind Tabra.
"It's Jerek. He pulled this wicked blade Verona made him long Vor from beneath his bed, and went after Zoos. I tried stopping him, but he threw me aside like an old chicken bone!"
"I say let him." Verona's voice called from her room.
"He'll die unless we stop him." I sagte through gritted teeth.
"Come on, let's go." Shropee grabbed my hand and pulled me up the stairs, Tabra following shortly after.
"Cyd, Du drive, Tabra, backseat." Shropee ordered once we got into her car. "We have to hurry, so speed!"
"Gotchya'." I said, and slammed my foot on the pedal, and started off after Jerek's car.
"He has a pretty good headstart." Shropee pointed out while pulling a gun out from her pocket.
"Yea." I replied.
"Do Du even know where he went?" Tabra asked.
"No." I answered.
"I do." Shropee looked around her.
"Where?" Tabra and I asked in unison.
Shropee looked at me, then Tabra, and started looking around again. "He's going back to the castle."
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the herz with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Du and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Du are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)
8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)
7. “So do Du think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives oder what?” (Page 126)
6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)
5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)
4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)
3. “Can Du believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)
2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)
1. “So, should I tell him Du sagte to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
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