this idea has been bugging for a while now. I couldn't think of a better Titel it Du can plz post it as a Kommentar belowthxs
Sami's pov
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH" I all but yelled at my friends."Team Edward of Team Jacob " I was always asked "neither" I would answer "Team Jasper",then the would go on arguing about who's cuter Edward oder Jacob.I ran Home and into my room I tore down my twilight poster and ripped it to shredders.I thew out the remains and laid down on my bett "I wish they would just drop it and Bewegen on"I whispered to myself,but that's not going to happen with the Filme coming out soon.
later that night
I laid down on my bett and looked at the clock it was 10:30 I rolled over and tried to get to sleep.I closed my eyes and waited for sleep.
I woke up and trudged to the shower.My eyes didn't open until I was dressed. I started brushing my hair and opened my eyes I dropped the brush and screamed at the oben, nach oben of my lungs "HOLY FLIPPING SHIT !!WHAT THE FUCK!!!". I looked like Kristen Stewart!!! I walked out of the room and down the stairs to see if Charlie was there.I let out a sigh of relief when I saw he had left.I ran back up stars and examined the face in the mirror ."Wow " I looked down at my outfit a lavender hemd, shirt and light rosa capris an outfit that would make Alice proud I thought to myself.I slipped on some shoes and ran out the door to my car I grabbed my bag and got in my car."How do I get to school" I wondered to myself.I started the car and took my best guss.When I got there I saw his car .HOLY CRAP!!!I forgot Bella and Edward fall in love!!Now what do I do
Sami's pov
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH" I all but yelled at my friends."Team Edward of Team Jacob " I was always asked "neither" I would answer "Team Jasper",then the would go on arguing about who's cuter Edward oder Jacob.I ran Home and into my room I tore down my twilight poster and ripped it to shredders.I thew out the remains and laid down on my bett "I wish they would just drop it and Bewegen on"I whispered to myself,but that's not going to happen with the Filme coming out soon.
later that night
I laid down on my bett and looked at the clock it was 10:30 I rolled over and tried to get to sleep.I closed my eyes and waited for sleep.
I woke up and trudged to the shower.My eyes didn't open until I was dressed. I started brushing my hair and opened my eyes I dropped the brush and screamed at the oben, nach oben of my lungs "HOLY FLIPPING SHIT !!WHAT THE FUCK!!!". I looked like Kristen Stewart!!! I walked out of the room and down the stairs to see if Charlie was there.I let out a sigh of relief when I saw he had left.I ran back up stars and examined the face in the mirror ."Wow " I looked down at my outfit a lavender hemd, shirt and light rosa capris an outfit that would make Alice proud I thought to myself.I slipped on some shoes and ran out the door to my car I grabbed my bag and got in my car."How do I get to school" I wondered to myself.I started the car and took my best guss.When I got there I saw his car .HOLY CRAP!!!I forgot Bella and Edward fall in love!!Now what do I do
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever Du can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When Du go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what Du will be doing in five Minuten every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. E-Mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
HOUSE OF FREAKS!
fallen angel
hello fanfiction writers
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of Du guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate Du all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start Lesen them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what Du write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of Du guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate Du all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start Lesen them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D LOL and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what Du write :D*****
I'm a winner!
