10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sagte Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” Von The Police. When she asks why the hell Du did it, say that she reminds Du of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie sagte Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” Von The Police. When she asks why the hell Du did it, say that she reminds Du of Roxanne.
~Author: Stephenie Meyer
~Twilight is a series of 4 Bücher (duh)
~The first novel[Twilight] came out in 2005
~The series is mostly beliebt with young adults
~Breaking Dawn won the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year"
~The WHOLE series won 2009 Kids Choice Awards 'Favorite Book'
~The Bücher have sold over 70 million copies worldwide
~The story is set primarily in the town of Forks, Washington
~The Twilight series falls under the genre of young adult, fantasy, and romance, though Meyer categorized her first book, Twilight, as "suspense romance horror comedy"
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~Twilight is a series of 4 Bücher (duh)
~The first novel[Twilight] came out in 2005
~The series is mostly beliebt with young adults
~Breaking Dawn won the 2008 British Book Award for "Children's Book of the Year"
~The WHOLE series won 2009 Kids Choice Awards 'Favorite Book'
~The Bücher have sold over 70 million copies worldwide
~The story is set primarily in the town of Forks, Washington
~The Twilight series falls under the genre of young adult, fantasy, and romance, though Meyer categorized her first book, Twilight, as "suspense romance horror comedy"
**This info can be found at: link)#Main_characters
IF I MISSED A FACT LEAVE A COMMENT! :)
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Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do Du keep the people Du Liebe safe? When Du have to keep yourself safe, sicher first? How do Du keep the person Du Liebe safe? When that person doesnt Liebe Du anymore? How do Du keep your Liebe safe, sicher when your whole world changes?
So what do Du think? Hope ya like it!! :)
Preface:
She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do Du keep the people Du Liebe safe? When Du have to keep yourself safe, sicher first? How do Du keep the person Du Liebe safe? When that person doesnt Liebe Du anymore? How do Du keep your Liebe safe, sicher when your whole world changes?
So what do Du think? Hope ya like it!! :)