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Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!

Me: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! Du can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-

Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-

Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith Du people?

Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.

Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.

Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.

Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.

Alec and Brianna: -Nods-

Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.

Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-

Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?

Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.

Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are Du guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-

Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.

Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-

-Awkward slience-

Me: dachs dachs dachs Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! dachs dachs dachs Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!

Everyone: -Gives me weird look-

Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.

Felix: You're still so weird.

Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.

Felix. -Pauses for a Sekunde and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?

Me: I dunno...

Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-

Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-

Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!

Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.

Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-

Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-

Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-

Brianna: Could Du two detach from the lips now?

Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-

Brianna: Imma cry now. Du urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-

Alec: That's your boob.

Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, Du get my point. I will bite you!

Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!

Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't Du bite people?

Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-

Me and Felix: -Stops making out-

Brianna: Finaly!

Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.

Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told Du that?

Demetri.: Has anyone told Du you're weird?

Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.

Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.

Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought Du were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-

Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=

Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..
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